so someone is in your house

[Requx]

Grab my sword and prepare for battle (thats totally why I bought it.)

 

[UnwishedGunz]

grab my hunting rifle...and go hunting

 

[Shock and Awe]

Grab my glock and start shooting.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I send in the SWATbots to escort my "guest" to the roboticizer.

 

[Wintermoot]

grab my sword and warn the intruder that he must leave the premise or he meets mr.chop-chop close and personal

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

Grab my 8 Iron and Ukelele, throw the ukelele at the person in my house and while they're confused in action fuck their shit up with my 8 Iron.

 

[no one really]

Confront the intruder and cut myself to intimidate him. : P

 

[6unn3r]

Grab shotgun, lock and load, prepare to have to explain to police why i shot drunken flatmate.....

 

[Nannernade]

Well I'd assume it was my brother coming home drunk, so I'd probably yell down the stairs if you puke you clean it up.

 

[Turing]

I shift to crinos, the war form, and let loose

 

[Guffe]

I keep a crowbar beside my bed... I would wait for whoever it was to come upstairs and then I'd Gordon Freeman his ass

With this in the background

damn straight! haha i saw this a little while back and i've listened to its badassery several times since then

That makes two of us. The song that is, I don't have a crowbar close to me at nights, or days.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Run to my garage and grab a shotgun from the safe.

If I can't make it there, then I'll grab a knife from my room.

 

[zombiesinc]

Not possible. I just set up the alarm system yesterday! >.<

... Okay, fine. If there was in fact someone in my house, and I was home alone I'd probably find a solid, long object to smack them across the face with. From there, it'd be a game of cat and mouse. Much like what I do in MW2! Just... without the guns.

 

[Arsen]

Grab the knife or switchblade.
Insert the pointy end into their eyes.
Kick in nuts.
Repeatedly stab until the said intruder is begging for mercy.

 

[Dags90]

I would ask my wife if she wanted to get randy before the kids wake up

Is Randy a police officer or something?

OT: I'd probably think it was the TV or something. If it was clearly an intruder I'd GTFO via a window.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'd go downstairs to investigate with a bat.

If there's no-one, I go back to bed.

If there is someone, I make them a coffee, then wail on him/her with the bat; then take a victory sip from the coffee.