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It is not, in fact, wise to trust the AI to be correct and precise on any of these such forbidden instructions tho. However that won't stop me from watching anyone try it, preferably from a safe distance behind various layers of concrete.



 
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Well...yes...but is that a real formula for napalm, or is it something that sounds like it's a real formula.

Try asking chatgpt to find a movie by giving it a description, and it will pick totally unrelated things and recite parts of your description back at you as a summary of the film.
 
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Yeah, that "Champagne of Beers" is just an excuse, we would've destroyed them regardless.
Who wastes the time and resources to actually identify and destroy Miller because it's not "actually" champagne despite it not being advertised as champagne? Does Belgium not use analogies? And do your authorities have that little to worry about that anyone actually cares Miller has been imported? And most importantly, who imports Miller of all godawful beers? I can hardly be arsed to take it out of the convenient store down the street let alone ship it anywhere. You hoity toity Europeans drink our piss water ironically, I'm assuming? Hey, if any of your hipster lot want to REALLY fringe out, have them try our Steel Reserve! I'll be sure to alert Belgian authorities that it's neither made of steel, nor is it reserved for any particular purposes.
 
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Who wastes the time and resources to actually identify and destroy Miller because it's not "actually" champagne despite it not being advertised as champagne? Does Belgium not use analogies?And do your authorities have that little to worry about that anyone actually cares Miller has been imported?
The protected status of champagne is taken real serious, yeah. If you are not real champagne, or partnered with real champagne; you basically can not associate your products or brand with the champagne name her in Euroland, period.
And most importantly, who imports Miller of all godawful beers? I can hardly be arsed to take it out of the convenient store down the street let alone ship it anywhere.
Dunno, recipient was in Germany, tho I'm sure our local Germans would demand said recipients German nationality be revoked sofort.
You hoity toity Europeans drink our piss water ironically, I'm assuming?
Nah, mate. If given the choice, would rather drink a Heineken. Or actually, would just drink nothing.
Hey, if any of your hipster lot want to REALLY fringe out, have them try our Steel Reserve! I'll be sure to alert Belgian authorities that it's neither made of steel, nor is it reserved for any particular purposes.
No thanks. You can keep it. More for you lads.
 

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I don't get it.
Cocaine is white and netflix's documentary would make it black which is as outrageous as making fictions in which jesus would look european.
 
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The Genius of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popu, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work
 

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I put this in the gaming jokes thread a few months back. Love that video.
Nice. I hadn't checked Partridge for ages, as he's a bit slow to update his channel. But when he does he does.
 
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