Meh, I learn something new.Rex Dark said:
Hell, I was shock over 2 years ago most of smurfs stuff and never bothered to look in.
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Hell, I was shock over 2 years ago most of smurfs stuff and never bothered to look in.
Good lord, wtf is wrong with their voices? I mean ffs, Robot Chicken seems to be more than capable of replicating the smurf's voices yet freaking Hollywood couldn't be arsed to even do that?
I curse whoever greenlit this movie to have their first child be born with a limp....but first I need to find a one eyed toothless gypsy to cast it.
I curse whoever greenlit this movie to have their first child be born with a limp....but first I need to find a one eyed toothless gypsy to cast it.
I know this feeling. Just think: What bad could possibly happen? Turns out there isn't much.Dr. wonderful said:
It does, it'll make the aneurysm you eventually have that much more lethal, so that you are more likely to die than spend the rest of your life in some hellish brain-damaged pseudo reality, where everyone is blue and uses the word 'smurf' as a noun.ImprovizoR said:
a) Why must they continue to destroy things from my childhood?
b) Why are actors I like in this? Have they been taking advice from Brendan Frasier?
c) sigh
b) Why are actors I like in this? Have they been taking advice from Brendan Frasier?
c) sigh
Oh Smurffet, you may be a headless corpse, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun together.Daystar Clarion said:
Did I get that right?
Ten-to-one Smurffet is going to be sexed up to the point where eyes are going to bleed out of people's skulls (see, the video is no longer working at the time of this writing, so I don't know if that's already been proven in said video). Do little kids even know about the Smurfs anymore? This seems like a bad idea.
This movie is gonna be terra-wait for it-bull!Sniper Team 4 said:Oh Smurffet, you may be a headless corpse, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun together.Daystar Clarion said:
Did I get that right?
Ten-to-one Smurffet is going to be sexed up to the point where eyes are going to bleed out of people's skulls (see, the video is no longer working at the time of this writing, so I don't know if that's already been proven in said video). Do little kids even know about the Smurfs anymore? This seems like a bad idea.
Why do movie studios think a modern reboot needs pop-culture references to be good? It's like they want people to hate what they're making.
...No. Just, no.
They decided to bring He-Man to earth when they made that movie. Worked out well for them didnt it? Whats the obsession with breaking cartoons out of their universe and dumping them on our planet?
They decided to bring He-Man to earth when they made that movie. Worked out well for them didnt it? Whats the obsession with breaking cartoons out of their universe and dumping them on our planet?
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to be fair, Hank Azaria DOES looks a HELL of a lot like Gargamel... but still, no. nonononononono a thousand smurfing times NO.
also, silly Katy Perry, acting and being a tone-deaf skank are two very different things
to be fair, Hank Azaria DOES looks a HELL of a lot like Gargamel... but still, no. nonononononono a thousand smurfing times NO.
also, silly Katy Perry, acting and being a tone-deaf skank are two very different things
