Side Effects

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects may enclude:

twitchyness
a 6th finger on your fret hand
incredable focus
loss of sleep
anal sepage

cure for guitar hero addiction.

side effects may enclude:

 

[klinger-7]

bloodshot eyes
vomiting
drowsiness
anal sepage
derka stains

Cure for old greg (Aka scaley man Fish)...

 

[chomesuke]

Side effects may include:
Baileys(hmm creamey)
paintings of baileys(Hmm creamey)
A tutu.

Cure for wolfman [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK7j16F7hpY]

 

[COR 2000]

Side affects may include.....

Extra hair
Loss of memory after Dusk.
Claws
Ruined shirts and shorts
Longer nostrils
Increased senses
+999 weakness Vs. Silver Bullets

A pill that Cures Appendicitis. Side affects may include...

 

[Xhumed]

Stomach cramps, intestinal lacerations, kidney stones, diarrhoea and constipation.

The new Diet Pill from Evil Inc. Side effects may include:

 

[TommyGun465]

Loss of pubic hair
Loss of awesomness
Loss of your GTA IV copy
Appearence of a new belly button
Loss of your left testicle
Loss of hair

The cure for Loss Of Awesomness

 

[The Abemaster]

An actual cure against AIDS.

Side effects:

May develop herpes

 

[Birras]

The cure for Loss Of Awesomness

Side effects include:
Extreme increase in facial and body hair growth
The wish to write a revolutionary graphic novel
Anal sepage

A cure for onion breath

 

[The Abemaster]

side effects may include:
vomiting
disintegration of tongue
watery eyes
tumorsiphilisisosis(from Family Guy)

Cure for bubble gum addiction

 

[COR 2000]

Side affects may include inflation, Darkening, Vomiting, and Bubblification(?)

A pill that answers questions.

Side Effects may include....

 

[chomesuke]

Amnesia,
Idiotness,
Unwanted answers,
divulging sectrets.

A potion that cures ''rap'', a most feared disease.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Side effects include:
Deafness
Desire to wear sensible clothing
Pacifism
Fear of HK-47
Delight for Classical Music

(I guess I'm a long term addict to that stuff. 'Cept the deafness.)

An Ether (Ethers smell good and are inhaled) that allows you to see Invisible things. Like Protons.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects may enclude

bloody nose
light headedness
paranoia
bloodshot eyes
blood tears
purple veins around eyes
anal sepage

a pill of all knowing knoledge.

side effects may include:

(p.s. protons aren't invisable, just really really small)

 

[El Chicken]

Anal vision
Eyes on the back of head
Being a librarian
Being a nerd
Having giant head shaped like a football
Being 5 foot tall
Smaller reproductive organs
Loss of hair
Telepathy
Short sight

In much rarer cases
Oral vision

A cure of deafness and blindness as well as anal sepage

Side effects may include:

 

[Anarchemitis]

Constipation
Blurred vision and/or deafness may occur for first or second pill. Will automatically resolve thereafter. Do not use heavy machinery or tasks that require hearing or visual coordination for one day.
Desire to be outside
Hatred for Electronic devices
Jogging

A chemeo-injection that makes you fly. Side effects include

 

[COR 2000]

Lust for weed
Lust for Drugs
Lust for Morphine
Lust for booze
Lust for opposite sex
Lust for same sex
Lust for self
Lust for birds
Lust for Spies
Lust for COR 2000
Lust for Airplanes
Lust for Led Zeppelin
Lust for Escapist
Lust for Red Bull
Lust for Wings
Lust for Jumper
Lust for Crappy games
Lust for Superman
Lust for X-wings
Lust for Clouds
Lust for UFOs
Lust for aliens
Lust for sun
Lust for Cancer(???)
Lust for Flying Sharks
Lust for Dinosaurs
Lust for stopping.

A pill that cures Carpal tunnel.

Side effects may include....

 

[Xhumed]

Loss of hands,
bleeding from the fingernails,
spontaneous combustion of your keyboard,
wanker's cramp,
diarrhoea and constipation.
Do not operate heavy machinery or type whilst under the influence of this drug.

An injection to cure laryngitis. Side effects may include:

 

[COR 2000]

Mute
Mutiny
Mute Button
The Canine Mutiny (Gasp!)
The Caine Mutiny

A cure invented by COR 2000's COR 200 legions under the earth to cure CORtitis.

Side effects may include.

 

[Birras]

Anal sepage
Horrible case of Birras
Unconditionally following Birras
Obey me.

Cure for kidneyisim

 

[Evilbunny]

side effects include:
Minor heart explosions
The shakes
The urge to see movies with Leonardo Dicaprio in them

Mycoxafloppin- cure for impotency
side effects include: