Muwahahahaha! The Games have begun! Those with roles have been notified! Scurry, pathetic mortals, in an attempt to save your sorry, worthless lives! Also, due to budget constraints, only card carrying members of AARP will be allowed to eat at JIB. Although, I do hear the MID (Moses's Infinite Buffet) is having a 50% off deal. Thats only two schekles per dead person! And the BIB (Buddha's infinite Buffet) is a decent choice, if a little heavy on the curry. But, enough of that! Scurry my playthings, amuse your master!
*Lightning bolts Zombie guy with a really long name.* I think your name is pretentious. Im calling you zombie guy now.