so someone is in your house

[similar.squirrel]

Assume housemates, I guess. My valuables reside in my room anyway.

 

[Kraiiit]

damn it! the clown got out again.

You'd better close the fridge before the elephant follows.

 

[wizzerd229]

well, i guess it is time to nuke France

 

[Danpascooch]

I would grab the crowbar I keep next to my bed (not shitting you, I keep it mostly for lol's, but I can assure you I could use it to break bones without breaking a sweat, it's a three foot long piece of steel)

Then I would call 911, and leave the phone off the hook (so they would send a police car, but the robber wouldn't hear me talking to the 911 operator and get the jump on me)

Then I would simply chuckle very loudly and exclaim "You're so fucked, asshole" then I would give him 5 seconds, and if I didn't hear the sound of him leaving, quickly, I would come out swinging with the crowbar.


At least that's what I think I would do off the top of my head

 

[Pilkingtube]

Unlike most people on here I don't carry deadly weaponry within 2 meters of my bed so..

I guess,
1> try and turn on as many noisy things in the house as i can
1> hide anything really expensive
2> lock as many doors as I can
3> call the police on my mobile and then find somewhere to hide?

 

[Something Amyss]

Shoot anything that moves with a high caliber weapon.

No, not really.

Though I might bludgeon them with a flashlight.

 

[Blue Musician]

So lets say all the lights in your house go off, and you hear someone else in the house. What would you do. also i am adding this now your home alone and you hear a person laughing in your house

Is it God? If so I'll hide under my bed until he goes away.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Go post it on here.

"AGGHHH HELP MURDERER IN MY HOUSE"

If I don't post a response in 30 minutes HALP!

 

[WolfThomas]

Well I live in a Uni residence so if I wasn't already in my room (which where I'd most likely be) I'd quickly get back to it. I know the building pretty well and there's a lot of outside light that filters into my room. I lock my door, snatch up my knife and scan my room with my torch (including under bed). With the room clear I'd barricade my door with my couch. Lock one of my windows. Text my mate or anyone to work out where they were. Wait in my room until the powers comes back on. Do some work on my laptop while waiting. If something or someone try to break into my room, I'd call five-oh and if necessary leap out my unlocked window (it's 2nd story but has a lesser bit I can jump onto before landing on grass.

I would grab the crowbar I keep next to my bed

Heh funnily enough I have a crowbar next to my bed too. It usually lives in my car's boot, but we had an intruder a while back who stole some stuff and I brought it in so I could that night and forgot to put it back.

 

[DanTheMan92]

ehm i always hide a knife in my room so ye i'd just go check it out.

Dude, you suffer from some serious paranoia...I'd Go downstairs and check it out, or upstairs. Wherever they are, be brave!

 

[HotFezz8]

call the police and baricade the door.

 

[manaman]

My doors are locked, and nobody else has a key right now. I would have to assume the person inside broke in. In which case I would grab the Shotgun and head on down stairs. I wouldn't want to shoot anyone, but I am not about to roll over and let them do whatever they broke into the house to do.

Check the house. With the knife sharpener in my hand.

The knife sharpener, but not the knife? I'm hoping for you that the knife sharpener isn't one of those plastic pieces of crap they give you with a kitchen kit.

 

[Julianking93]

Well....it's 8:30 in the morning, and the lights are already off, so that's not going to help the fuck right now.

At any rate, It'd scare the piss out of me at first but then I'd do what I did last time; grab the butcher knife and stab.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Check the house. With the knife sharpener in my hand.

The knife sharpener, but not the knife? I'm hoping for you that the knife sharpener isn't one of those plastic pieces of crap they give you with a kitchen kit.

Oh no. Its steel and its heavy. Stike to the knee, punch in the back, strike to the throat. Tie your baddy up with some cord and call the cops. Provided of course you get the drop on 'em.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

Grab my crossbow point it at the bedroom door and call the police. To actually go confront them is stupid and needlessly dangerous.

 

[ethaninja]

Grab my baseball bat. Make sure all my lights are shut off. Open my door slowly. Stand in the dark and wait for another noise to make sure it isn't my bro coming home drunk. Stand at the wall perpendicular to the main hallway ready.

Then I wouldn't know after that.

 

[Candidus]

The first priority is to become armed. A small, sharp knife is inflexible and easy to manipulate after puncturing the body, so go with that unless you've got access to a cleaver- which is good for those whose hands are unsteady. Avoid large knives.

The second priority is to secure the main entrance to the house- the door and living room windows- so that whomever is in the house cannot leave (skip this at your discretion). Having so locked down the house, I'd use my mobile to call the police. I would then call into the house that the police have been summoned and that the door is locked.

I would tell them that they can stay hidden and get caught, or take their chances tangling with me for the keys. Whether or not you take me seriously isn't very important, I'm not embarrassed to be honest: I'd hope that they would choose the latter out of desperation.

 

[Sarahcidal]

I keep a crowbar beside my bed... I would wait for whoever it was to come upstairs and then I'd Gordon Freeman his ass

 

[Guffe]

I'd probably shit myself and then go check what it is and most likely get clubbed down.

 

[Guffe]

I keep a crowbar beside my bed... I would wait for whoever it was to come upstairs and then I'd Gordon Freeman his ass

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