Kurai Angelo said:
Elamdri said:
TheCowman said:
Elamdri said:
why the giants can send you flying 5000 feet into the air, why a viking asked me after purchasing my home if I wanted to see the viking home decorating guide, why vikings have a home decorating guide,
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. You mention these two points as if they're bad and not awesome.
Ok, the Giants admittedly are kinda cool.
BUT NO VIKING SHOULD HAVE A HOME DECORATING GUIDE!
Just for the record, the guy that sells you decorations and gives you a guide is a Breton, soo... Yeah.
You don't have to buy them, you can live in your Viking shit heap if you want to.
Whatever, he lives in SKYRIM, in a castle, with a VIKING LORD, clearly, he is a VIKING. And you know what, Maybe I will go live in my Viking Shit heap, like a proper viking. I mean seriously, this is how I imagine this going:
(In a Scandinavian Accent)
"Ah, yes Bjyorn, I will place the wenches in this wing, and my pillaging gear has to be arranged to maximize the feng shui in the room or else my chi will be all out of whack for when we go raping and pillaging along the countryside. Btw, after tomorrows raid, I was planning on getting my beard waxed, would you like to come along"