Shitty dreams

[Doclector]

At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.

Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.

I hate those kinds of dreams. Wet dreams are trouble enough, they wake you up, you have to get out of bed and change your pants (if you don't sleep naked) and clean up the mess, but at the very least, the dream's usually good.

Dreams in which you came, but everything else was terrible, just feel totally pointless. They leave you wondering too, about how the hell you got turned on enough in the first place.

My worst dreams are usually about something believably bad happening. At best, it's an every day inconveniance elevated to raw terror by my own anxiety. At worst, I killed someone by accident. I've had dreams like that. The worst is that they go on past the act. Dreaming the kind of guilt and paranoia of someone who's killed a guy and frightened of getting caught is simply horrible. If I have one of those kinds of dreams, anywhere on the scale, and I'm not getting back to sleep.

Spiders, also. Spider dreams freak me out to the extreme.

 

[Jonluw]

At least you didn't wake up swimming in it... unless you decidedly left that part out. Then... I am so sorry.

Well, not literally swimming, but yeah.
Figured people weren't too keen on hearing about that particular part.
It was made all that much worse by the fact that I'm currently staying in a tiny apartment with my family.

I hate those kinds of dreams. Wet dreams are trouble enough, they wake you up, you have to get out of bed and change your pants (if you don't sleep naked) and clean up the mess, but at the very least, the dream's usually good.

Tell me about it.
Hell, I'm sleeping on the couch with my sister in the same room. Then, after I'd gotten up and changed I found my mom reading a book on the terrace two meters from the couch.

 

[Quaidis]

I get the most vivid dreams about the oddest things.

One of the worst lately was last year. I was watching the television and this woman starts screaming in the water from a shark attack. Her friends start panicking and go to pull her out by the head because there's nothing else to grab, and there's a detailed view of her neck and shoulders all mangled and messed up. Then, as she's screaming this high-pitched, bloody scream for help - her friend pulling her hair on both sides - her head separates from the body at the neck. That sickening noise happens, her scream suddenly stops, her eyes instantly dilate. Just.. Screaming cut off. And I knew right then that that was where she had died. All on live television. But it was like I was there.


And then I woke up. And there was a program about sharks on the tele. I was really shaken.



Later on I managed to get back to sleep, and found myself on a random dirt road next to a large mansion/house on a lake. There was a stout, fat man with glasses. I asked to use his phone, and he ended up being the director of the 'movie' I had just been traumatized with. He told me it was all fake (this is likely my mind trying to get over the problem subconsciously). He's later on the phone complaining that some idiot took his stuff too seriously. And I ended up wandering off.

 

[Ljs1121]

I had a dream I was a toilet once.

That was one crappy dream.

 

[Nannernade]

Before I post one of my random dreams I feel someone needs to ask... why would you take your laptop out to the forest to watch porn? Is your mom constantly sitting by your door listening in? :x

Anyway on to my random dream, I dreamed I was at the community pool taking a shower for some odd reason... during the shower an old classmate of mine came in and gave me a couch, she asked me to sit with her and when I did I looked over and she was gone I was like what the fuck was that all about...?

 

[doomspore98]

Worst dream I've had:
A murderer comes to a family reunion of mine and kills my family with a shotgun. the scene then resets and I try to stop the murderer, but each time he kills all of my family. I woke up quite sad.

Best dream I've had:
I get to choose between playing guitar with jack white or the entire band of green day. I choose Jack white and we become best friends. I woke up sad because the dream ended.

Captcha: rise and shine. Its self aware.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Mine is also forest-related. And rather recent.
No jizz in it though. I promise.

I was looking for someone I cared about (poorly defined, it's one of those random motivations that makes no sense the moment you wake up) and stumbled upon the spot where they were filming Twilight.

Yes. Twilight.

And since I was lost in the woods looking for someone else who was lost, I had to remain civil despite my urge to just torch the place and run, and the actors and actresses were acting like complete dicks the whole time.

I have no idea why.

 

[Jonluw]

Before I post one of my random dreams I feel someone needs to ask... why would you take your laptop out to the forest to watch porn? Is your mom constantly sitting by your door listening in? :x

The fuck if I know.
Dream logic. Can't question that shit.
Just, for some reason, it seemed like the reasoable thing to do. Of course I should take my laptop to the forest to watch a bit of porn. Seems like an awesome place to do so.

 

[thesilentman]

I basically rennacted Latias' Journey in my dreams as a 8 year old. Rather graphically too. I pity myself sometimes.

 

[Dire Sloth]

Had a dream. Asked a guy I really like IRL if I could have a kiss. He said no.
Could be worse. He could have responded, "In your dreams!"
HA!

 

[Dire Sloth]

Before I post one of my random dreams I feel someone needs to ask... why would you take your laptop out to the forest to watch porn? Is your mom constantly sitting by your door listening in? :x

The fuck if I know.
Dream logic. Can't question that shit.
Just, for some reason, it seemed like the reasoable thing to do. Of course I should take my laptop to the forest to watch a bit of porn. Seems like an awesome place to do so.

When I have a dream that's just so bizarre that I can't stop thinking about it, I go to this site - for shits'n'giggles.
Dream Moods A-Z [http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/]

 

[Dire Sloth]

I had a dream I was a toilet once.

That was one crappy dream.

Was it a flushing toilet or a clogged toilet?
These things matter!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I have had a recurring dream about walking around a small house/barn thing. It had three rooms and there were a bunch of people that seemed familiar in there but I had to sneak around or I would wake up this guy who was asleep in a bunch of hay. I always eventually wake him up and flee the house but I wake up terrified.

 

[Zakarath]

Well, the last dream I can recall is riding Toothless while battling Death (who was in the form of a skeletal dragon) inside a blasted canyon under a blood-red sky.

Sorry, my dreams are awesome. Pity I suck at remembering most of them.

I also had a recent one that I lost most of but definitely involved lots of space battles.

 

[Blarkuntvhite]

Last year I had a dream where I was looking out the window of a school or something and saw an asian man accidentally back over his 3-4 year old son with a car. He gets out of the car oblivious to what happened and a bunch of nearby people who obviously saw what happened ran over to him and try to comfort him and lead him away while a couple others tried to help the kid. The guy sort of looks around nervously trying to figure out what's happening. Yeah, that was disturbing.

Another kinda disturbing dream I had that started of pretty normal: I was at a public swimming pool with my classmates, this took up most of the dream but I barely remember any of it. At the end, I go to the changing rooms to change into my normal clothes. I enter one of toilet stalls with a mirror that takes up an entire wall. I'm about to change when I notice written on the mirror is the word "REFLECT" over and over again, and behind the text I see reflected in the mirror a horrible, hideously demented face. Seriously, it played out like a creepypasta.

The most kickass dream I ever remember having was the night after I watched "How to Train Your Dragon".
A small group of random people and me sail to the middle of a huge lake in a bizarre cruise-rowboat at night, get pulled under by a massive current and somehow fight a giant darkish water serpent who lives in a sort of huge air pocket under the lake.
It was really dark under the lake with the moonlight only slightly penetrating the masses of water above, but occasionally inexplicable bursts of electricity would illuminate the shifting liquid walls. There were extreme winds and water was spraying everywhere, but sometimes I would catch a glimpse of this massive snake thing who's neck was as tall as the cave, and who's body disappeared into the inky blackness below.
yeah that sounds really dumb I guess you had to "be" there

 

[headbanger97]

The worst dream I have ever had was basically a troll dream. In it I ended up talking to this girl that I have liked for like 6 years but never had the guts to talk to her. At the end of talking and flirting she hands me a piece of paper, smiles and says it is her number, and walks away. At that moment I woke up and was so happy, and then I looked around and noticed I was in my room. That basically ruined my day right from the get go.

 

[Bigbomb94]

All my potential bad dreams are all boring nor can I remember all of it and only portions of it.

It would neither be me wearing no pants in public places or me going to the mall and find the Games Workshop there out of business. EVERY TIME!

...Oh wait, one was open. But it sold LEGO!

Funny to note that all of the Games Workshops in my area were closed down.

 

[Bassik]

Recently I've been having this recurring dream again, of some kind of gigantic rusty pipe I am walking through. I know there is something wonderful at the end, and always wake up with feelings of vague expectation and loss, but I can't quite remember what was at the end of the pipe.

 

[Uncle Comrade]

I occasionally have dreams where I'm driving around, fairly relaxed, when suddenly I realise that I'm sitting in the passenger seat, or in the back, and I start to panic, and try and climb into the driver's seat and steer the car properly before I crash into something.
It always seems to happen when I'm on a really busy/complex bit of road too, just to make it even more nerve-wracking.

I always wake up before anything bad happens, but it's just the sudden realisation that I'm actually doing it completely wrong, and struggling to get back on track that makes the dream quite uncomfortable.

Apparently, certain dreams like teeth falling out and going to school naked are really common. I've never had any dreams like this.

Hmm, I've never known anyone else to have dreams like that, but discovering that it's apparently quite common does put my mind at ease.

 

[Jonluw]

I got a warning for this?
For referencing masturbation in a recounting of my dream?
"Please don't make adult threads?"
What in the fuck? Did the forum code of conduct change overnight?

I've been given explicit permission to make threads discussing people's experiences with pornography, and other threads have asked posters to describe the first time they had sex, yet I can't tell people of a dream I had using the words 'jizz' and 'dick'?
[HEADING=3]Christ![/HEADING]

I thought these forums acommodated a reasonably mature audience. What's next? Will we not be allowed to swear anymore?
Will I have to go hang out at mellow leprechauns with the rest of the pissed off crowd?