so someone is in your house

[8-Bit Grin]

I'd freeze up, listen hard, and wait for a second laugh.

If I heard it again, I'd probably just book it for the back door.

I know my house better then they do, I'm sure.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I shall hit him with a bombardment of FRED!

 

[meowchef]

As this has happened to me, and as I am an American... I got out my Beretta Px4 Storm .40, crept downstairs, found him, informed him that if he didn't immediately leave my home, I was going to shoot him... and he ran out the broken open front door to a waiting car... and they sped off. Called the police who stuck around for a few days, and have had no problems since... that was 3 years ago.

 

[CrystEarthPaw]

If this happened, seeing as how I live in a very small apartment, someone would be getting a meat cleaver to the face, no questions asked.

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

Wait at my bedroom door with a baseball bat. Just in case.

 

[DannibalG36]

It depends what the laugh sounds like. If it's a Joker-type laugh, I'm grabbing my taser. Otherwise, Imma turning on the lights and yelling: "What do you want?"

 

[Madara XIII]

Knife and a Mag light....

They'll either be bludgeoned or sliced for waking my ass up this late at night!!

Either way I ain't risking crap!!!

 

[PrimoThePro]

Well, I keep a knife beside my bed at all times. My hunting knife. A foot long beast. I meet the robber head on, but I tell him he has the option to leave without taking anything. I wouldn't call the cops unless there is more than 2.

 

[brucelee13245]

Id grab the 870 in the corner of my room, kick down my bedroom door and scream "THIS IS MY HOUSE B****!!!!" and proceed to aerate my walls.

 

[Dango]

Well if I don't recognize the laughter, then call the cops or sneak into my laundry room where my family keeps a large metal pipe for some reason...

 

[Sarahcidal]

I keep a crowbar beside my bed... I would wait for whoever it was to come upstairs and then I'd Gordon Freeman his ass

With this in the background

damn straight! haha i saw this a little while back and i've listened to its badassery several times since then

 

[Ruffythepirate]

I would take my airsoftgun and go all Rainbow Six (it's a speed-shooter tuned to about 400 feet per second, so it hurts like a motherf***er on short range).

 

[Berserker119]

Hide in my bed and hope they don't notice me. The only thing I have in my room to defend myself with is my Master Chief helmet.

 

[Odin311]

Call the police and leave them on the line with my wife, as I clear the house with a flashlight and a .45

 

[Kwaren]

I have seven 325 grain friends that can run a whole lot faster than any robber.

 

[jamescorck]

I highly doubt somebody might get into my house.

Seriously, you don't want to know why I am so sure.

 

[The Bum]

My 410. and i would take offense.

 

[bassdrum]

I'd wonder what the hell my family was up to now.

Otherwise, well, I'd probably leap out of a window or something (I'm clearly a very brave man, right?).

 

[mParadox]

F*** it, i got my trusty hammer by my side. Try to screw with me will ya?

 

[Kushan101]

I have a mace sitting in the corner of my room for just an event!
(Once id finished shitting myself) I like to think id stand just round the corner of the landing, waiting to bring the said mace over-arm onto (and hopefully into) his skull as he makes it to the top of the stairs.
Honestly the spikes on this thing are evil: damn sharp and about 2 inches long, all on the end of a 2 foot shaft :/