Simulated Cat Brain Heralds the End of the World
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Porn Industry: "We see what you've done with our seed money, IBM, and we think there may have been a misunderstanding about what we wanted you to realistically simulate."
Figures they'd test it using corporate logos. Advertisers will probably be the first people to get the damn thing, they'll run every gimmick they have by it and see how it responds. At least, that's what they'll be doing in 30 years when they can finally simulate the human brain. For now they'll just be innovating ways to sell products to cats...
Oh, just wait until we get to mind-uploading. Then the singularity will be upon us.dochmbi said:
GET TO DA TUNA! Besides, that means that this computer is going to be as cuddly as can be! *walks up to machine ready to give it a hug and gets torn to pieces*
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Wow, I just simulated a cat's brain with [i/]my[/i] computer, which even has a hard time playing L4D, better luck next time IBM.
Wow, I just simulated a cat's brain with [i/]my[/i] computer, which even has a hard time playing L4D, better luck next time IBM.
So maybe by the time that Australia is a superpower we'll have physical feedback from games, full one-to-one movement of avatars, photo-realistic graphics and human AI?
Yesss... everything is coming together...
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Yesss... everything is coming together...
I like you.Strategia said:Hahahah, that's awesome. Now thet just need to increase their funding by several orders of magnitude, and hey presto, human brain simulator. Or they could go one better, and use PS3s [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96596-Air-Force-Orders-2-200-PlayStation-3s]. That way, they should be able to accurately simulate an entity with abrain the size of a planetchronic depression.
It's a cat brain, not a horse brain.Croaker42 said:
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Look, if it's the brain of a cat all it's going to do once it has access to the Internet is ask if it "can has cheeseburger" and as long as we make it think it's getting said cheeseburgers it will be placated!
100 times slower than a cat eh?
Why don't they try making something with a more simple brain like a rat or a toad or Paris Hilton?
Why don't they try making something with a more simple brain like a rat or a toad or Paris Hilton?