So...the rapture's today.

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Outcast107

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MAdman1979 said:
Everyone should stay indoors to freak all the christians out :)
what do you mean all? I'm christian and I don't believe this bullshit.

OT: its really stupid to worry about the end of the world and all that shit. If it happens, it happens nothing really to do about it. But besides didn't this guy already predict that the world was going to end anyways like..years before? yeah seem like he was wrong the first time around.

There also one major wrong thing about this. Why in God's name would the end of the world start 6PM over here in America? I mean really...if the world was going to end then it would have ended like where Christianity first took place right? But whatever. I'm not going to waste my time worrying about the so called "end of the world!" dun DUN DUN! I got games to play.
 

MelancholyNat

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Loooooool, i don't think the raptures actually happening tommorow,

if it was, though, i think id go out and say goodbye to all my friends, then wed get druuuuuunk together XD
 

Gaiseric

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I picked up Alpha Protocol for cheap and so I'll play that.

Then check my guns, make dinner, and ready the defenses.


Just gonna quote myself form yesterdays thread on the subject.
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Adam Galli

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deltasniper1640 said:
Man, why cant the end of the world happen after the SJ sharks win the cup. And screw the earthquakes, give us damned people a fighting chance with a zombie outbreak...am i right?
SAN JOSE ALL THE WAY!!!
 

EvilMaggot

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sitting and gaming.. while listening to "AFI - Miss Murder" on full volume... rapture.. meh..
 

Arizona Kyle

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SUPA FRANKY said:
How all you all doing? Guess we got left behind...

So what do you guys plan to do today?

Me? I'm gonna avoid the suicde Christian radicals.
Obviously these people dont read the bible because it says and i quote

"No man shall no the day nor hour of the rapture"
 

SirDeadly

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Just gone 10pm here in Adelaide and the only remote sign on a rapture has been some lightning.
 

Hagi

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Zaik said:
Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.
Wait so Rapture will come on the day nobody predicted it?

So if I predict that Rapture will be every single day from now on then there will never be a Rapture?

Then I hereby predict that henceforth every day shall be Rapture day!
 

CrazyGirl17

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I honestly don't believe it will happen (I'm trying to keep my paranoia, down, though).

Besides, only God is supposed to know when the world does end, so what the hell do people get off thinking they can do His job?!?!?

Hopefully, some of the people who believe it will end today will kill themselves and rid the world of their presesnce. (Yes, I am very cynical, why do you ask?)
 

AmayaOnnaOtaku

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probably do laundry and housework and possibly play some games.

I might grab some old shirt jeans and a pair of shoes put them in the yard to make it appear that a person was in them and raptured to mess with the holy rollers.

Like this:
http://underthemountainbunker.com/2011/05/19/rapture-day-prank/#content
 

Sam Doctorman

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iam sorry to rain on your parade for the end of the world
i got my Delorean up to 88 miles a hour a went to may 22, 2011 and every thing was fine
 

exessmirror

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8527582/Apocalypse-not-right-now-Rapture-end-of-world-fails-to-materialise.html
 

LightningBanks

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How does he know its gonna happen in new zealand first? Im pretty sure it wasnt called new zealend from the start of time, so how would the bible know?
 

Cavouku

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Weren't we all supposed to die from some meteor a few years back, in April?

And around January 1st, 2000?

And when Jerusalem got taken over? Has that happened? I could swear that happened like, that one time.

And... yesterday, I think? I'm sure someone thought we'd all die yesterday.

Regardless, if it's 6pm New Zealand time, May 21st, then well... Shit, the Rapture's been going on for 7 hours already? Isn't it Sunday there?

Oh well, let's give the souls a shadow of a doubt. Maybe it's 6pm in the latest time zone. Who gets daylight last on this planet, could someone fill me in?
 

the_green_dragon

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Wanna hear my theory?

Rapture HAS happened. All the worthy have gone to heaven.

Hmmm, according to the bible and super mega strict rules, I dare say if the rapture DID happen, we wouldn't even notice, or didn't notice.... yup.

EDIT: Oh right, there were supposed to be earthquakes and stuff too. I think that part is made up. I'm just saying if the rapture were just people flying off to heaven we wouldn't notice all that many people missing.