Smurfs Trailer Can Go Smurf Itself

[Lord Beautiful]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

 

[vansau]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

In his defense: he was probably given a check that contained many zeroes.

 

[teh_Canape]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.


Which remind me, I WANT ZOMBIE SMURF

didn't the series began with the comics?

which were belgian?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Please, Neil. Tell me you didn't sign on to this, Neil.

In his defense: he was probably given a check that contained many zeroes.

Van...there is not enough money in the world to do this.

Not. Enough.

I want to comment in this thread enough because it so horrible and awesome...I'm excited and dreaded.

 

[Bloodstain]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

...you sly thing you. I see what you did there.

 

[Inglip]

I was going to point out that adults shouldn't rage so much over a kids movie, but no. There is no excuse for that.

 

[hazabaza1]

I think they need to take their advice at around 1:28 concerning the franchise.
I mean lawdy that was awful.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.


Which remind me, I WANT ZOMBIE SMURF

didn't the series began with the comics?

which were belgian?

...They were made by a belgian guy yeah....

 

[Fr]anc[is]

That gave me drain bramage...

 

[kindadeadguy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyo
So yeah. Belgian. French speaking belgian so maybe in a year or so when the counry doesn't exist anymore...


Also: yeah this shit is worse than what triumph the insult comic dog could do to the franchise.

Also, also: Dayum Neil. Coyote ugly.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

...you sly thing you. I see what you did there.

I sat there for 2 Mins go ing "Should I do this?"

Thanks goodness, I did.

 

[ultimateownage]

How can it be so bad and childish, and yet allude to pubic hair? What the fuck?
Though the milking bit wasn't too bad I suppose.

 

[Distorted Stu]

This makes me want to kill somethin

 

[ImprovizoR]

IN 3D!!!

Yeah, like that's gonna make it any better...

 

[A Weakgeek]

Soo... Is this a sequel to the James Cameron one? If it is the production value really skybombed in the sequal.

 

[Sabrestar]

(One of) my biggest gripes with this getting made?

I used to censor myself by saying "smurf you!", just because it was just barely obscure enough to make people laugh. Now, though, I guarantee that line will be in the movie (probably in the climax), and if I ever use it again people will think I took it from here, or worse, that I may have seen it and liked it.

Darn it. Guess I'll have to go back to "krup you".

 

[MarsProbe]

Well, I'm going to need to try and think what annoys me most about this trailer. The fact that it's horrendous or the way it starts off in a way that's clearly meant to fool people into thinking they are about to watch the trailer for some possibly quite good film about interlopers from some far off planet/alternate dimension as opposed to a massmarket pleasing adaption of that cartoon you may have fond memories of.

Also, it's in 3D. Brilliant.

 

[OldAccount]

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY TRY TO MAKE SMURFET SEXY?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

you get all pissy when G.I. Joe's members are not all from USA, yet, you can totally rape Belgium's childhood?

What? God no, The Smurf are French.

No, they're Belgian.
Belgium just happens to have a part where the speak French.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfs