Skyrim Mods That Need to Exist

[Lord Beautiful]

Sorry for making another Skyrim thread, but apparently "Search Forums" isn't working right now and I haven't seen a thread like this so far.

So.

I feel the title's pretty self-explanatory. What mods need to be made? (Bitchslaps to the smartass who posts "something to make it playable.")

As far as I'm concerned, there needs to be a mod that makes one of your Shouts sound like this.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

 

[zHellas]

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

That's actually a pretty great idea. Send it in to Bethesda or any Modders willing to give it a try.

 

[TheIronRuler]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

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As a Bosmer, I find the consumption of any vegetables and fruit an insult... I am strictly carnivorous. Plus, I eat my dead enemies. Yes, there is such a thing in Skyrim.

 

[boag]

This is a far off idea, but a dragon breeding, raising mod would be nice.

 

[Donald Kindy]

well, i would like to see a mod that helps manage multiple characters. skyrim made it more a pain in the ass then ever.

 

[Psycho78]

Dark Nights
Brighter Torches
Better PC interface, more minimal
Better Inventory
Horseback Combat
Companions on Horses
Timid Horses
Hardcore Mode like Fallout New Vegas

 

[dead.juice]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.
They had a mod like this for Oblivion. I'm sure they'd make on for Skyrim.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!(

Yeah, what happened to Hardcore mode? I thought that that would have fit right in. In fact, (I might be imagining this), but when they were drip-feeding Skyrim info, I swear they mentioned it.
Your desire is not strange, least, not to me. Let us share this desire and be...strange.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Werecrocs. Because no matter how much I rationalize it with 'A Wizard Did It' I can't get over the whole argonian turning into a mammal.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Like I said in the other thread about this, I want to be able to feed on animals as a werewolf so I can go hunting deer in my beast form for the roleplaying.

Also I want to be able to drink the blood of corpses as a vampire because why the hell not?

 

[Jack and Calumon]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

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As a Bosmer, I find the consumption of any vegetables and fruit an insult... I am strictly carnivorous. Plus, I eat my dead enemies. Yes, there is such a thing in Skyrim.

You being strictly carnivorousness isn't a problem. It's just harder for you to get food, while I just pick all these crops and no-one gives a fuck if I take them and make them into a tasty stew.

Yeah, I can actually see the mod right now. Crops used as ingredients and alone, they fill you up minuscule amounts, but cooked into a soup/stew/just cooked they fill you up greatly, while meat does the same, but with a danger of some disease that lowers stamina for eating raw meat. Sweet Jesus, Bethesda, release the creation kit as soon as I've upgraded my rig, these fucking ideas!

Calumon: No, you spend too much time playing it! Don't ignore me by going off and trying to make it better for you to play it! : (

 

[Seydaman]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

http://www.thenexusforums.com/index.php?/topic/462397-total-realism-overhaul/

There ye are

 

[Lord Beautiful]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

http://www.thenexusforums.com/index.php?/topic/462397-total-realism-overhaul/

There ye are

And now I really wish I had a gaming computer.

 

[Kimarous]

"Bard expansion pack". Player-based barding is completely optional, but I want pauses inside songs either removed or severely shortened. Also a wider variety of bard songs, all in the style of the game. I at least want to hear "bardified" versions of these in the taverns:

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Unofficial Skyrim Patch, just like they did for Oblivion. 'Nuff said.

 

[Ellen of Kitten]

As weird as this sounds, one that makes you level up more slowly.

Really, the highlight of my gaming was when I was pinching septims and working the woodcutting. Now I'm level 38 and I have rather too much money.

Also, like Yahtzee said in the credits to his review, a hardcore survival mode. MAKE me use that food, please! I'll love the game more if this happens and will cheer me up immensely, since what I would actually like a game when it's basically a Sim game of life in Skyrim when you're a traveller and trying to earn your keep. YES I HAVE STRANGE DESIRES!

Calumon: Can they take out the violence so Jack will let me play it? : (

http://www.thenexusforums.com/index.php?/topic/462397-total-realism-overhaul/

There ye are

I want a PS3 patch for this idea, really. :\ dammit.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

This is a far off idea, but a dragon breeding, raising mod would be nice.

it'll happen..it better happen..

i want my damn pet dragon to quest with me and burn down my foes with swooping flamethrower abilities!

OT: honestly i love skyrim just the way it is..but obviously it could use maybe some additions to the "holds", a couple of them feel more like a small village than an actual town/up and coming city.

 

[MajorTomServo]

Autotune. Everything. Even shouts. Especially shouts.