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mshcherbatskaya said:
Palin has the same problem as Bush, which is that, on her own, she can't string together a coherent English sentence.
*****this portion edited.... suffice to say it involved a comment about Bush, Palin and what turning on a vacuum does*****

And yes, when you represent the United States, it DOES matter that you can speak coherently. I've watched her rambling speech a few times now. I still have no idea what the hell she is spewing from her hatch.

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Therumancer said:
Malygris said:
Therumancer said:
Things like torture are nessicary
Dude, any credibility you may have had in this conversation, or probably any other in the future, just went sailing out the window.
Obviously we disagree on a fundemental moral point which could spawn a thread of it's own (and actually has). To try and explain my position on the matter would however derail this thread since it was a side issue, and it could get complicated.

Normally I wouldn't care about your fly by, but you are red.
cept the thing is it's been proven over and over that torture doesn't work. the only thing torture will do is get people to say what you want so they will stop the torture

seriously you should do some reading on the subject and then come back and argue, like most times you spout off about stuff and really don't understand what you're arguing at all or have a very limited view or knowledge of the subject

mshcherbatskaya said:
Palin has the same problem as Bush, which is that, on her own, she can't string together a coherent English sentence. This is not to say that she is stupid. I don't know if she's stupid. I've known some very smart people who just simply lacked language ability. But politics is a job that requires oratorical skill and that woman sounds like a moron when she opens her mouth on anything but a professionally written speech.
yeah i tend to agree with this. i will deal with this the way Schwarzkopf did when asked about Sadam's military tactical skills. she has shown to be less than intelligent in public speech, television interviews, newspaper interviews, television appearances, semi-private conversations, public appearances, so if you take all those into account then yes she's a smart person

the fact is she has tried to sweep way too many things under the rug and pull a wizard of oz and say "don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain" especially concerning her daughter who was a torch bearer for the "no sex before marriage and abstinence only" school of thought her party was pushing on everyone and frankly i think that attention was well deserved and overly justified

as for the topic on hand Shatner is awesome and the clip is absolutely hilarious. i'm glad he's got a good sense of humour about things like that
 

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George Palmer said:
mshcherbatskaya said:
Palin has the same problem as Bush, which is that, on her own, she can't string together a coherent English sentence.
*****this portion edited.... suffice to say it involved a comment about Bush, Palin and what turning on a vacuum does*****

And yes, when you represent the United States, it DOES matter that you can speak coherently. I've watched her rambling speech a few times now. I still have no idea what the hell she is spewing from her hatch.
Like I said in my post, I have known people who were sharp, capable individuals whose skills were clearly NOT in the realm of the written or spoken word. One of them, seriously, I didn't understand 60% of what he said. It was like a verbal dyslexia. That said, I'm strongly biased in favor of language as an indicator of intelligence, so while I would not state her lack of brainpower as a fact, but my belief is that she's as dumb as a box of hair.

As for her politics, I've heard she's as mean as a snake and as dirty as the sole of a hiking boot, but I've got no real evidence on that myself.
 

Therumancer

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Therumancer said:
My holier than thou attitude simply comes down to stuff like this: With it's general human rights violations on it's own people, information control, etc.. China is not capable of handing torture. What it does is an atrocity. On the other hand in time of war when dealing with terrorists and sympathizers our actions which are directed at the enemy are something else entirely. There is a definate differance between attaching electrodes to the nads of a guy from an Al-Queda training camp to find out where the bomb/cell/hostages/etc.. are and sticking bamboo shoots under the finger nails of a pro-democracy demonstrator to teach him a lesson (or whatever the heck they decide to do this week).
Id be right with you if there was any evidence that torture actually works; and episodes of 24 don't count. Living in a country that used torture for thousands of years it doesn't work as people say anything to make it stop, even making things up. Often making things up. It doesn't tend to get accurate, actionable intelligence.

Thats why much of the world has stopped doing it. Thats not a quick decision, we Europeans used to love our torture. It just doesn't work. Unless you need a quick conviction and you don't really care if the guys guilty or not. The inquisition actually invented Spanish water torture. The CIA made it cool again when they re branded it waterboarding. I guess it wouldn't sound very American if it still had torture in the name.

Torture gets information you want to hear, not information thats accurate. Look at the Brits treatment of the IRA. All torture got us was false convictions, meaning actual bombers kept walking the streets. Theres not that much difference between the IRA in the 80s and Al Qaeda now, except one of them had American funding. Care to guess which one?

I don't think there was ever any doubt that torture worked, the prohibations on torture came about due to people (yet again) trying to moralize warfare and render it more antiseptic. The idea being that nobody should say have their fingernails removed with a pair of pliers under any circumstances.

This makes a certain amount of sense when your sitting in the aftermath of a global bloodbath, the world population depleted, and realizing how close you potentially came to literally everyone on the planet dying. At that point it seems easy to ignore the continued vision of nations, limited resources, and everything else and try and prevent it from ever happening again.

The thing is though that you can't put rules on real warfare, all it does is handicap the people who follow them.

See, the thing your missing (and I try and explain) is that when you torture someone you aren't going to just keep going until you hear what you want to hear. Things have to be put into context. When dealing with spy games and capturing operatives there are of course counter-techniques and if the person being tortured is better informed than you or your analyst he CAN play you. Especially if they did something like deploy extrea agents/terrorists just to use as a decoy in case someone was captured.

However, that's all part of the game, and it largely depends on who is involved. You grab your typical terrorist cell leader, or enemy officer, and they aren't going to have any of that kind of stuff going. When dealing with terrorists for example the use of small isolated cells has it's advantages in preventing the whole organization from being compromised if one is wiped out, but it also means that no cell has the resources to sit down and plant that kind of false information for situations like this.

Odds are if your dealing with someone who is on the level to actually resist torture and beat analysis by the other side, your in trouble anyway but you might as well try and hope you get lucky (better than nothing), as opposed to just sitting around twiddling your thumbs.

The thing is that unlike movies and scenarios created to make torture look bad or ineffective, the typical victim is going to be like some farmboy who signed up with Al Queda to attack the Infidel, learned how to shoot a gun, fire a rocket, and set off a bomb. Then he was introduced to some buddies and told "go out and kill for Allah, your virgins await". He's not James bloody Bond. So him and his buddies sit around and set up meetings and plan attacks and such. You capure this dude during a raid, you want to get his buddies too. You strap him to a gurney and have military intelligence go to work, your going to get whatever you want to know out of him.

It's just like you. You join the Navy, go through boot camp, enlist on a ship as a petty officer and some dude with a Turban grabs you in an alleyway and starts cutting pieces off of you in some back room. Your going to tell him whatever the heck he wants to know. You might claim otherwise, but in the end your just a person, the Navy didn't condition you quite like that. Of course this is hypothetical since it's a matter of debate as to what a low ranking naval officer might know to make him a worthwhile target.
 

Therumancer

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BlueInkAlchemist said:
Therumancer said:
Malygris said:
Dude, any credibility you may have had in this conversation, or probably any other in the future, just went sailing out the window.
Normally I wouldn't care about your fly by, but you are red.
So are the states that support your inhumane treatment of prisoners.

Did Palin ever state her position on torture? (attempting to stay somewhat on-topic)
Actually that was a good one. Kudos. :)

However we are talking about time of war situations here, and not what we unleash on our own civil populance during a time of peace.

In the initial message I *DID* specify a differance.

In an actual war/conflict of this level I pretty much feel there are no rules. It's about defeating the other side through any means nessicary. That's what a real war is, and those who put rules on themselves are simply asking for defeat. A favorite example being things like "Agincourt" where the flower of French Knighthood was decimated because they came riding up nice and neat, and in accordance with the rules of war, expecting an easy victory and to rule England, and wound up on the receiving end of a longbow massacre when the other side pretty much decided "F@ck Chivalry, we want to win".

Whether it's not using torture, or refusing to field your best weapon "because it's too powerful", it is ridiculous to put any limitations on yourself once you go to war. Wars are hopefully avoided (though there are many good reasons for starting them) but once they occur it becomes all about efficiently killing as many people and breaking as much stuff on the opposing side while preventing them from doing the same thing to you. Torture is fine, and there is nothing that is "too effective to be used".
 

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Darth Sea Bass said:
I wanna hear shatner do do gordon brown now!
I think John Prescott would be more his style.

The objectives remain the same and indeed that has been made clear by the Prime Minister in a speech yesterday that the objectives are clear and the one about the removal of the Taliban is not something we have as a clear objective to implement but it is possible a consequence that will flow from the Taliban clearly giving protection to Bin Laden and the UN resolution made it absolutely clear that anyone that finds them in that position declares themselves an enemy and that clearly is a matter for these objectives.
Then again, I don't think even Shatner himself could do that confusing, rambling mess justice.
 

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Therumancer said:
bjj hero said:
Therumancer said:
My holier than thou attitude simply comes down to stuff like this: With it's general human rights violations on it's own people, information control, etc.. China is not capable of handing torture. What it does is an atrocity. On the other hand in time of war when dealing with terrorists and sympathizers our actions which are directed at the enemy are something else entirely. There is a definate differance between attaching electrodes to the nads of a guy from an Al-Queda training camp to find out where the bomb/cell/hostages/etc.. are and sticking bamboo shoots under the finger nails of a pro-democracy demonstrator to teach him a lesson (or whatever the heck they decide to do this week).
Id be right with you if there was any evidence that torture actually works; and episodes of 24 don't count. Living in a country that used torture for thousands of years it doesn't work as people say anything to make it stop, even making things up. Often making things up. It doesn't tend to get accurate, actionable intelligence.

Thats why much of the world has stopped doing it. Thats not a quick decision, we Europeans used to love our torture. It just doesn't work. Unless you need a quick conviction and you don't really care if the guys guilty or not. The inquisition actually invented Spanish water torture. The CIA made it cool again when they re branded it waterboarding. I guess it wouldn't sound very American if it still had torture in the name.

Torture gets information you want to hear, not information thats accurate. Look at the Brits treatment of the IRA. All torture got us was false convictions, meaning actual bombers kept walking the streets. Theres not that much difference between the IRA in the 80s and Al Qaeda now, except one of them had American funding. Care to guess which one?

I don't think there was ever any doubt that torture worked, the prohibations on torture came about due to people (yet again) trying to moralize warfare and render it more antiseptic. The idea being that nobody should say have their fingernails removed with a pair of pliers under any circumstances.

This makes a certain amount of sense when your sitting in the aftermath of a global bloodbath, the world population depleted, and realizing how close you potentially came to literally everyone on the planet dying. At that point it seems easy to ignore the continued vision of nations, limited resources, and everything else and try and prevent it from ever happening again.

The thing is though that you can't put rules on real warfare, all it does is handicap the people who follow them.

See, the thing your missing (and I try and explain) is that when you torture someone you aren't going to just keep going until you hear what you want to hear. Things have to be put into context. When dealing with spy games and capturing operatives there are of course counter-techniques and if the person being tortured is better informed than you or your analyst he CAN play you. Especially if they did something like deploy extrea agents/terrorists just to use as a decoy in case someone was captured.

However, that's all part of the game, and it largely depends on who is involved. You grab your typical terrorist cell leader, or enemy officer, and they aren't going to have any of that kind of stuff going. When dealing with terrorists for example the use of small isolated cells has it's advantages in preventing the whole organization from being compromised if one is wiped out, but it also means that no cell has the resources to sit down and plant that kind of false information for situations like this.

Odds are if your dealing with someone who is on the level to actually resist torture and beat analysis by the other side, your in trouble anyway but you might as well try and hope you get lucky (better than nothing), as opposed to just sitting around twiddling your thumbs.

The thing is that unlike movies and scenarios created to make torture look bad or ineffective, the typical victim is going to be like some farmboy who signed up with Al Queda to attack the Infidel, learned how to shoot a gun, fire a rocket, and set off a bomb. Then he was introduced to some buddies and told "go out and kill for Allah, your virgins await". He's not James bloody Bond. So him and his buddies sit around and set up meetings and plan attacks and such. You capure this dude during a raid, you want to get his buddies too. You strap him to a gurney and have military intelligence go to work, your going to get whatever you want to know out of him.

It's just like you. You join the Navy, go through boot camp, enlist on a ship as a petty officer and some dude with a Turban grabs you in an alleyway and starts cutting pieces off of you in some back room. Your going to tell him whatever the heck he wants to know. You might claim otherwise, but in the end your just a person, the Navy didn't condition you quite like that. Of course this is hypothetical since it's a matter of debate as to what a low ranking naval officer might know to make him a worthwhile target.
Lets talk examples instead of theoretical situations. Andy McNabb and some of his unit were captured by the Iraqis and tortured. They got no useful information, not even his unit out of him. Even when they extracted his teeth with pliers. He bullshitted his way through the whole thing.

The Guildford 4 were tortured by police and confessed to a bombing they clearly didn't commit. They later retracted their confessions but were convicted anyway. Your starting point is that youre torturing the right person.

Lets face it, many of these terrorists we seem to round up dont wear uniforms, have id badges or numbers etc. You pull the wrong person and they will tell you whatever you want to hear. None of it will be any use except to waste time and resources on false leads. None of these people have convictions and even convictions can be wrong. When you consider there was a bounty for "terrorists" in pakistan, anyone short of cash or who had fallen out with their neighbor was contacting the authorities. Its like an Asian McCarthyism with round the world plane fare thrown in.

Finally as "world police" you need the natives on side. Occupying forces tend to struggle with this. From Vietnam to the British Empire the West has a poor track record. Its hard to rebuild a nation as a stable, more liberal pro-west democracy when the natives see you as tyrants. Kidnapping and torturing the natives doesn't foster good relations and may well be as good as a recruitment ad for the opposing force.

Your example of the fundamentalist farm boy, how much useful information do you think he really has? Hes hardly a general. By torturing him he will want to cooperate, having next to nothing to offer he will sing whatever song you want to hear, hoping you will stop. Its a waste of resources at best.
 

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Therumancer said:
I don't think there was ever any doubt that torture worked, the prohibations on torture came about due to people (yet again) trying to moralize warfare and render it more antiseptic. The idea being that nobody should say have their fingernails removed with a pair of pliers under any circumstances.
actually there's LOTS of proof that torture does not work, including testimony from CIA, FBI and Military intelligence. the only thing that torture gets is the person to tell you what ever they want just so you will stop

there's been several studies on this and many documented cases of people recanting their admissions of guilt while being tortured. when the church captured the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon and tortured them, they all confessed to being devil worshipers and other things, funnily enough they all recanted the confessions later on and that's a 700 year old example of torture not working
 

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Therumancer said:
All positive comments aside I think this is a rather negative stunt overall in contrast to her own delivery, and the fact that she's stepping down.

I will remind liberals that they don't have quite the majority that they think they do, and in the end I don't want to hear any crying if the shoe winds up on the other foot at some point.

Of course I could be misinterpeting this, but really I get tired of the satires and generally poor sportsmanship. I porobably wouldn't wind up being so anti-left (which is differant from being pro-right) if it wasn't for the carnival atmosphere.
This. I am not conservative per se, but liberals and the left in general need to ease up on the propaganda and mockery.
 

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wow she is always talking about alaska, its like a broken record "hey palin, guess what? we dont give a shit about alaska"

on the other hand if shatner reads all her speeches i might actully give a damn.. this had me laughting
 

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shatner DOES palin?! and they have it on youtube?! im tempted to look at it but i don't wanna risk scratching my eyes out or my head imploding from all the nastiness occurring.
 

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LMAO

Oh god I nearly died laughing, it's just like that Family Guy skit..

A fiddler...on.. the roof...

Ahh excellent.
 

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RelexCryo said:
Therumancer said:
All positive comments aside I think this is a rather negative stunt overall in contrast to her own delivery, and the fact that she's stepping down.

I will remind liberals that they don't have quite the majority that they think they do, and in the end I don't want to hear any crying if the shoe winds up on the other foot at some point.

Of course I could be misinterpeting this, but really I get tired of the satires and generally poor sportsmanship. I porobably wouldn't wind up being so anti-left (which is differant from being pro-right) if it wasn't for the carnival atmosphere.
This. I am not conservative per se, but liberals and the left in general need to ease up on the propaganda and mockery.
really and the conservatives have poop that smells like roses, they say WAY worse things about their opponents to the media and their fans. in certain countries Rush Limbaugh and most of FOX news would be arrested for hate crimes but they get to hide behind free speech and the like

so really the fact that the liberals can use someone's own idiocy to show how stupid they are actually being, that's small potatoes

seriously look at what people at FOX news and such say, it makes this stunt seem pretty tame in comparison
 

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cleverlymadeup said:
RelexCryo said:
Therumancer said:
All positive comments aside I think this is a rather negative stunt overall in contrast to her own delivery, and the fact that she's stepping down.

I will remind liberals that they don't have quite the majority that they think they do, and in the end I don't want to hear any crying if the shoe winds up on the other foot at some point.

Of course I could be misinterpeting this, but really I get tired of the satires and generally poor sportsmanship. I porobably wouldn't wind up being so anti-left (which is differant from being pro-right) if it wasn't for the carnival atmosphere.
This. I am not conservative per se, but liberals and the left in general need to ease up on the propaganda and mockery.
really and the conservatives have poop that smells like roses, they say WAY worse things about their opponents to the media and their fans. in certain countries Rush Limbaugh and most of FOX news would be arrested for hate crimes but they get to hide behind free speech and the like

so really the fact that the liberals can use someone's own idiocy to show how stupid they are actually being, that's small potatoes

seriously look at what people at FOX news and such say, it makes this stunt seem pretty tame in comparison
I said I wasn't conservative, I consider people like Newt Gingrich and the like scum. I am saying both groups resort to propaganda and mockery. Anti-left and pro-right aren't the same thing.
 

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He just did it again using Sarah Palin's Twitter. It was just on like a minute ago.
 

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Amnestic said:
InvisibleSeal said:
Amnestic said:
InvisibleSeal said:
I do feel sorry for Palin a bit
Sarah Palin said:
"The world needs more Trigs, not fewer."
At about 1:05 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpKhJRRzYfs]

I really don't.
I don't really know what a trig is *blushes* - and the youtube thing doesn't work in Portugal.
I have heard she's not a very nice person though...
Sarah Palin's son, born with Down's Syndrome. Her quote then, in essence is "The world needs more children with Down's Syndrome."
Could she have been speaking simply of her son, and not his condition? I can't tell with just that quote.

Also, Conan is Conan. He makes fun of everything.