Well, I just had a dream where I was in school, and was being treated like crap... well, I had come in late and was being a bit insensitive, so there ya go...
At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.Jonluw said:Hiya escapists.
Tonight, I took my laptop out to the forest with me to watch porn. There was an internet connection there and everything. However, it appears my stamina wasn't at its best tonight, so I came the minute I put on a video without even touching my dick.
My pants were now swimming with jizz, and I was making an annoyed and futile effort to clean it up with some nearby plants when I noticed some bearded guy walking down the path that was apparently right next to me all along.
The guy also noticed me, it would seem, considering that he started making fun of me for jacking off in the forest.
After having more or less managed to clean up my jizz, I went home and straight to my room. Sitting in my room, feeling slightly down for understandable reasons, I suddenly hear a voice I recognize: the guy from before turns out to be an old friend of my mom, and he's currently telling her about how me stumbled across me in the forest.
As I hear my mom laughing at his story, I find myself lying in bed.
"Huh? What the hell happened?"
"Oh fuck. Bloody hell, why did I take my laptop to the forest to watch porn? God, I'm stupid."
"Shit, what can I do about this? Seems like there's no way out except to just own up."
"Fuck, I'm stupid. What was I thinking? I mean, you'd think there wouldn't... even be... wifi... in the forest... in the first place..."
"Oh. I see."
So I'm understandably in a bit of a shitty mood right now. To help cheer me up, please post stories of your own crappy dreams.
Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.Fappy said:At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.
Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been thereJonluw said:Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.Fappy said:At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.
Yeah, I figure you oughta know *glances at username*Fappy said:Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been thereJonluw said:Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.![]()
Hey man, if you keep up maintenance on your plumbing its far less likely to happen ;3Jonluw said:Yeah, I figure you oughta know *glances at username*Fappy said:Oh my, I am so sorry for you bro. We've all been thereJonluw said:Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.![]()
Oh indeed. I'm not normally troubled by this kind of issue, but there are certain circumstances that require maintenance to be put on hold once in a while, and one can only go so long before reaching critical condition.Fappy said:Hey man, if you keep up maintenance on your plumbing its far less likely to happen ;3