Smurfs Trailer Can Go Smurf Itself

[mireko]

I refuse to watch this unless they release a version that replaces every instance of the word 'smurf' with the word 'fuck'.

[sub]Just kidding, it would still be horrible.[/sub]

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

 

[vansau]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

In his defense: he was probably given a check that contained many zeroes.

 

[teh_Canape]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.


Which remind me, I WANT ZOMBIE SMURF

didn't the series began with the comics?

which were belgian?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

In his defense: he was probably given a check that contained many zeroes.

Van...there is not enough money in the world to do this.

Not. Enough.

I want to comment in this thread enough because it so horrible and awesome...I'm excited and dreaded.

 

[Bloodstain]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

...you sly thing you. I see what you did there.

 

[Inglip]

I was going to point out that adults shouldn't rage so much over a kids movie, but no. There is no excuse for that.

 

[hazabaza1]

I think they need to take their advice at around 1:28 concerning the franchise.
I mean lawdy that was awful.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.


Which remind me, I WANT ZOMBIE SMURF

didn't the series began with the comics?

which were belgian?

...They were made by a belgian guy yeah....

 

[Fr]anc[is]

That gave me drain bramage...

 

[kindadeadguy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyo
So yeah. Belgian. French speaking belgian so maybe in a year or so when the counry doesn't exist anymore...


Also: yeah this shit is worse than what triumph the insult comic dog could do to the franchise.

Also, also: Dayum Neil. Coyote ugly.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

...you sly thing you. I see what you did there.

I sat there for 2 Mins go ing "Should I do this?"

Thanks goodness, I did.

 

[ultimateownage]

How can it be so bad and childish, and yet allude to pubic hair? What the fuck?
Though the milking bit wasn't too bad I suppose.

 

[Distorted Stu]

This makes me want to kill somethin

 

[ImprovizoR]

IN 3D!!!

Yeah, like that's gonna make it any better...

 

[A Weakgeek]

Soo... Is this a sequel to the James Cameron one? If it is the production value really skybombed in the sequal.

 

[Sabrestar]

(One of) my biggest gripes with this getting made?

I used to censor myself by saying "smurf you!", just because it was just barely obscure enough to make people laugh. Now, though, I guarantee that line will be in the movie (probably in the climax), and if I ever use it again people will think I took it from here, or worse, that I may have seen it and liked it.

Darn it. Guess I'll have to go back to "krup you".