So! I've just been informed I was in hospital last night.

[ramboondiea]

woke up in a wheatfield as naked as the day i was born,
told i was involved in a 3-way, (literally no recollection)
im sure theres more but tired and these are the first two that come to mind

 

[phylline]

Stumbling home, getting through the door, having an exchange with my father that went roughly along the lines of "Are you drunk?" "No..." "Annie, you're drunk." Then throwing up all over him and passing out naked in the shower.

I think that roughly covers it. ;D

OH. Phoning up my boyfriend at the time, informing him he was a horrible boyfriend, proceeding to cheat on him with a female friend, telling him then wondering why we broke up the next day!

 

[Miles000]

I've had to be dragged out of a fire pit before...

I blame the hill! =P

Ouch!
For me there's just minor hang overs and hanging off a tree, but a mate of mine dressed up as a girl and went down the street to the main shopping mall. Friggin funny still got the photos and plan to use them someday at a certain wedding.... he's gonna kill me lol

I didn't feel a thing XD

I have tree incidents a fair bit too. And I'm sure there are photos of my mates and I dressing up as girls somewhere...
I know it happened, I'm just not sure if any of us have the pictures still...
But no hangovers... I'm immune to them =P

How often do you drink to be immune. Tho to be fair I've only had a hangover once and a cuppa coffie fixed it

It's my metabolism... Family trait that is extra potent in me

I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go to sleep and wake up and blow a 0.00 10 hours after my last drink...
(roughly double average I think)
Of course the other option is to wake up still drunk XD

The closest I've been to a hangover, was my loss of sense of direction for a day...

Also no amount of alcohol makes me sick and I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight.
Seriously, I tried the 'Supersize Me' diet and lost weight!

 

[dragonslayer32]

I fell through a toilet door, fell infront of a urinal and rolled around in piss a bit, fell into some bushes, a taxi door, smacked my head off the pavement a few times which made me throw up, resulting in a trip to A&E. I then woke up at my parents house covered in vomit and smelling of stale piss with them both staring at me shaking their heads. It was like a scene from the Hangover...

 

[JemothSkarii]

I got really drunk, sang Hakuna Matata (because Lion King was on), cried about nobody liking my girlfriend to the point I was screaming, stumbled towards the couch, fell, threw up on my friend's girlfriend's jumper and on the couch, passed out in my puke and woke up in my underwear.

Oddly enough, I had a very delayed and somewhat mild hangover, and I remember everything.

 

[Badong]

I fell two stories and broke my right leg, right arm and two of my ribs. That kinda deterred me for a while.

 

[Napierdalac]

First dorm party, I woke up the next day in nothing but a skirt..

Can't remember how or why!

 

[staika]

Also no amount of alcohol makes me sick and I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight.
Seriously, I tried the 'Supersize Me' diet and lost weight!

Holy Crap are you me in disquise I tried the same thing and also lost weight, I still have no idea how that worked

OT: Once I woke up with a massive head ache and no memory of what had just happened. It turns out that I was playing basketball and I went in for a dunk (I can't dunk when sober but I can get damn close ) and I missed the hoop completely and fell right on my face. My friends showed me a video of it but I instantly deleted it so no one could see >.>

 

[Craorach]

I've never understood the desire to drink so much these things happen. What's I understand even less, is when people do these terrible, humiliating, unacceptable things and then seem to consider them a badge of pride?

 

[Navvan]

The worst thing that has happened to me while drunk was being attacked by the loose sand where volleyball is played near my apartment. In other words I fell about 20 times trying to cross the dam thing. I tend not to get drunk out of my mind so I don't really have any stories about me acting foolish, blacking out, or anything like that.

 

[MrTub]

I almost fell asleep, outside in -20c with just a sweater & jeans & shoes on me.

I guess I should be happy that somebody found me.

 

[MrAkuma201]

Woke up nude in the living room it was not my house and a old woman was looking at my junk 8O

 

[Miles000]

Also no amount of alcohol makes me sick and I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight.
Seriously, I tried the 'Supersize Me' diet and lost weight!

Holy Crap are you me in disquise I tried the same thing and also lost weight, I still have no idea how that worked

OT: Once I woke up with a massive head ache and no memory of what had just happened. It turns out that I was playing basketball and I went in for a dunk (I can't dunk when sober but I can get damn close ) and I missed the hoop completely and fell right on my face. My friends showed me a video of it but I instantly deleted it so no one could see >.>

[sub]I'm a year older than you...[/sub]

So you must be me in disguise...
I'm on to you, me!

My theory is that my, and your my, body is efficient, absorbing only the good stuff, and burning the rest instantly.
Seeing as there is less good stuff in crap food, it burns quicker.
More good stuff in less good food, more is kept.
Simple

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

When I was 20 I wanted to see just how drunk I could get to test my limit. I managed to get home (I was driven home) I threw up all over my bed, manage to put on new sheets, then fell asleep on the floor.

Oh also somewhere in there my grandma called. Because she called the next day and asked if I was sober yet. SO I must of blacked out during the night.

:S apparently 7 large margaritas, 5 shots of whiskey, 2 shots of vodka and a beer is too much for someone who weighs around 145lb. I never have been able to hold down my alcohol quite as well as I used to ever since that night.

 

[ChocoFace]

when i went overboard with tequila and ripped my favourite jeans + almost got run over by a car. The whole night was basically *blank* *fall* *blank* *minivan dodging me* *wake up in bed at home*

 

[Jelly ^.^]

At a poker night I got stupidly drunk to the point that when I left, I went out the wrong door of my mate's flat. I ended up out the side on council land. I fell (wobbled back and forth on the edge and then just jumped) 8 feet into an open sewer, somehow climbed out after standing in it for a few minutes wondering why it stank like shit all of a sudden, went to an ATM and managed to get $50 out on the first try. I then went and managed to find a guy selling kebabs out of a caravan and walked home. The whole time drunk-texting my ex about how she had "shitty tits anyway."

 

[staika]

Snips

How did you find out about my secret plan!! How am I supposed to take over the world when everyone already knows my secret!?

Your, well my, theory makes sense but I think my theory is better. I think that my, and your body, contain magic leprechauns who take all the food that we eat and then take the food and turn it into a special chemical that makes it so alcohol can't affect our bodies that much. This theory makes so much sense

 

[cWg | Konka]

I was out drinking in liverpool for my 19th birthday with some friends, woke up two days later in prague

 

[Dogstile]

Well, i've apparently gotten laid, forgotten all about it.

That same night I also puked blood, punched out the window of a friends car for a dare and jumped off a four story building.

... It was a bit odd, i'll give it that.

Edit: Jumped off onto the roof of the two story building next to it. Thought i'd make that clear

 

[k-ossuburb]

I woke up in an oak tree, a really damn tall oak tree.

I can't figure out how I got up there because it took the fire department to get me down again, I had to call to a woman walking her dog to call 999.