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General Vagueness said:
Yahtzee Croshaw said:
"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why?
because ODST is really just an expansion, not a full game, and yathzee only reviews full games.
 

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The sandbox element depends on the game. Some games have done it well (Warcraft 3), and others haven't (Super Smash Bros Brawl).
Also, some user made games are actually good, such as DotA. And just because a game is made by a professional doesn't mean it's good. There have been professional games to rival the stupidity of user-made content.
 

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General Vagueness said:
Deshara said:
That's exactly what I said when I read what the changes were in ODST, or rather, the lack of changes between Halo 3 and ODST.
-no shields (to be fair you have "stamina" which acts the same as shields but there's less of it and as it goes away your vision reddens and you see little video artifacts)
-the silenced, scope-having SMG and pistol (which I'll admit aren't extremely different but they're different enough for me)
-no dual-wielding, and some weapon rebalancing as a result of that
-you play multiple characters
-the graphics and enemy AI (at least for the Brutes) have been touched up-- it's not a huge difference but if you look you'll see it
-it's apparently easier to get past invisible walls (which not be intentional, but Halo is quite known for "tricking", so it could be on purpose)
-Engineers, which Halo fans have been waiting for since the first game
and the big things, the shield thing to a degree and:
-non-regenerating health
-you move slower
-your melee is less powerful
-fall damage
...So it's basically like any other FPS that isn't ripping off Halo?
 

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Snowalker said:
General Vagueness said:
Yahtzee Croshaw said:
"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why?
because ODST is really just an expansion, not a full game, and yathzee only reviews full games.
It's closer to a full game than an expansion and anyway he reviewed FEAR: Perseus Mandate which he said right in the beginning of the review was an expansion.
 

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It's ironic that he uses nongame and culture BS, calls everyone an idiot and yet isn't seen as a troll.
 

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Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
But wait, Dear Yathzee, by making these videos and articles, does that not make you an idiot too? Your assuming that people are interested in your thoughts aswell, just like the idiots you mentioned.'
Well you obviously care if you took the time to read and comment.

I'd bet that more people care about what Yahzee thinks than what you think. Judging from the fact that he gets paid for his opinion and because of all the comments
Thanks for completely not understanding my joke.
Right over my head.......................
You thought I was being serious? I like yathzee like most people here do. I was just joking about the fact that he called people who make comments, vidoe, articles, or anything really, and idiot because they think people care about their opinions, which included himself. I'd say he knew this, and probably said that for irony. I wasn't tring to offend anyone, appearently Fanboys take anything to an offense.
No need for the insult, I was half joking myself.

And here I thought we aren't being serious. But no, take the joke and turn it into me getting "offended" so you can feel better about yourself.
 

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General Vagueness said:
Snowalker said:
General Vagueness said:
Yahtzee Croshaw said:
"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why?
because ODST is really just an expansion, not a full game, and yathzee only reviews full games.
It's closer to a full game than an expansion and anyway he reviewed FEAR: Perseus Mandate which he said right in the beginning of the review was an expansion.
Hmm, you have a fine point, well, your second point anyway, your frist is debateable.

I think you might wanna watch his review of Halo 3, you'll find he didn't really like it. So unless the escapist makes him review, he probably won't because he probably won't even play the game itself.
 

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"No other medium does this. It'd be like reading a novel, and every few pages there's a crossword you can do, or there's a little short story booklet stapled to the page that says "YOU CAN READ THIS IF YOU WANT BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO! IT'S YOUR CHOICE!" And if you read that then it doesn't affect the story but the rest of the pages become slightly easier to turn."

I love this part...

Anyway, the problem that Yahtzee has with Scribblenauts is that the devs didn't really answer two key questions: Who are we designing the game for, and what are we trying to make them experience?
 

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Yahtzee Croshaw said:
The world is full of idiots. Forgive me for the redundancy of that statement, because if you're reading this you must be on the internet, and are well aware that you could enter communication with an idiot within two clicks of the mouse. Or even faster if you have a mirror on hand. Yes, you see, I'm saying you're an idiot, too. I felt I should make that clearer because you're an idiot.
I dont know who are the biggest idiots, you or us. You because you're calling idiots those who come a watch your videos or read your articles and therefore pay your salary or we because we keep coming back after being called idiots, well i know i won't anymore.

Yes, scribblenauts and all games that let you create your own levels or gameplay is bounded to the developer's imagination but is also bounded to the players imagination depending on wich one is the smallest and you proved yours smaller for what you said in your review.

You're not any better than anyone, i dont see you writing, painting or sculpting a masterpiece your just a piece in the system you trashtalk so much. Your just a guy that get payed for playing games and writing and drawing jokes about them but insulting your watchers as crossed the line for me. I can see that the greatness sense has reach you.

I want to know where's Yahtzee's suspension for the uncalled insults. I guess there isn't going to be any, the hypocrisy.

Edit: You call out people for playing open games instead of playing games design by profesionals but you called them out too when this people design levels that are like those designed by the profesionals.
 

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Im trying to think of a case where being able to create your own level and gaming experience kind of worked.. Far Cry 2 kind of did a good job. Had a brilliant level editor, the only problem i found was that all the genuily good user created levels were being pushed away by remakes of other game's levels (Cod4 backlot remake for example) and real life or famous fictional places (Paris, helms deep, That star trek ship).

I liek it when the professionals make the stuff, that way, i know its good.
 

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Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
But wait, Dear Yathzee, by making these videos and articles, does that not make you an idiot too? Your assuming that people are interested in your thoughts aswell, just like the idiots you mentioned.'
Well you obviously care if you took the time to read and comment.

I'd bet that more people care about what Yahzee thinks than what you think. Judging from the fact that he gets paid for his opinion and because of all the comments
Thanks for completely not understanding my joke.
Right over my head.......................
You thought I was being serious? I like yathzee like most people here do. I was just joking about the fact that he called people who make comments, vidoe, articles, or anything really, and idiot because they think people care about their opinions, which included himself. I'd say he knew this, and probably said that for irony. I wasn't tring to offend anyone, appearently Fanboys take anything to an offense.
No need for the insult, I was half joking myself.

And here I thought we aren't being serious. But no, take the joke and turn it into me getting "offended" so you can feel better about yourself.
Ok, Ok, sorry for the insult. I've been in like 5 arguements this morning, so I'm kinda on edge. I didn't realize you were joking, so I assumed you were offended. I sure wish Internet had a tone of voice, these kinda of arguements could be easily avoided.
 

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I never got why everyone is so convinced that the world is full of idiots.(Go ahead, tell me it's because I'm an idiot, it'll be very clever)
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
But doesn't this mean Yahtzee, that you're an idiot as well?
But that's the thing he IS calling himself an idiot, and he knows he is. It's like he said, Games are meant to entertain us we shouldn't be playing games to entertain ourselves by creating idiotic stages or conjuring different methods to go through a linear story line.

The moment we attempt to entertain ourselves through a video game we have proven ourselves to be idiots.

I've never played any game in which I believed I would have to entertain myself within the video game that should be entertaining me.

Meaning I've never played... Sims, This game, LBP, or any game in which I believe content is left out for the "player's" creativity unless it's appropriate. (like City of Heroes)

Another great way to tell if your an idiot and probably the most effective method, is to ask yourself these five questions.

1) Have I ever bleeped myself out ont he internet? (saying d*ck instead of dick.)

2) Have you ever been to ANY of the chans? (4chan, 7chan, etc)

3) Have you ever used any of the 'internet lingo', 'netspeak', or 'Memes' to either come across as a sarcastic prick, to seem intelligent, or to gain favor and respect from all your 'pixel buddies' all over the internet? (Tl;DR, cool story bro, etc)

4) Do you normally point out people's flaws in their post structure, grammar, or content instead of staying on topic or addressing what the person is trying to say? (Destrin would be a perfect example.)

5) Have you ever been called a Troll, or argued with a troll?

Answering yes to 2/5 makes you an idiot. Which yes, I am an idiot as well. I'm on the internet aren't I?
 

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Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
But wait, Dear Yathzee, by making these videos and articles, does that not make you an idiot too? Your assuming that people are interested in your thoughts aswell, just like the idiots you mentioned.'
Well you obviously care if you took the time to read and comment.

I'd bet that more people care about what Yahzee thinks than what you think. Judging from the fact that he gets paid for his opinion and because of all the comments
Thanks for completely not understanding my joke.
Right over my head.......................
You thought I was being serious? I like yathzee like most people here do. I was just joking about the fact that he called people who make comments, vidoe, articles, or anything really, and idiot because they think people care about their opinions, which included himself. I'd say he knew this, and probably said that for irony. I wasn't tring to offend anyone, appearently Fanboys take anything to an offense.
No need for the insult, I was half joking myself.

And here I thought we aren't being serious. But no, take the joke and turn it into me getting "offended" so you can feel better about yourself.
Ok, Ok, sorry for the insult. I've been in like 5 arguements this morning, so I'm kinda on edge. I didn't realize you were joking, so I assumed you were offended. I sure wish Internet had a tone of voice, these kinda of arguements could be easily avoided.
LoL I hear you. So hard to tell.

Having a bad day?
 

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Well, there's Zero Punctuation, and then there's Extra Punctuation.

OT: No, I usually remain calm in my responses. At least the first ones, anyways.
 

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Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
Dark Templar said:
Snowalker said:
But wait, Dear Yathzee, by making these videos and articles, does that not make you an idiot too? Your assuming that people are interested in your thoughts aswell, just like the idiots you mentioned.'
Well you obviously care if you took the time to read and comment.

I'd bet that more people care about what Yahzee thinks than what you think. Judging from the fact that he gets paid for his opinion and because of all the comments
Thanks for completely not understanding my joke.
Right over my head.......................
You thought I was being serious? I like yathzee like most people here do. I was just joking about the fact that he called people who make comments, vidoe, articles, or anything really, and idiot because they think people care about their opinions, which included himself. I'd say he knew this, and probably said that for irony. I wasn't tring to offend anyone, appearently Fanboys take anything to an offense.
No need for the insult, I was half joking myself.

And here I thought we aren't being serious. But no, take the joke and turn it into me getting "offended" so you can feel better about yourself.
Ok, Ok, sorry for the insult. I've been in like 5 arguements this morning, so I'm kinda on edge. I didn't realize you were joking, so I assumed you were offended. I sure wish Internet had a tone of voice, these kinda of arguements could be easily avoided.
LoL I hear you. So hard to tell.

Having a bad day?
I was, but the closer it gets to the evening, the better its getting. Thanks for asking.
 
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Whut? My brain couldn't register what the point of this forum is. *Quiet fool! Say something clever and i'll release some endorphins!* Okay brain. The balance of eqations in chemistry is how many groups of atoms need to create the required amount to complete the end result of the formulae
 

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Moccamonster said:
Great article, as always, but I'm actually surprised you laughed at someone requesting a review for ODST.
That's because HALO ODST is the Porsche 911 of video games. It just a copy of HALO 3 w/ a diff. box. I mean, it even comes with the HALO 3 multiplayer. They should have called it HALO 3: Revisited.