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CrazyGirl17

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Well, I just had a dream where I was in school, and was being treated like crap... well, I had come in late and was being a bit insensitive, so there ya go...
 

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Jonluw said:
Hiya escapists.

Tonight, I took my laptop out to the forest with me to watch porn. There was an internet connection there and everything. However, it appears my stamina wasn't at its best tonight, so I came the minute I put on a video without even touching my dick.
My pants were now swimming with jizz, and I was making an annoyed and futile effort to clean it up with some nearby plants when I noticed some bearded guy walking down the path that was apparently right next to me all along.
The guy also noticed me, it would seem, considering that he started making fun of me for jacking off in the forest.
After having more or less managed to clean up my jizz, I went home and straight to my room. Sitting in my room, feeling slightly down for understandable reasons, I suddenly hear a voice I recognize: the guy from before turns out to be an old friend of my mom, and he's currently telling her about how me stumbled across me in the forest.

As I hear my mom laughing at his story, I find myself lying in bed.
"Huh? What the hell happened?"
"Oh fuck. Bloody hell, why did I take my laptop to the forest to watch porn? God, I'm stupid."
"Shit, what can I do about this? Seems like there's no way out except to just own up."
"Fuck, I'm stupid. What was I thinking? I mean, you'd think there wouldn't... even be... wifi... in the forest... in the first place..."

"Oh. I see."

So I'm understandably in a bit of a shitty mood right now. To help cheer me up, please post stories of your own crappy dreams.
At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.
 

Jonluw

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Fappy said:
At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.
Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.
 

Fappy

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Jonluw said:
Fappy said:
At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.
Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.
Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been there :(
 

Jonluw

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Fappy said:
Jonluw said:
Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.
Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been there :(
Yeah, I figure you oughta know *glances at username*
 

Fappy

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Jonluw said:
Fappy said:
Jonluw said:
Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.
Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been there :(
Yeah, I figure you oughta know *glances at username*
Hey man, if you keep up maintenance on your plumbing its far less likely to happen ;3
 

Nantucket_v1legacy

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I don't really get shitty dreams on the whole -- I remember once I dreamt my dad died and I woke up silently crying.

I recently had an awesome dream about the small village up the road from me being a village of vampires. I just remember walking into a boardgame shop and the woman behind there trying to get me into the basement.
I kept saying no and walked out quickly.
I was going to go back after dark (I was a journalist or something and going into a spooky village full of vampires at night -- SUBCONSCIOUS I AM NOT A COMPLETE DUMBASS!) to investigate.

I never finished it - the dog woke me up. :( That was shitty.
 

Jonluw

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Fappy said:
Hey man, if you keep up maintenance on your plumbing its far less likely to happen ;3
Oh indeed. I'm not normally troubled by this kind of issue, but there are certain circumstances that require maintenance to be put on hold once in a while, and one can only go so long before reaching critical condition.
 

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Lets see, I had a dream that took a graphic memory of mine made it happen to someone else, made me watch, made it far more extreme, and had a large crowd of people cheering it on.

I woke up and promptly vomited.
 

Z of the Na'vi

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Well, I've been woken up from countless good dreams by very nearly crapping in my bed shorts, on account of misjudging the strength of my colon.

Does that count?
 

Relish in Chaos

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Well, a while ago, I had a dream where I was at a party with a female friend of mine that I had a crush on. So all night, we were trying to find an empty room that we could ?do stuff? in, but for some strange reason, all of them were occupied and things kept getting in the way. Then I woke up.
 

Mr Fixit

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I had a dream that I was back in high school the other night, it was horrible....

I woke up very pissed off the other day after dreaming that a cousin of mine had brought some very drunk & very annoying people to my house in the middle of the night.
 

Scrustle

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I can't really remember entire dreams unless they are recent. Like less than two days old. But I remember one from many years ago which consisted firstly of me just waiting at a bus stop. Then the bus came and I went around town on the bus. Thrilling.
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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I killed three of my friends by stabbing them repeatedly in the throat. Each one stared in horror as I went berserk. For some unknown reason, they had managed to make me angry to the point of murder...Which is very out of character for me, I'm a pretty reasonable guy who can control his temper.

Anyway, I slashed at my third friend and I woke up.

Concerned for my friends
Horrified at what I did
Yet I still had this residual amount of anger left

Trust me, it's a very strange combination of emotions to be feeling o_O

Luckily it turned out I didn't murder my friends and in desperation, my subconscious did not try to repress the memories. Twas simply a dream

Phew :D
 

EeveeElectro

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I dreamt last night that someone I thought cared about me was pinning me to the floor with their hands around my throat but laughing whilst doing so because seeing me in pain was apparently funny.

I woke up on my front, crying, chewing on my pillow and scratching at the wall behind me.
Those dreams are not very nice.
 

Ruedyn

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The only one remember was a dream where I ran through my school in only my underwear, and all students and staff were replaced with prudish Warhammer 40k orks. That ended with me getting chopped in half.
 

Carbonyl

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The most boring of all dreams: The ones where all you do is homework. I have these types of dreams around the end of the semester, where all I do is try to solve the same annoying overly complicated homework problem over and over, and I keep hitting dead-ends or forgetting what I did at the beginning because apparently I can't write things down in my dreams. I get really confused when I wake up, and I can't remember if I actually understand the subject I was dreaming about, or I dreamt about it because I didn't understand it. Either way, I get really turned around the next time I try to do the subject.

Edit: Oh man, I didn't realize we were doing bad dreams, just unpleasant and vaguely annoying, not emotionally scarring.
 

Muspelheim

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Not exactly shitty, but certainly foreboding.

I can't remember the details, but there's just been a struggle of some sort. I'm fatigued and have a slight headache and holding a revolver. I'm in a bathroom, looking in the mirror and concludes that I've got several nasty cuts and bruises, and my glasses are cracked. Then, something beckons from the front room.

I walk out into the room, which is flooded with late afternoon sunlight and dust. A weird crow-like creature, managing to look a bit like a sculpted stone archway as well, stands by the balcony door. It raises its wings and roars at me: "Wake up! Time to die!"

I lift the revolver, utterly uninterested for some reason and then I wake up.

It was very, very weird... Maybe there's an Old One in the basement or something.
 

Lenvoran

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That's... An odd tale.

My dreams, if you can all them that, tend to be a little more... Hmm... How to say it. Simple works, I guess.

The majority of time when I dream is sort of a waking nightmare sort of thing. I typically dream of something excruciatingly painful and then wake up in the middle of it... Except I can still feel everything until the "dream" ends.

Sometimes my dreams give me a chance to escape, but sometimes it's like... My skin and muscles are slowly burning away while chains grafted to my bones hold me down. There's rarely anything to the dreams except for pain though when there is it's typically the loss of someone I really care about.

I usually can't remember the physical aspect after a day or two, so that's something at least.

Hope that makes you feel better? Or something?
 

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I got a dream that's been keeping me up for the past 2 nights.

It begins with me waking up under water (still able to breath, somehow). I seem to be at the bottom of some lake, with rays of light coming down through the dark water. I keep swimming forward and i see a mound (like a grass covered hill) with a door in it. I open the door and suddenly i'm in a sunken car ferry, and there are people all over frozen in positions that would look completely normal, provided they weren't on the bottom of a dark lake. I swim through the rows of people, increasing my speed to get out of there as fast as possible. As i near the front of the boat, something grabs me from behind, then i wake up.

Second time, i tried to avoid the door as much as possible, but everywhere i swam, the door appeared in front of me. The sunken car ferry was still the same: I woke up as i reached the end of the ferry, when something grabbed me from behind.
:I
so yeah. shitty dream.