Side Effects

[COR 2000]

Loss of manliness
Loss of appetite
Loss of Homework
Loss of Children
Loss of Genitals
Loss of attraction towards women.
Loss of attraction towards Men
(For children) Loss of attraction towards Herbert.
Loss of brains
Loss of sports
Loss of Birras, Chomesuke, Scarx, and COR 2000 maintenance workers.
Speaking of which...

A Steroid compound that injects tiny Birras, Chomesuke, Scarx, and COR 2000 maintenance workers.

Side effects may include....

 

[The Abemaster]

Loss of social life
Allergies to the sun
May develop Claustrophobia

Cure For Loneliness
side effects may include

 

[Portkins]

AIDs,
HIV,
Loss of sleep,
Herpes,
Funky Smells and
Diabetes.


New, from Alka-Seltzer! A product that'll prevent you from vomiting.

Side effects may include....


(And in some rare cases...)

 

[COR 2000]

Enlargement of Stomach
Enlargement of intestines
Enlargement of weight
Enlargement of Belly
Enlargement of Bladder
Enlargement of Rectum
Enlargement of Pancreas
Enlargement of Blood vessels
Enlargement of Lungs
Enlargement of Liver
Enlargement of Spleen
Enlargement of Kidneys
Enlargement of Limbs

(And in some rare cases...)

[li]Enlargement of chest[/li]
[li]Shrinkage of lower areas[/li]
Also....
[li]Enlargement of urge to kill me for posting so many damn symptoms.[/li]

Oh! I know!

A pill that prevents you from wanting to kill me for posting so many damn symptoms!

Side effects may include....

 

[Xhumed]

lethargy,
loss of internet,
excess bile,
fits of rage,
diarrhoea and constipation

A pill to cure zombieism. Side effects may include:

 

[COR 2000]

We've done this before, so I'll repost:

Lust for brains
Lust for meat
Intense Groaning
Leprosy
Stiff joints, which means slow movement.
less developed brain.

And in rare cases....
Fixed joints, which means Super-fast speed.

A pill that cures over-Xhuming.

Side effects may include...

 

[Xhumed]

Death.

...and diarrhoea and constipation.

A pill that cures 1337speak

 

[ElephantGuts]

Hallucinations of deceased men's room attendees.

Hallucinations of large quantities of bread mold performing gravitationally impossible acrobatic feats.

Herpes.

 

[COR 2000]

Side effects may include...

Nothing, as for no pill was mentioned, only an STD.

How about this? A pill that injects Awesomeness into every part of your body.

Side effects may include...

 

[Evilbunny]

Creating hilarious flash videos on Newgrounds. (I sincerely hope somebody knows what I'm talking about)

A pill that makes you constantly smell like bacon.

Side effects may include:

 

[Xhumed]

Being eaten,
increased attractiveness to pigs,
constipation and diarrhoea.

A pill that cures caffeine addiction. Side effects may include:

 

[COR 2000]

Lust for Coca-Cola
Lust for Pepsi
Lust for Cocaine
Lust for coffee
Lust for vomitting
Cringing
+10 Hostility Vs. Everyone
Loss of words
+8 Defense against Cheese
-15 Defense against Asylum workers.

A Perfume that repels Asylum workers and teachers.

Side effects may include....

 

[El Chicken]

Lust for hobnobs
Large teeth
Excessive body hair
Paws instead of hands and feet
Lust for crawling up walls
Animal like behaviour
Huge claws
Hunting asylum workers
Hunting teachers
Hatred of schools
Hatred of asylums
Hatred of vegans/vegatarians
Strange appetite
Being a carnivore
Head like a wolf


Note: Most of the side effects only happen at night and at a full moon.

A terrorist reppelent that also works on dictators and tyrants.

Side effects may include...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Budget inflammation
Exogen Breaches
Biotics Breaches
Nova Prospekt Perimeter Restrictors being Disengaged

(We all know almost every bloody person on this thread wanted this one)
The ultimate Aphrodisiac.
Side effects include:

 

[chomesuke]

side effects may include:

Amnesia
Insomnia,
Rape,
desire for anale sepage,
epic-ness of the genitalia.

A cure for cocky-ness

 

[TommyGun465]

Side Effects may include:
Explosive diaharea
A feeling of superiority
Anal Sepage(never gets old)

A cure for cancer.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

side effects may enclude:

man-gina
loss of face
bad breath
yellow toenails
aids
strey dogs at your doorstep
purple feces
blue vomit
silver spots
loss of significant other
loss of significant other (in your pants)
rotten tomatos
down's syndrom
up's syndrom
left's syndrom
right's syndrom
loss of vision
loss of fealing
lust for cley adkin
lust for oprah
urge to watch dr. phil
dyslexia
hilucination
urge to watch star wars
urge to cosplay legolas
shrinkage
gender change
gender fixation
visectomy
neutering

and in rare cases:
anal sepage


a pill that gives you a life.

side effects may enclude...

 

[COR 2000]

Attraction towards self
Attraction towards women
Attraction towards Men
Attraction towards spouse
Attraction towards Mobius
Attraction towards rats
Attraction towards work
Attraction towards COR 2000
Attraction towards Ninjas
Attraction towards Iron Ninjas
Attraction towards Yahtzee.

A pill with so many symptoms.

Side effects may include...

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

Attraction towards self
Attraction towards women
Attraction towards Men
Attraction towards spouse
Attraction towards Mobius
Loss of Reproductive organs.
Loss of attraction.
Loss of milk.
Loss of blood.
Loss of interest towards zombies.
-90 chances of having intercourse.
Loss of eyes
Loss of 1337 status.
Loss of Ass.
Loss of memory
Loss of COR 2000.
Loss of andy Dick.
+120 Randomness
Loss of space
Loss of interest towards self.
Loss of interest towards Butterflies
Loss of interest towards babies.
And Lastly...
Loss of interest towards text.
Attraction towards rats
Attraction towards work
Ruining of furniture
Ruining of pants
Ruining of skirt
Ruining of Lap
Ruining of Bowels
Ruining of Reproductive organs
Ruining of Seat
Ruining of Cat
Ruining of COR 2000
Ruining of Xhumed
Ruining of Mobius
Ruining of Andy Dick
Ruining of food
Ruining of Popularity
Ruining of Bedtime quality
Ruining of thread
Ruining of Car
Ruining of Bus
Ruining of horse
Ruining of Self
Ruining of Tank
Ruining of Stuff and
Ruining of Spouse
Attraction towards COR 2000
Attraction towards Ninjas
Attraction towards Iron Ninjas
Attraction towards Yahtzee.
man-gina
loss of face
bad breath
yellow toenails
aids
strey dogs at your doorstep
purple feces
blue vomit
silver spots
loss of significant other
loss of significant other (in your pants)
rotten tomatos
down's syndrom
up's syndrom
left's syndrom
right's syndrom
loss of vision
loss of fealing
lust for cley adkin
lust for oprah
urge to watch dr. phil
dyslexia
hilucination
urge to watch star wars
urge to cosplay legolas
shrinkage
gender change
gender fixation
visectomy
neutering
Enlargement of Stomach
Enlargement of intestines
Enlargement of weight
Enlargement of Belly
Enlargement of Bladder
Enlargement of Rectum
Enlargement of Pancreas
Enlargement of Blood vessels
Enlargement of Lungs
Enlargement of Liver
Enlargement of Spleen
Enlargement of Kidneys
Enlargement of Limbs
anal sepage


a pill that cures the virus

side effects may enclude...

 

[COR 2000]

Zombification
Paradox
Lust for blood
And:

Attraction towards self
Attraction towards women
Attraction towards Men
Attraction towards spouse
Attraction towards Mobius
Loss of Reproductive organs.
Loss of attraction.
Loss of milk.
Loss of blood.
Loss of interest towards zombies.
-90 chances of having intercourse.
Loss of eyes
Loss of 1337 status.
Loss of Ass.
Loss of memory
Loss of COR 2000.
Loss of andy Dick.
+120 Randomness
Loss of space
Loss of interest towards self.
Loss of interest towards Butterflies
Loss of interest towards babies.
And Lastly...
Loss of interest towards text.
Attraction towards rats
Attraction towards work
Ruining of furniture
Ruining of pants
Ruining of skirt
Ruining of Lap
Ruining of Bowels
Ruining of Reproductive organs
Ruining of Seat
Ruining of Cat
Ruining of COR 2000
Ruining of Xhumed
Ruining of Mobius
Ruining of Andy Dick
Ruining of food
Ruining of Popularity
Ruining of Bedtime quality
Ruining of thread
Ruining of Car
Ruining of Bus
Ruining of horse
Ruining of Self
Ruining of Tank
Ruining of Stuff and
Ruining of Spouse
Attraction towards COR 2000
Attraction towards Ninjas
Attraction towards Iron Ninjas
Attraction towards Yahtzee.
man-gina
loss of face
bad breath
yellow toenails
aids
strey dogs at your doorstep
purple feces
blue vomit
silver spots
loss of significant other
loss of significant other (in your pants)
rotten tomatos
down's syndrom
up's syndrom
left's syndrom
right's syndrom
loss of vision
loss of fealing
lust for cley adkin
lust for oprah
urge to watch dr. phil
dyslexia
hilucination
urge to watch star wars
urge to cosplay legolas
shrinkage
gender change
gender fixation
visectomy
neutering
Enlargement of Stomach
Enlargement of intestines
Enlargement of weight
Enlargement of Belly
Enlargement of Bladder
Enlargement of Rectum
Enlargement of Pancreas
Enlargement of Blood vessels
Enlargement of Lungs
Enlargement of Liver
Enlargement of Spleen
Enlargement of Kidneys
Enlargement of Limbs
anal sepage

All that stuff too.
Oh, and additional space.
And lust for Cats.

A pill that gets you energized.

Side effects may include....