Smurfs Trailer Can Go Smurf Itself

[Dr. wonderful]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

NPH... WHYYYYY?!

Seriously, this is awful. I don't even care about this movie, but Neil is one of my favorite actors (see my username), and this is just a terrible waste of talent and a blemish on a greaat resume

Doogie Howswer M.D.


He can't run away fast enough.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Do these movies ever work? Yogi, Garfield, Chipmunks? I just don't get the appeal.

...I actually like the second Chipmunk movie.

Yogi I don't know and Garfield is a HELL NO Good sir.

 

[sb666]

Who the hell would spend money on making this.

 

[GotMalkAvian]

Is anyone surprised that this looks like it's gonna suck? Anyone? After Yogi Bear, Underdog, and the Alvin and the Chipmunks horrors, I've personally come to expect nothing more than absolute crap when it comes to modern updates to cartoons I loved as a kid.

 

[Jumplion]

My mouth is still agape from how horrible this was.

My god, those Smurfs are the ugliest things I have ever seen.

For some reason, now the Smurfs are all "punk" or whatever. They insert "smurfin'" at every opportunity.

This better bomb. This better bomb hard.

 

[Canid117]

How much money do you think I could make if I sat outside of the studio responsible for this and sold baseball bats to random passersby?

 

[tthor]

you know, this looks horrible, but not god aweful horrible, like there might be some bit of entertainment gleamed from it. it seems like the type of movie that i'd be fine watching with my little cousin

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

"Your milking it, don't milk it."

That actually made me chuckle.

BUT NOOOO WAY IN HELL AM I SEEING THIS SHIT.

 

[RatRace123]

That's smurfing terrible, seriously it's really smurfing bad.
Makes me wanna smurf my smurfing brains out just smurfing that something like this smurfs.

OK, that joke's gotten old already, now picture an hour and a half of it, you can see why this movie'll be bad.

 

[Eldarion]

IN 3D!!!

Yeah, like that's gonna make it any better...

It does, it'll make the aneurysm you eventually have that much more lethal, so that you are more likely to die than spend the rest of your life in some hellish brain-damaged pseudo reality, where everyone is blue and uses the word 'smurf' as a noun.

I LOLed for like 3 minutes in real life, no lie. That was funny.

Anyway, using the word smurf as a swear is only funny when robot chicken does it. Never anything else.

 

[Logic 0]

This year is not turning out to be a good year for movies.

 

[vid87]

As painful as I know it for all you nostalgic Smurf fans (I never really watched it but I can sympathize with your rage over Hollywood) I've got to say the absolute shit-storm going on here is ever so entertaining. Thanks

 

[Indignation837]

Actually, that's a fairly good Gargamel. But that's about the only good thing I can say about the prospects for this movie.

 

[BabyRaptor]

What's with Katy Perry and all the kids shows lately?

 

[Shuswah_Noir]

-cringe/shudder-
Way to ruin one of my childhood memories guys.