Smurfs Trailer Can Go Smurf Itself

[Brian Hendershot]

DragonBall Z, Scooby Doo, Transformers, and now Smurfs? When will the raping of my child hood ever stop?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I smurf'd a little in my mouth too when i saw the trailer...

Seriously...that trailer was a pile of smurf.

 

[Fearzone]

Why all the hating on the smurfs? The cartoon was fine, and they gave rise to a gamer term used in multiplayer competitive RTSs for a skilled player who creates a second (or more) account just to play against new players. A bad movie is a bad movie, but there is nothing wrong with the smurfs.

 

[dagens24]

Pretty sure this is a children's movie so what's the big deal? It looks like your typical shitty kids movie.

 

[v3n0mat3]

"I think I just smurfed in my mouth"

Yeah, I think I did too.

 

[googleback]

I feel a little dead inside...

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Now I have to boil my eyes in my own vomit. Thanks for that you terrible movie

 

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

As depressing as this is I'll be okay as long as they don't make live action Darkwing Duck. If they do, someone will pay.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Aaaaaaaand there goes my childhood, and Neil.........I am disappoint.

 

[Leemaster777]

You know, I SHOULD probably be pissed about this, but honestly, I'm not.

Mostly because this being a shitty movie was about as predictable as the Twilight movies being shitty. I got over it a long time ago when Bob first brought it up.

The only thing I'm still hung up on is Neil being in this crap. Really man, really? I hope that money was worth the shame.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Oh come on guys, this is just a hip new spin on an old family favorite. I bet there are alot of fun, lessons and Hi-jinks!


....

Oh god what did I just write?

 

[Voodoomancer]

...oh...

...oh god...

...why does this exist?? Whyyy???

(*is not going to see it*)

 

[Tom Phoenix]

In the past, I always wondered what exactly it meant when people were saying how Hollywood was "raping their childhood". Now, I think I am starting to understand...

 

[Dr_Horrible]

Ugh. Horrible.

Your point?

NPH... WHYYYYY?!

Seriously, this is awful. I don't even care about this movie, but Neil is one of my favorite actors (see my username), and this is just a terrible waste of talent and a blemish on a greaat resume

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Wow that was really good, I actually wanna watch this!

[sub]Not really.[/sub]

 

[unoleian]

I feel like less of a human being for having watched that.
I can't wait to see which childhood memory they piss on next!

 

[Actual]

Maybe 2 children alive today have ever seen the Smurfs. Surely this film must be aimed at the adults who enjoyed it when they were kids....so why is it so retarded?

The original cartoon looks more refined and grown up than this!

 

[angry_flashlight]

So when does Gargamel eat the smurfs?

 

[Mjoldar]

Whatever dude in marketing told the excecs that making the...*ahem* edgy jokes would draw in a crowd for a freaking SMURFS movie needs to be fired. You're making your sale on nostalgia, not jokes that would have been rejected from Shrek 5.5: the Suckquel.

 

[Curttehmurt]

If there's one positive, Hank Azaria seems to be playing Gargamel pretty well

otherwise yeah, fuck this shit