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tomtom94

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Oliver90909 said:
I hate to nitpick...but is it not Zero punctuation...?
Zero Punctuation is the videos, Extra Punctuation is his column. (surely "ZP Grammar Check" would be more sensible? anyway..)

I do like the column, I just wish Yahtzee would decide whether it should be a serious column about the state of the industry or a jokey column in the style of the videos.
 

General Vagueness

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Snowalker said:
General Vagueness said:
Snowalker said:
General Vagueness said:
Yahtzee Croshaw said:
"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why?
because ODST is really just an expansion, not a full game, and Yahtzee only reviews full games.
It's closer to a full game than an expansion and anyway he reviewed FEAR: Perseus Mandate which he said right in the beginning of the review was an expansion.
Hmm, you have a fine point, well, your second point anyway, your first is debatable.

I think you might wanna watch his review of Halo 3, you'll find he didn't really like it. So unless the escapist makes him review, he probably won't because he probably won't even play the game itself.
I thought it was implied pretty well by that I've seen all his reviews. I have a playlist that goes through all of them at random that I have running most of the time on my laptop. I like Yahtzee, I like his reviews, I respect his opinion, but I don't always understand where he's coming from (especially when he switches accents). As for not playing it at all, I think that would be a shame-- I'm sure there's something he'd like and plenty of things he could humorously bash. Oh, and the whole idiot thing? It seems a little cheap and gimmicky to me-- I figured out a long time ago most people are idiots, but there wasn't any real need IMHO to put it like that. I think it was put much better in his Braid review. Anyway I think that's enough talking about someone I don't even actually know, I'll just wait and see what goodness is churned out next.
 

esperandote

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Clyde said:
It's ironic that he uses nongame and culture BS, calls everyone an idiot and yet isn't seen as a troll.
that's a great way of describing him in this article.
 

Kollega

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I felt that way myself. I was pretty insulted by that generalization Yahtzee threw at me. I'm crazy,not stupid. You can call me a lunatic,i'm fine with that. But i am not,by any means,idiot.

And yes,writing somehow feels more personal than voiceover.
 

Skiftnycklar

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I guess it wouldn't be a good idea to review Minecraft then, besides the fact that it's in alpha. Great as always.
 

Caliostro

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Yahtzee Croshaw said:
Although there is one simple question that can easily determine whether a level is good:

Q. Was this level designed by someone who is employed professionally as a games designer or in another relevant creative industry?

If no, fuck it.
I'm going to have to disagree with you there mostly because you're factually provably wrong.

While undoubtedly most of the time professional level designers are better at it than amateur level designers the key expression here is "most of the time".

See, like everything in life, professionals generally are better than other people because, and at the risk of sounding reductionist, they practice more. They have more experience. In the same manner that one bloke that plays football everyday for 10 years will generally be better than one that only plays on weekends. And that's when other variables come in. What is the learning capacity of each bloke? What is each bloke's dedication towards football? What is each bloke's inherent skill at football?

Same thing applies to game and level designers, and everything else really. A "professional" level designer is merely someone who does that for a living. Not some godly messiah that knows every answer to every question regarding level design. Hell, there are very good examples very easy to find: Valve.

No, no, no. Valve is not a bad company, nor are their level designers bad. But Valve banks a lot on user created content. Which pays off when some definite gems surface. TF2 currently runs several "official" maps that are user created, by normal, non-professional level-designing users, and were bought and given the rank of "Honorary official map" due to their high standards. A lot of custom maps on Valve games have equally high, or in some rare cases higher, quality than the official ones. tc_meridian, ctf_haarp, cp_furnace...

Are custom maps always good? Fuck no. But the logic that "if it's not professional it's bad" is negated by the sheer way a lot of people turn professional: by proving they're good.
 

roekenny

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General Vagueness said:
Yahtzee Croshaw said:
"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why?
He already done a review of it, look in archives under halo 3 and halo wars combine the two where it is appropriate add a bit from another review of him saying "bugger all" and "changed". Actually think he or someone else should just do that. Hell make a contest out of it winner gets it played in all it's glory and yz gets a week off :)

However I'm surprised no one commented saying there are no non-linear stories? As while not always the case as all depends on DM and players you have but DnD is about as non-linear stories can get as no one know how a game will end. But such games are rare even for DnD but they do exist.

edit:- forgot quote
 

zelda2fanboy

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"No other medium does this. It'd be like reading a novel, and every few pages there's a crossword you can do, or there's a little short story booklet stapled to the page that says 'YOU CAN READ THIS IF YOU WANT BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO! IT'S YOUR CHOICE!' "

Let's see, we have paperback versions of books with extra stuff added onto them, the Watchmen comic book with optional interludes, CD rereleases with bonus tracks tacked onto the end or right in the middle of the run, documentaries and deleted scenes on DVDs, and webisodes for long running TV shows. Is there medium I'm missing that doesn't have optional extra side stuff? Oh, and credit cookies on the end of theatrical showings of movies.
 

Azraellod

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I usually take comments a bit too seriously. I rarely take them as a joke, and can get quite annoyed by some of them.

I tend not to overreact to them though. Generally if I actually lose my temper about it, I consider it justified.
 

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Zombie Nixon said:
I never got why everyone is so convinced that the world is full of idiots.(Go ahead, tell me it's because I'm an idiot, it'll be very clever)
See it's not that the World is full of idiots. It's just PEOPLE, are idiots.

An individual, a Person has the potential to be creative, intelligent and a fully functional human being capable of amazing things.

However People, groups of individuals sacrifice their individuality for a pack mentality and thus we have idiots.

If anyone cares to disprove what I just said, explain the "Mass Hysteria" phenomenon and I'll listen.
 

Toty54

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The moment you get offended about someone who does not know you calling you an idiot over the internet.
Then quite frankly you are one.
 

camokkid

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[s/]maybe because you are stupid?[/s]
You have to remember that we are all just shit

except for me
 

Arrers

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"I was wondering if you were going to review Halo 3: ODST."
- Jacob Probasco, via email

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

No.
Why can't I escape the feeling that Yahtzee will somehow get lumped into doing one anyway.
 

HentMas

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given the amount of people in the internet that watch ZP, and that the majority of those are stupid, also, the complete disregard of politenes and correctnes Yahtzee haves makes his statements a completely stupid way of looking at things

but its MY opinion, say, make any thread about Yahtzee and you can find about 25% of the replies will say they hate Yahtzee, 25% will say they dont care either way and 50% will say he is awesome

by common standards that would make Yahtzee awesome isn´t it?? but then again, its just a way of looking at things

why would i feel offended?? he is not someone i care about or geninuely get interested in him as a person, i remember there was a thread some time ago about sending him video games for his birth day, but then again, why??

take it as you wish, but you have to be seriously stupid to think his oppinion about yourselve means something, in reality he is just one guy who makes video game videos and comments in the industry, thats all, he is not your father or your mother or anyone who you know and can posibly give a damn about his poinions.
 

Chipperz

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Kollega said:
I felt that way myself. I was pretty insulted by that generalization Yahtzee threw at me. I'm crazy,not stupid. You can call me a lunatic,i'm fine with that. But i am not,by any means,idiot.

And yes,writing somehow feels more personal than voiceover.
Don'y worry, you may or may not be stupid, but you're not a crazy.

OT - I can't understand how anyone would be insulted at the idea of someone they'll never meet thinking they're an idiot, especially when it is a person reknowned for having a comedy games review video on a website. Meh, I guess I just don't really care what Yahtzee thinks...
 

ZeroMachine

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I've never really enjoyed his Extra Punctuation, but after one in particular I lost all respect I had for the guy. I don't even watch his videos anymore. He's just a pathetically pesimisstic guy who can't get over a break up that happened almost two years ago (check out his comment on love in the "'Splosion Man" Extra Punctuation to see what I mean).
 

Arrers

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Mr Companion said:
Have you ever humiliated yourself by overreacting to a comment on the internet? Do tell.
Yes, but It's usually because I insult them first, and they turn out to be better at it than me.
 

Quadtrix

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Do we really NEED a review of ODST? Anyone with any degree of intelligence knows it sucks, and anyone that's too stupid to know it does will ignore any negative review towards it.
 

Chrono212

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The main reason that you and other people feel hurt is that you think that if this person on the other side of the world thinks your stupid, maybe EVERYONE on that side of the world thinks you stupid...

Or something like that :S