So an Escapist walks into a bar and...

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imnot

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And the bar tender asks 'Hey buddy why the long face!
'I lost my faith in humanity again' says the escapist.
*Awkward scilence everywhere*

OT: I like cider is that in bars?
 

StormShaun

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...they say ow.

haha, I kid, I kid, but no I don't drink, I probably never will, Ill take a soda thanks.
 

Blow_Pop

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straight whiskey with a coke chaser(if any)
whiskey and coke
rum and coke
straight rum with a coke chaser
if i am going through a bad breakup straight vodka
and cider
 

Valid_username

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New Castle Brown Ale, or Old Speckled Hen when it's available.

That being said, on a cold night it's sometime nice to warm yourself by the fire with a whiskey and ginger.
 

babinro

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Water or Sweetened Iced Tea. I don't care for anything alcoholic. Which begs the question as to why I walked into this bar to begin with...not like me.
 

Zenichi

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uhm.. everything =)

if im being picky then i'll go with guinness for "slower" night long island iced teas+white russians for faster nights and ze drink one bartender in my wow guild dubbed invictus.. (about 1/4th of a glass filled with vodka 1/4th absinthe 1/4th curacao liquor 1/4th apple liquor and just splash coke so the color changes to a toxic green) for when you've been drinking 3 days straight...

tho i haven't really been drinking at all for this year..
 

SirDeadly

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Jack Daniels or jagerbombs. If I ever actually went to a bar that is. That requires money and I have better things I can spend it on.
 

Rusman

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I drink most Ales, especially pale ones
Most cider, current favourite being strawberry and lime Rekkoderlig
Spirits I tend to go for either dark rum and coke, southern comfort and lemonade or gin and ginger beer
Usually tend to finish the evening of with a whiskey/scotch/bourbon on the rocks (either glenmorangie, bushmills or maker's mark.)
 

Andalusa

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I'm happy with most drinks, I don't like whiskey, rum or gin, though. I also tend to avoid Sambuca after a few.. mishaps under the influence of that drink. However, my favourite is a cocktail served in Wetherspoons called Purple Rain. It kinda tastes like really sweet Parma Violets.
 

busterkeatonrules

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I've never been to a bar, myself. I don't see drinking as a social activity, and the same alcohol is readily available elsewhere for far less.

I like Negrita rum and Underberg herb liquor. I also drink whisky, usually a different brand each time. I usually stick to Scottish whisky (especially after trying the American variety once), though I've just started on a bottle of Bushmill's, supposedly Ireland's oldest brand - and I must say it tastes absolutely great!
 

Jesus McChrist

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As far as beer goes, I don't see me purchasing anything else now that Yuengling is available in Ohio. It's America's oldest brewery, and they make the best damn lager I've ever tasted.

My tastes for liquor are pretty simple, Ketel One or Jameson for shots, Jack and Coke with the occasional gin and tonic are were it's at for mixed drinks. Granted, I am also pretty fond of vanilla vodka and orange soda when the mood for something less harsh strikes.
 

ChaoticKraus

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I drink most things really. The only thing i won't touch is cheap beer since it just makes nauseaous, i had a fun little evening when i was 17 where i drank 14 cans of cheap piss-beer and was in a very bad place the next morning.

If i can pick freely i go for drinks, nothing fancy just simple mixes. Gin+Tonic, Vodka+Rebull and Vodka+Cola are probably the ones i order most frequently. I round it up with a glass of Cider or Beer between them.
 

Idlemessiah

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ALE! Proper beer. Mass produced lagers can go die in a hole.

Spirit wise, dark rums and spiced rums with either coke or ginger ale.

*Lamb's Spiced with ginger ale is GODLY*

Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea with lemonade is real nice too.

Other drinks include port and mead. Don't drink normal wines though, they give me huge hangovers.

I do drink vodka but never straight or with a mixer. Only ever when its part of a cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

That makes a Screaming Orgasm. They're very very nice.

N.B. Why do people bother to post in drinking and cocktail recipe threads saying "Oh I don't / can't drink"? It just seems highly unconstructive to me.
 

Gamblerjoe

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I like good beer, like Sierra Nevada or Sam Adams. Lately Iv started drinking a glass of red wine every day because its super good for you.