So escapists... what's your porn name?

[bluerocker]

My poor Fluff-Puff, to be used in such a terrible way... Oh well!

Fluffy Lowe

 

[Trekkie]

Toby Parks

eh, well I guess it could be worse

 

[soren7550]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

The way I heard it was done, it's take your first pet's name as your first name, and then for your last name you use the street you grew up on.

 

[hazabaza1]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

The way I heard it was done, it's take your first pet's name as your first name, and then for your last name you use the street you grew up on.

Maybe. This is the way my mum taught me, and I don't know my street name so I just go like this.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Jimmy Millner, that just sounds normal.
So from now on I'm Tommy Voluptuous.

 

[Bernzz]

Maestro Paul.

Not sure what I think of that.

 

[awesomeClaw]

Spinn Svensson.

That sounds just awful. Why can´t I get on of the cool names?!

 

[sora91111]

Charlie Boe...

I have the Charlie brown of porn names

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Seriously, though. I'm going to do the first pet + street name one. I haven't had a pet, but if I did I'd call it Fosworth, so...

Fosworth Birchencliffe. What is this? Am I an officer in the British Army in the 19th century now?

 

[DeadFOAM]

I don't have a pet at the moment. My cat died a while back. Of the 2 pets we have in the house, both are female. (A mini schnauzer named Sophie and a calico named Ginger.) My old cat was Merlin. So Merlin Smith. Haven't heard one like that before.

I grew on up Parkwood though. Merlin Parkwood has a better ring to it.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Zelda Priest.

I'm a dude though...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Jock Callaby?

Nah, wouldn't sell.

 

[O maestre]

Vrex Bigdicksky

you're moms last name is Bigdicksky!? that had to be tough

OT: sofus januaria..... well that is nonsensical

 

[DeltaEdge]

There's another way to get a porn name. Pet's name like you said, but instead of mother's maiden name, your street's name.
Based on maiden name, Bo Flewellen.
Based on street name, Bo Meyers.
I think I'll go with meyers.

 

[nuba km]

Sticky mary

eww...
I hate you right now.

 

[freakymojo]

Sofus nielsen. probably wouldnt work.

 

[chadachada123]

Snoopy Walton.

I fucking love it.

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

The Sac Man

 

[Irridium]

Captain Johnson.

That works.

 

[Shinclone]

Whiskey Steel.

Not bad methinks.