Skyrim elves look AWFUL :(

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ziggydk said:
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why the giants can send you flying 5000 feet into the air, why a viking asked me after purchasing my home if I wanted to see the viking home decorating guide, why vikings have a home decorating guide,
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. You mention these two points as if they're bad and not awesome.
Ok, the Giants admittedly are kinda cool.

BUT NO VIKING SHOULD HAVE A HOME DECORATING GUIDE!
Just for the record, the guy that sells you decorations and gives you a guide is a Breton, soo... Yeah.

You don't have to buy them, you can live in your Viking shit heap if you want to.
Whatever, he lives in SKYRIM, in a castle, with a VIKING LORD, clearly, he is a VIKING. And you know what, Maybe I will go live in my Viking Shit heap, like a proper viking. I mean seriously, this is how I imagine this going:

(In a Scandinavian Accent)
"Ah, yes Bjyorn, I will place the wenches in this wing, and my pillaging gear has to be arranged to maximize the feng shui in the room or else my chi will be all out of whack for when we go raping and pillaging along the countryside. Btw, after tomorrows raid, I was planning on getting my beard waxed, would you like to come along"
as a scandinavian (a Dane to be precise) i find this a bit offencive. but the again we are the people who are proud of being the terrorists of the time,so don't lisen to me
Scandinavian people are awesome. It's just when I think of VIKINGS, home decorating doesn't exactly pop in my head as the first image.
 

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so...why is it written in the stars that they have to be attractive?

By the way I spent about 40 mins on my dark elf and she looks fantastic! You just have to know how to tweak.
Attractive is really the wrong word, I should never have said that to be honest, because it doesn't exactly convey what I mean. I dislike the particular aesthetic approach they took. I wish the eyes were smaller, I wish their brows were not so pronounced, I wish that their faces didn't look so elongated. It's just something feels "wrong" when I'm playing the game and I run into an elf.
 

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Awwww. LOOK AT THE PUPPY! I FEEL BETTER THAT PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH MY MINORITY OPINION!

;)

Thx mate.
 

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I can't believe the aestetics of "elfness" has provoked a 10-page pile-up.

While it's true that elves are a fictitious race, there are defining characteristics that make an elf an elf. Pointed ears, long faces, magical, etc. Using Artistic License, you get the various elves we see in LOTR, Will Farrell movies and even the Rice Krispie elves.

So Skyrim's elves ARE elves, by definition. They may be ugly, but they follow the archetype for an elf, with liberal doses of Artistic License (arguable as that may be).
 

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[HEADING=1]This just in, Elves are magical creatures with no definite features in the real world.[/HEADING]​
Any comments made about how all elves ought look is pointless and shallow.




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So why the blooming hell should they look pretty? I hate this in fantasy games, I honest to whatever god you believe in HATE this. They're not meant to be human, and if you go by the logic of "but they should look aesthetically pleasing because people are going to play it!" then guess what, SO SHOULD EVERYTHING ELSE. Every ugly, horrible and hideous monster should now be pretty. But what's that? Then they won't be horrid and scary and different and obviously not human any more? WELL WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF THATSTHEPOINTVILLE

So yeah, they look awful because they're not meant to be pretty human with funny ears. They're MEANT to be alien and weird creatures of a FANTASY WORLD FULL OF ALIEN AND WEIRD CREATURES. This is not difficult.
I read this in a wonderful combination of Cave Johnson's and Saxton Hale's voices. Just wanted to say that.
 

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I can't figure out what's worse. That someone designed them in the first place thinking that they would be aesthetically pleasing, or that someone didn't tell the person who created them that they're an absolute failure and put them in the final release.
Bold for point. You assuming something already. Perhaps you should rethink that.
Rethink what? That perhaps a designer hated the people playing their games and instead purposely made them look like their faces were put in a vice grip with giant anime eyes? I suppose that's a possibility too.
So you're just venting here then? The developers are completely retarded and you know better. You're making a much bigger deal out of this than necessary, if we're being honest. If you're not asking us to say why we like the races to show you a different viewpoint, and instead using this as a personal blog to rant about the game, then why make this thread?
You've done nothing so far except shit on the design; there's nothing constructive here at all.
I dunno, I find my own catharsis to be personally constructive and fulfilling. It's also nice to know that the internet, as usually, is collectively wrong (<NOTE: SARCASM). Also, nothing written on an internet forum, anywhere, ever, in the history of time, has been constructive, so pointing out that something ISN'T constructive is like pointing out that that a Scion XB is ugly. It's a given.
I don't think Scion XB's are ugly.
I can fix that. Start watching Top Gear. You'll learn what a beautiful car looks like.
 

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Personally, I love the new elves. Huge improvement from Oblivion, and now they actually look distinctly like their own race, instead of looking like an Imperial with pointier ears.
 

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I'm currently making an indie game and I have creatures called Kobolds and most people who sees my design docs immediately say "That's not what Kobolds looks like!!!" Then they immediately reference Dungeons & Dragons. *sighs*
 

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All I'm saying is that I've killed enough Drow in my time to know that THIS:



is not a dark elf.
And this is where you made a fatal mistake. Who ever said that the Skyrim elves are like the elves you already know? No one has claimed that elves MUST be like this and that, following some narrow schematic of race characteristics.
Skyrim elves are different from elves in other games, I'd wager. Yes, the high elves have a natural magical affinity and the wood elves are quite talented archers, while the dark elves are a... Well, dark and scheming race that are often shunned for the simple reason that, hey, they're dark elves!

But these are all very broad and unspecific things, very standard in regards of a fantasy RPG.
 

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Proponent of the Skyrim elves chiming in. I actually am quite endeared to the non-human look of the elves in this game which actually harkens back to Morrowind in some respects. Until then due to the limitations of the hateful graphics engine they were using when they built Arena and Daggerfall, all races looked the same with only minor aesthetic changes.

Then Morrowind came along and god damn we actually had distinguishable races which weren't particularly attractive by human standards but didn't have to because, y'know, they weren't human.

Then we took a step back with Oblivion where everyone had zero distinguishing features, just oddly shaped humans with very blotchy faces. In Skyrim I actually feel if I met an elf I would be somewhat unsettled by their alien appearance which is what seeing a different race for the first time should invoke.
 

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So... this topic started because they are the Elves are not what you think elves should look like? Seriously? How long have you been playing Elder Scrolls?

Frankly I think it boils down to this:
 

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I think they look pretty good.

They're certainly not any worse than they were in Oblivion.

Everyone was so incredibly ugly in Oblivion that there were videos on youtube detailing how one would go about making a character look even halfway attractive. And the elves got the worst of it.
 

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Elves. Aren't. Real. You can do whatever you like with their appearance. Okay, so maybe trying to make an elf look like something out of Silent Hill might be a bit of a stretch, but big eyes and a pronounced brow? That's perfectly legitimate. It's not as though you need to find them aesthetically pleasing, they're a different species from you. I imagine an elf probably finds humans equally repulsive.

If we stick completely to the stereotypes of what elves and dwarves and so forth should look like, it just becomes a cliché, which is just bizarre if you consider it (see Yahtzee's review of Dragon Age Origins for the rest of that rant). The fantasy genre as a whole would be a lot more interesting if people didn't stick to the same templates all the time. I mean, look at the trolls in Skyrim. They're quite different from the traditional image (in fact, the giants in that game look more like how most people would probably imagine a troll), yet it's refreshing, and a great deal better than 'large dirty ugly guy dragging club.'
 

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They made a design choice for elves that make them look a little less identifiable, and a little bit more capable of sinister deeds.

'But high elves are good'--shut up! If you know enough and played enough of the game to have met a high elf, you know for an objective fact that the Altmer in Tamriel, at the time of Skyrim, are NOT the good guys. It doesn't take a long time before whispers of the White-Gold Concordant reaches your ears... of the political schism that it caused that happens to have formed the entire political backdrop of the world you're in.

So it makes sense for a race that is being openly blamed for the current non-dragon problems of Skyrim to not look pretty, and look as gritty and as rough as every other race in Skyrim. No one doesn't look weathered in Skyrim, and that's a good thing. It's a consistant design choice, and it makes the elves less of a faerie race (which they aren't) and closer to the notion of the alfar of norse myth.

Which, if you'll care to notice, is where the word 'elf' comes from.
 

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Elamdri said:
why my killing one chicken is enough for a whole TOWN to murder me
Because he was the mayor.

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why vikings have a home decorating guide
And that's because they're tough motherfuckers whose houses deserve to look pretty.
 

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The Orcs are massively underepresented in ES games, I reckon they should set one in highrock and orsimer, that would be sweeeet
 

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I'm playing the game on the lowest resolution and lowest settings. EVERYONE in the game looks hideous.

Or maybe elves can't handle the cold weather.
 

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What the hell was Bethesda thinking? The elves in Skyrim look absolutely HIDEOUS. I mean, they look like something you'd see out of Aliens. I feel like the Khajit and the Argonians feel more human than the elves do! It's become very off-putting.

I can't figure out what's worse. That someone designed them in the first place thinking that they would be aesthetically pleasing, or that someone didn't tell the person who created them that they're an absolute failure and put them in the final release.
They were supposed to be ugly. Since when were elves supposed to be pretty?
It's FINE if they're UGLY, but they don't look like ELVES.
They look like the elves of the Elder Scrolls universe.

Here's a different elf.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4b/Elf-Elf.jpg/220px-Elf-Elf.jpg

Have another.

<img width=400>http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7600000/Forrest-Elf-fantasy-7636450-1024-768.jpg

One more.

<img width=200>http://www.bookpalace.com/acatalog/OrtizElves.jpg

Notice how not-elvish they look, according to you.
Yeah, Elves don't need to be some sparkly, busty, half nude women with elf ears. There is no correct way to design a elf, it's up to the designers.

Personally I love the look of the 'not-so mainstream' elves in Skyrim.
There are many types of elves throughout all types of folk lore