So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Deathmageddon]

Mine sucks. I prefer to be called Nargath the Injector! Or Dick Johnson. Willie Cummings. Joe McCarthy.

 

[Shaved Apple]

I thought it was your middle name and your first pets name. Then mine would be Robert Polar. If it's your first pets name and your mothers maiden name it would be Polar Wikert.

 

[Nannernade]

Elliot Quinn, Mmm... suddle yet satisfying

 

[Megacherv]

Megan Francis.

Spoiler: I do believe this is an appropriate reaction.

That's...no. Just...no.

You sure are an RT fan. I happen to have gotten my 'Touch My Awesome Button' t-shirt the other week

Mine's Max Czerwik. Doesn't really work that well...

 

[Dr. Gargunza]

Woogums LeFevre.


...I'm just going to concede now, thanks.

 

[Sassafrass]

You sure are an RT fan. I happen to have gotten my 'Touch My Awesome Button' t-shirt the other week

You have no proof I'm a RT fan, none at all!

...*Hides YT page*
*Hides the Tumblr which is full of RT based gifs*

You saw nothing. XD

 

[geK0]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Well shit...... thanks for pointing that out

 

[Jun_Jun]

Sassy MacRory
lol I remember the variation of this where it is first pets name + first street you lived in

In that case it would be Sassy Batman (oh yes I lived on a street named 'Batman crescent'! >)
also, my first pet was named after that cat from 'homeward bound' it was a black googly eyed goldfish... (o_o) damn 4 year old logic! (it died on xmas day, why?! D

 

[Pfheonix]

Piper Chany... Weird. I'm a dude.

 

[Johnny Reb]

Murphy Connolly.

Not bad, i guess.

 

[Paradoxrifts]

Never share your true porn name with anyone. But I'd go under the name of Mister Brodangles.

 

[thiosk]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

You guys do realize that these sorts of "games" are merely a scheme to obtain access to your internet accounts, yea?

You post this stuff, they've already got your email, and they've posted their pet's name and mother's maiden name, so its a pretty good shot that they can answer your challenge questions to get access to anything attached to your email address.


[HEADING=3]ANYONE WHO RESPONDS TO THIS SORT OF THING DESERVES THEIR IDENTITY THEFT.[/HEADING]

Ahem. Thank you.

 

[hazabaza1]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

You guys do realize that these sorts of "games" are merely a scheme to obtain access to your internet accounts, yea?

You post this stuff, they've already got your email, and they've posted their pet's name and mother's maiden name, so its a pretty good shot that they can answer your challenge questions to get access to anything attached to your email address.

Posted this before, not trying to phish, been here for 4 years, normally go with first school and best friend.
Jesus, I just try to have a little fun and a bunch of people give me shit.

 

[Charli]

Spoiler

Toby Dixon.

...*Snort* I can't. That's too... friggin typical.


Edit: Also if you can hack my account(s) with that. You deserve it.

 

[shadyh8er]

Roggie Parbatie

Dafuq?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Magoo Roe!
I'm liking this, but I would much rather prefer "Inchworm"....I don't want to talk about it.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Goofy Creyljenko.

I challenge anyone to have a worse porn name then that.

 

[Ledan]

Kim Nyberg or Luigi Nyberg.

Could work?

 

[seventy two]

Brutus Vasquez, better than I expected.

As to the scam comment, I always answer security questions in a consistently false manner, and remember my false answer.
E.g. Who was your best friend? Potato.

 

[Generalissimo]

Woody Dixon. Not bad at all.