This man, or woman, speaks the truth!!nohorsetown said:Elamdri (isn't that the name of some elf from something or other?) hasn't really set up an intelligent, meaningful debate here. He's blowing off steam and having a laugh. He doesn't like the look of the elves. I don't like them either, but it doesn't bother me as much. Some people do like them, to varying degrees. There's not much more for any of us to say about it, so yeah: kind of a pointless thread. But we all chose to chime in, so there's no reason for anyone to get offended. Dude wants to riff on Skyrim, making fun of not-so-scarce food, baskets-on-heads, and weird-looking elves, among other things.. and so far, it's been somewhat entertaining. Let's all calm down. I think some more funny pictures of elves are in order.
Its easy to tell those three apart, the Nords are the ones you would take to a metal show. the Bretons are the ones you would send your kid to study with, and the imperials are the ones you want to make absolutely certain never get any sort of power or nuclear weaponry. Its easy to tell just by looking at em.comet5002 said:I only read the first two pages of this thread, and no one addressed this issue, so rather than read the other 10 looking for some intelligence, I decided to just input it myself.
The OP is one of the most successful, if painfully obvious, trolls I've ever seen. And maybe the OP would argue with me on this, but anyone who goes on a forum site and says something that they know will get tons of debate, without any mind or willingness to change their own views, is the very definition of a troll.
So good job everyone on the first two pages, you have been trolled. Very hard.
Just to say something OT, at least the elves look different from each other. I cannot tell Nords, Bretons, and Imperials apart to save my life.
Come again? [http://www.gameguru.in/images/dynasty-warriors-6-1.jpg]Elamdri said:^That guy looks like he belongs in a DYNASTY WARRIORS game, not TES.
You do realize that in the elder scrolls universe Orcs ARE elves. Their racial name is Orsimer. But yeah elves in TES universe are not supposed to look like some pretty humans they are after all different species so what is beautiful for say an Altmer is not necessarily beautiful to a Breton (Manmer), Dunmer or Imperial.Elamdri said:Part of the problem with the elves is that elves are supposed to look like humans. Orcs, Khajit, and Argonians don't have to look like humans, so there is a lot freedom there. Elves, not so much.
Yep. Of course, it needs be said dunmer are cursed altmer (the chimer were a faction of altmer, not a subrace in their own right) anyways, and are in the big scheme of things the most civil breed of elves. Elves in TES aren't the "benevolent, but kind of dickish about it" stereotypical fantasy elves, they are diiiiiiiiiicks.pffh said:You do realize that in the elder scrolls universe Orcs ARE elves. Their racial name is Orsimer. But yeah elves in TES universe are not supposed to look like some pretty humans they are after all different species so what is beautiful for say an Altmer is not necessarily beautiful to a Breton (Manmer), Dunmer or Imperial.