So a zombie bursts through the door...

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CheesusCrust

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On the shelf next to me the only thing worth grabbing would be an old N64 controller and thats not saying much... Id be eaten.
 

Deguasser

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Mrrrgggrlllrrrg said:
Silenced USP .45 Tactical, on my desk less than 6 inches from my dominant hand, so no I'm not dying anytime soon from any intruder.
Illegal to have a silenced weapon in the US. If you are from there.
 

EvilMaggot

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gonna grab my katana (yes... a real one) and gonna chop its head off... and after that grab every other melee weapon i got and prepare ;) got 1 axe, 1 katana, 1 mini katana, 1 big ass knife and shitload of swords and daggers... xD
 

AnonymouZero

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hahaha, as luck might have it, i have a knife in my vicinity. as in i stretch and there it is. it's from when i ate steak and forgot to bring it downstairs. however, if this zombie survives stabs to the head, then i'm fucked.
 

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Belgian_Waffles said:
Looks like I'll be spraying it with a disinfectant bottle. So no I won't last long.

FYI: I have a disinfectant bottle because there are kitties sleepzing in my room and so is there litter tray. I guess I could throw a cat at the zombies face and cheese it.

I have some Guitar Hero Drum sticks within reach... that's seriously the deadliest thing I could find.
 

Ruagh

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Well I have globe next to me with a spike coming out of the top.

Don't you just love unconventional weapons?
 

ChaoticLegion

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Well on my computer desk is a wide range of heavy blunt objects such as my speakers subwoofer or even the computer itself, each of which could be very useful as a blunt force object to crush it's skull, so yeah I'd probably survive 1 zombie or even a few...

However, I'll not be retarded like most people who do this, and won't even bother speculating on my survival chances of an entire mass of zombies using only the equipment in my room.
 

Griphphin

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Surprisingly, an old printer I'd whack him over the head with. This thing's from the 90's or so and is in my room because of an excessively long story. It's got some girth to it and is essentially worthless, so once the zombie's been dispatched I can go back to whatever I was doing.
Barring that, I'm going to have to start rearranging my room every time I see a thread like this, the answer's always the same most of the time.
 
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SaKenyi

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I think the closest to me at such a moment would be a typewriter. Yes, you know, those things we used before the computers were invented and made those funny click noises when you pressed the buttons (unlike the bland, repetitive sound of keyboard buttons nowadays). I'd probably fling it at the zombie its head, miss, and get my head bashed into the wall repeatedly until I die.

Yeah, that'd sound like an reasonable scenario.
 

TheMarkedOne

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I'm sitting on a chair, guess that could be used to keep him at bay. Or a Swiss Knife, but I bet it would still get me while using that, maybe my bureau lamp will do.
 

Mrrrgggrlllrrrg

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Deguasser said:
Mrrrgggrlllrrrg said:
Silenced USP .45 Tactical, on my desk less than 6 inches from my dominant hand, so no I'm not dying anytime soon from any intruder.
Illegal to have a silenced weapon in the US. If you are from there.
You are incorrect, the United States taxes and strictly regulates the manufacture and sale of suppressors under the National Firearms Act. They are legal for individuals to possess and use for lawful purposes in thirty-eight of the fifty states. A prospective user must go through an application process administered by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF), which requires a Federal tax payment of USD 200.00 and a thorough criminal background check. The USD 200.00 buys a tax stamp, which is the legal document allowing possession of a suppressor.


California is not a part of the real United States.
 

hawkeye52

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my metal flute failing that i could always use my diabolo as a mace/flail like thing. either that or hope it trips from all this crap on the floor in my room