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Therumancer

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orannis62 said:
Therumancer said:
Capo Taco said:
Therumancer said:
I've said my piece, I'm pretty much done in this thread. I am well aware that many are going to disagree with me.
I think it is because you know in your heart that you're not exactly right.

To be more blunt, my wind comment was meant to say that you're the one showing poor sportmanship, not that one or the other party is winning.

The success of america will not depend on whether right wing or left wing wins, it depends on how many capable and virtuous people are elected. Many of bushes decisions were disastrous for the US economy. Some of Obama's decisions look like they might not be the best either, but it's too early to tell.

But when a joke is made about a bad performance of a politician, it's ok to just laugh, rather than seeing it as a battle of us vs. them.

No, it's simply that I've learned from other forums that it's pointless to slug it out on politics. It's better to just state your opinion and move on in many cases, and debate should only be carried so far. You keep going, people get angry, it carries on into the next thread, and the next thing you know your being compared to Godzilla wrecking the peace.

I will say that right now we need capable and ruthless, not capable and virtuous. Simply put we need a massive militant bastard. We just need him to be American's bastard.
I see what you mean, I just wish that we'd stop claiming the moral highground if we're going to be capable and ruthless. That's what always got to me: not that we were (for example) torturing (although I dislike the very idea of torture), but that we were acting holier than thou, as if we have the right to torture but no one else does.

Well I see it as a lot like being a cop. We're pretty much the world's policemen and like cops everywhere we're hated until we're actually needed. People scream and yell about civil liberties and their rights when your after them, but as soon as you go after the people they want you to on their behalf then they want you to be Judge bloody Dredd.

Things like torture are nessicary, but frankly the people wielding such powers have to be responsible. If everyone winds of being able to torture without repercussions you wind up with guys like Pol Pot doing a cannonball off the deep end. As a result there needs to be standards for the civilized world, and increasingly differant standards for second and third world countries that can't handle those abillities. Then you've got the guys who are supposed to keep it all in line, and those guys are the ones who are ultimatly going to be acting like cops and wielding powers that ordinary citizens do not have.

I probably am not explaining this analogy well, but that's how I basically see it.

As far as "who elected America the global police" an actual vote was not taken as anyone can tell you, but we were pretty much pushed into the job. We're the only ones with the manpower, capabilities, and central morality to be able to do the job effectively. We're the guys who are the punkhammer when the UN actually decides to do something. People don't typically call France, they scream "America, come save us, yes we badmouthed you, we're sorry, we need heeeellllp" and like a cop saving someone they might not care for, we typically come galloping in to save the day, then the guys we saved jump back on the "we hate America" bandwagon as soon as we back something they find inconveinent.

My holier than thou attitude simply comes down to stuff like this: With it's general human rights violations on it's own people, information control, etc.. China is not capable of handing torture. What it does is an atrocity. On the other hand in time of war when dealing with terrorists and sympathizers our actions which are directed at the enemy are something else entirely. There is a definate differance between attaching electrodes to the nads of a guy from an Al-Queda training camp to find out where the bomb/cell/hostages/etc.. are and sticking bamboo shoots under the finger nails of a pro-democracy demonstrator to teach him a lesson (or whatever the heck they decide to do this week).

Yes, to say "Do as we say, not as we do" is Holier than thou, but it's just like a police officer. He's an authority figure, and can do things that you, joe citizen do not have the right to do. We just operate on a global level, and all of the "joe citizen" countries don't like it until we're standing between them and a problem they can't deal with, then their happy we've taken that responsibility.

A lot of people out there think that America overstates it's importance and things would work just fine without us being the "global police". However they still don't hesitate to yell for help when they need something. What's more if we ever did pull back and go isolationist again (which in my darker moods I think we should do... sadly we can't do it just long enough to teach the world a lesson and then instantly restore the status quo) who the heck are people going to call when there is a global crisis? France?
 

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That speech definitely does seem like it was intended to be a poem... But it doesn't sound much like a political speech.

Sarah Palin is definitely not a great speaker. Judging by how she read this [poem] I'd say she just adds what she considers political inflection into anything she's reading.
 

GamerLuck

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I bow my head to the awesome that is.. Shatner!

i also hope the satireist and comedians will continue with the Palin jokes. Its refreshing to hear them make fun of someone other then bush or clinton.
 

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darthzew said:
That's really good. I missed that speech, but one question about it... WTF? I admittedly liked her when she announced as McCain's running mate, but it's like she's just been getting weirder and weirder as time goes on...
Guess that's what politics does to you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stranger...
 

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I feel bad for Palin. The media has been, for the most part, very unforgiving with her mistakes. With Obama, its almost always praises.
 

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Palin has the same problem as Bush, which is that, on her own, she can't string together a coherent English sentence. This is not to say that she is stupid. I don't know if she's stupid. I've known some very smart people who just simply lacked language ability. But politics is a job that requires oratorical skill and that woman sounds like a moron when she opens her mouth on anything but a professionally written speech.
 

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I thought of something TOTALLY different when I read the title.....
Shatner is a great actor
 

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Susan Arendt said:
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This is awesome.

Nothing else to say.

It makes me wonder if Shatner reading all the lines in Resident Evil would be better.
Except they're already fairly Shatner-esque in their delivery, so I'm not sure all that much would change. Now, Shatner doing something like...I don't know, what's a really overwrought JRPG? You know, something with a lot of god references, or something. That'd be perfect.
I swear my mind just exploded from the sheer awesome-ness of that idea, thanks Susan!
 

Andy Chalk

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Therumancer said:
Things like torture are nessicary
Dude, any credibility you may have had in this conversation, or probably any other in the future, just went sailing out the window.
 

Therumancer

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Malygris said:
Therumancer said:
Things like torture are nessicary
Dude, any credibility you may have had in this conversation, or probably any other in the future, just went sailing out the window.
Obviously we disagree on a fundemental moral point which could spawn a thread of it's own (and actually has). To try and explain my position on the matter would however derail this thread since it was a side issue, and it could get complicated.

Normally I wouldn't care about your fly by, but you are red.
 

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Fanusc101 said:
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If Palin had known about this beforehand, you'd have though she'd have at least one KHAAAAAAAN in there.
Someone has to photoshop this. Now.
someone has to figure out how to photoshop sound first.

Susan Arendt said:
Valiance said:
This is awesome.

Nothing else to say.

It makes me wonder if Shatner reading all the lines in Resident Evil would be better.
Except they're already fairly Shatner-esque in their delivery, so I'm not sure all that much would change. Now, Shatner doing something like...I don't know, what's a really overwrought JRPG? You know, something with a lot of god references, or something. That'd be perfect.
no, the randomly generated beat poetry from Grim Fandango would be perfect.

JRPG dialogue would just be very, very good.
 

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Susan Arendt said:
Valiance said:
This is awesome.

Nothing else to say.

It makes me wonder if Shatner reading all the lines in Resident Evil would be better.
Except they're already fairly Shatner-esque in their delivery, so I'm not sure all that much would change. Now, Shatner doing something like...I don't know, what's a really overwrought JRPG? You know, something with a lot of god references, or something. That'd be perfect.
Final Fantasy X springs to mind, with all their zealous crap with gods and evil technology and what-not.

OT: That was awesome. Made my day... even though it's almost midnight.
 

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Therumancer said:
However, I anticipate we're liable to see at least 8 years overall of left wing control. Maybe 12. But like any "untouchable dynasty" it ALWAYS goes the other way. I'm just saying that most of us are going to be around in 4-12 years and people might want to think ahead to the inevitable snap back. I'd like to see a bit more maturity.

... and for the record, no... I do not think this would have been mocked this way if it was a left wing speech.
I agree with the first part, there is always a counter push after one side holds power long enough to make a mistake.

As for the unlikelihood of a left-winger being skewered for saying something so garbled and foolish you have to admire Jon Stewart's continued efforts to mock all of politics (those who have seen the "That's Great... Now Fix the Economy" skits know what I mean) and I'd prefer to see more of it myself. In reality no, there's not a lot of comedic stuff out there hitting the left but such is the fluctuation of opinion at the moment.
I thought rightwingers had the comedy stylings of Glen Beck.

But all seriousness aside, this speech deserved mockery if only because Palin doesn't know what a lame-duck session is (hint: it's not when you have over a year left) and thinks the 2nd Amendment is "The right to bear arms and shoot at animals from an airplane".

Also I think that left-wingers/dems are going to get skewered pretty good over the New Jersey corruption scandal in both comedic form and otherwise, much like how Eliot Spitzer had his ass handed back to him by everyone for the prostitute thing.

Also I too agree with the first part were it not for the fact that turnabout is always fair play so deal with it.
 

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I just... I can't wrap my head around this. First Rocket Man [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE], then Common People [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4], and now this. I don't think I can make fun of William Shatner anymore.

Well, maybe a little. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM]
 

thiosk

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I am a Republican.

I wish Sarah Palin would get on a plane with Huckabee and Romney, get on a rocketship together, and blast into space-- never to be heard from again.

I also wish they would take Reid and Pelosi with them.

Of course, could you imagine what would happen if they managed to found a new colony somewhere?

Eternal war would be the only thing that could happen...