So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Froggy Slayer]

Seriously, though. I'm going to do the first pet + street name one. I haven't had a pet, but if I did I'd call it Fosworth, so...

Fosworth Birchencliffe. What is this? Am I an officer in the British Army in the 19th century now?

 

[DeadFOAM]

I don't have a pet at the moment. My cat died a while back. Of the 2 pets we have in the house, both are female. (A mini schnauzer named Sophie and a calico named Ginger.) My old cat was Merlin. So Merlin Smith. Haven't heard one like that before.

I grew on up Parkwood though. Merlin Parkwood has a better ring to it.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Zelda Priest.

I'm a dude though...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Jock Callaby?

Nah, wouldn't sell.

 

[O maestre]

Vrex Bigdicksky

you're moms last name is Bigdicksky!? that had to be tough

OT: sofus januaria..... well that is nonsensical

 

[DeltaEdge]

There's another way to get a porn name. Pet's name like you said, but instead of mother's maiden name, your street's name.
Based on maiden name, Bo Flewellen.
Based on street name, Bo Meyers.
I think I'll go with meyers.

 

[nuba km]

Sticky mary

eww...
I hate you right now.

 

[freakymojo]

Sofus nielsen. probably wouldnt work.

 

[chadachada123]

Snoopy Walton.

I fucking love it.

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

The Sac Man

 

[Irridium]

Captain Johnson.

That works.

 

[Shinclone]

Whiskey Steel.

Not bad methinks.

 

[gewata]

Bob Attwood. Kinda sucks.

My parents have brilliant porn names.

My dad is Prettyboy Kidwell and my mum is Snowy White.

 

[ace_of_something]

Mmm phising tactic.

Mork Vintersson

Okay, I feel I must explain the pet name The dog was named when I was an infant by my older brothers after their, at the time, favorite TV show [a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077053/]character[/a].

I'm not sure what kind of porn Mork Vintersson would be in but I imagine it's either hilariously gross or terrifyingly gross.

The version where you do 'street you grew up on' is much better.

Mork Partial County Road 9.

Oh yeah. hot.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Mimi Schneider.

...Transsexual Austrian, anyone?

 

[Roofstone]

Sheego Johansen.

That is kind off an odd one..

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.

I thought the rule was, first pet + street name whereon you were born...DON'T CHANGE IT THOUGH! I'm going by the mother's maiden name rule because the street my parents lived on when I was born had...well I don't remember the name but it was something like Magnolia...

That being said, IGGY REA (pronounced and 'Ray')...IGGY RAY!!!

Sounds more like the name of a front man for an 80's metal band which just reinforces the sex appeal. Just wait until they find out about the a-sexuality...oh well, maybe they'll let me be a rigger in BDSM videos. I'll get credited after all...probably.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lucky Hubbard.

Oh yeah!

 

[Gabanuka]

Pepper Konrad. I'm a guy!

 

[Mournful Crow]

Blackie Ortiz... I feel that Vanilla Lightning would be more accurate for me, though...