Shitty dreams

[Froggy Slayer]

Before I post one of my random dreams I feel someone needs to ask... why would you take your laptop out to the forest to watch porn? Is your mom constantly sitting by your door listening in? :x

The fuck if I know.
Dream logic. Can't question that shit.
Just, for some reason, it seemed like the reasoable thing to do. Of course I should take my laptop to the forest to watch a bit of porn. Seems like an awesome place to do so.

When I have a dream that's just so bizarre that I can't stop thinking about it, I go to this site - for shits'n'giggles.
Dream Moods A-Z [http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/]

I don't really think that my dreams represent anything. Except about how my life could be more awesome if it was more like my dreams. For example, it says that my dinosaur island dream represents 'outdated values, and a fear that I'll never escape them', when I thought it was from looking up dinosaur facts all night.

 

[Tallim]

Please. None of you guys get to have sword fights with Dracula, or explore an island inhabited by an army of robot dinosaurs, or get involved in a deadly game of cat and mouse with talking ferrets in your dreams?
I pity you all.

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The question was about crappy dreams, those things are all awesome.

OT:Worst dream I ever had was about a normal day, it felt like a normal day, I did everything I normally did, but it dragged and dragged and I woke up just as I was getting into bed at the end of the dream. The realization that I hadn't even started the day yet and was already fedup with it was depressing.

Then I spent the whole day feeling weird and having occaisional dejavu.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Please. None of you guys get to have sword fights with Dracula, or explore an island inhabited by an army of robot dinosaurs, or get involved in a deadly game of cat and mouse with talking ferrets in your dreams?
I pity you all.

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The question was about crappy dreams, those things are all awesome.

OT:Worst dream I ever had was about a normal day, it felt like a normal day, I did everything I normally did, but it dragged and dragged and I woke up just as I was getting into bed at the end of the dream. The realization that I hadn't even started the day yet and was already fedup with it was depressing.

Then I spent the whole day feeling weird and having occaisional dejavu.

I know. I have awesome dreams. I'm sorry, but the worst dream I ever had (as it scariest, made me wake up sweating) starred Samuel L Jackson, so what's a guy supposed to do?

Oh, and the best thing about my dreams? They have storylines, that carry over between dreams. And sometimes, things from one dream storyline will be referenced in another, therefore making my dreams a shared universe.

And the fight with Dracula happened on a huge collapsing bridge, outside his layer, over an ocean of magma.

 

[dalek sec]

Well, I've been woken up from countless good dreams by very nearly crapping in my bed shorts, on account of misjudging the strength of my colon.

Does that count?

Hate to say it but that's happened to me a few times as well... D:

Not really fun having to bolt to the bathroom in the dead of night sometimes and have to turn on a light to see.

So no, I don't like them apples Applejack. D: