Smurfs Trailer Can Go Smurf Itself

[MarsProbe]

Well, I'm going to need to try and think what annoys me most about this trailer. The fact that it's horrendous or the way it starts off in a way that's clearly meant to fool people into thinking they are about to watch the trailer for some possibly quite good film about interlopers from some far off planet/alternate dimension as opposed to a massmarket pleasing adaption of that cartoon you may have fond memories of.

Also, it's in 3D. Brilliant.

 

[OldAccount]

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TRY TO MAKE SMURFET SEXY?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.

No, they're Belgian.
Belgium just happens to have a part where the speak French.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs

 

[Dr. wonderful]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.

No, they're Belgian.
Belgium just happens to have a part where the speak French.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs

Meh, I learn something new.

Hell, I was shock over 2 years ago most of smurfs stuff and never bothered to look in.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Good lord, wtf is wrong with their voices? I mean ffs, Robot Chicken seems to be more than capable of replicating the smurf's voices yet freaking Hollywood couldn't be arsed to even do that?

I curse whoever greenlit this movie to have their first child be born with a limp....but first I need to find a one eyed toothless gypsy to cast it.

 

[Swifteye]

Seems like it might be funny if your five years old. Can't be any worse than the yogi bear movie or gnomeo and juliet.

 

[Bloodstain]

I sat there for 2 Mins go ing "Should I do this?"

Thanks goodness, I did.

I know this feeling. Just think: What bad could possibly happen? Turns out there isn't much.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

IN 3D!!!

Yeah, like that's gonna make it any better...

It does, it'll make the aneurysm you eventually have that much more lethal, so that you are more likely to die than spend the rest of your life in some hellish brain-damaged pseudo reality, where everyone is blue and uses the word 'smurf' as a noun.

 

[supernovashadow]

a) Why must they continue to destroy things from my childhood?
b) Why are actors I like in this? Have they been taking advice from Brendan Frasier?
c) sigh

 

[tomtom94]

The bit about milking the evil laugh - I'll admit, I laughed.

The rest? Overacted, overplayed, overpredictable, and over-shit.

What terrifies me is that my friends threatened to drag me to see this!

 

[Eleima]

Mediocre cartoon??? How dare you?!? I loved the Smurfs when I was a kid!!!

This does look like a very mediocre film, though...

 

[James Raynor]

Video no longer available?

 

[Sniper Team 4]

Why'd you do it Barney!

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Oh Smurffet, you may be a headless corpse, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun together.
Did I get that right?

Ten-to-one Smurffet is going to be sexed up to the point where eyes are going to bleed out of people's skulls (see, the video is no longer working at the time of this writing, so I don't know if that's already been proven in said video). Do little kids even know about the Smurfs anymore? This seems like a bad idea.

 

[Shameless]

Guys is it just me or they intentionally made it this bad so people will make a fuss about and talk about it more ? especially on the internet.

I mean this kind of awfulness has to be intentional.

 

[thedevilscousin]

This is smurfing terrible...
And what the hell is NPH thinking!?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why'd you do it Barney!

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Oh Smurffet, you may be a headless corpse, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun together.
Did I get that right?

Ten-to-one Smurffet is going to be sexed up to the point where eyes are going to bleed out of people's skulls (see, the video is no longer working at the time of this writing, so I don't know if that's already been proven in said video). Do little kids even know about the Smurfs anymore? This seems like a bad idea.

This movie is gonna be terra-wait for it-bull!

 

[OceanRunner]

Why do movie studios think a modern reboot needs pop-culture references to be good? It's like they want people to hate what they're making.

 

[noobium]

bend over and prepare to be smurf'd

 

[imnot]

I only watched part of it and I already want to kill things.

ANd what is it with holly wood and new york now?

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

...No. Just, no.

They decided to bring He-Man to earth when they made that movie. Worked out well for them didnt it? Whats the obsession with breaking cartoons out of their universe and dumping them on our planet?