So, what's your RPG weapon?

[ArtanisCreed]

hmm how about magic? pretty ambiguous but that means you can do alot with it...and if its a sci-fi setting and no magic allowed...nanobots.

 

[Ghaleon640]

a flashlight with a bayonet attatched. That way, during the cutscene when I'm in a dark area, holy crap I saw the alien/monster! Quick time event! Take one step forward to deal damage before the fight.

Ok, I also think it would be funny. Blind the foe and then stab them... I don't know. It could work.

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Considering ANYTHING can be a weapon....

I deign to use a Demon Prince from Warhammer 40k. Not a Demon Prince bound to a weapon or anything like that, but an actual Demon Prince of Khorne, being wielded by me like a sword, against hordes of opponents. Can you think of the carnage?

Enemy: NOW, in the name of the Dark Lord Cuddleybut, you will perish! Draw your weapon and fight me coward!

Me: Okay.

Weapon: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Awesome.

Big problem with that. Khorne cares not whence the blood flows, only that it does. As for me a i would be a weapon ie a Daemon prince of Tzeentch or Slaanesh. The Talon of Horus if i couldn't get the daemon prince gift.

 

[concrete89]

A Riotshield and an iron glove.
An enchanted Riotshield of course, so that it gets more powerful the more bitching a paintjob I give it.
Low level = Skull and flames.
High Level = Epic tapestry of all my asskicking.
Epic Level= "FUCK OFF" in blocky white letters.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

hmm, I'd go with the powers of a kineticist as my weapon of choice *sage nod*

 

[kittii-chan 300]

urahura's sun hat... and my throttling gloves

 

[PorkChopXpress]

Two six shooters. I'm kind of old fashioned that way.

 

[gunningyoudown]

Tera card (aka PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[gustcq]

Cold smelly trout

 

[Scarim Coral]

A Gunblade (preferable one that doesn't look too much of a blade attach to a gun).

That way I get the best of two worlds as in no matter what setting I am in (fantasy, modern or futuristic), my weapon will match the setting well mostly.

 

[Rinji]

Probably two of those (69cm/27")

Spoiler: Kali sword

If swords aren't necessary, then:

Spoiler: Kali sticks

Can anybody see a pattern?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Melee weapon: A Flail that's on fire and creates a Mini-Nuke explosion once you hit things with it
Ranged Weapon: A Shotgun with a revolver barrel that shoots electrical grenades with drilled tips and it has a chainsaw bayonet that's on fire. And it has tits.

 

[s0p0g]

the fusion-cannon from turok 1 was pretty cool (you didn't say the weapon had to be from a rpg, right? ^^ )

also, some sort of weapon-grade plas-gun 'd be awesome; especially if it draw its energy from the quantum vacuum, so i could also use it in a boring standard unimaginative medieval-fantasy-setting wihtout ever worrying about ammo >

 

[Sjakie]

since i just, for the very first time ever, have finished the morrowind main quest. I'll take this blade which has eluded me for many, many years

Spoiler

 

[esplode]

I've punched down trees. I've punched down cows. I've punched down skeletons riding giant spiders.

Notch has taught me that my fists are the superior weapons in any situation.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

A Tanto dagger, carefully hidden in a sheath concealed in the back of my leather jacket.

Just like Hannibal. (Hannibal Rising)

 

[JochemDude]

This

 

[binvjoh]

An RPG, duh.

See what I did there?

 

[thedevilscousin]

A crowbar

OR that huge sword from Deathspank

 

[slightly evil]

hmm...good one. What game were the cursed dolls in? all i can think is Lulu

Guitars. Mines would be guitars. I'd weild it like a two handed sword though, buster swordish, and every strike would be accompanied by a satisfying KERWANH lol

I always carry my bass guitar around the house wondering what it would be like with a bayonet on the end...

Seriously? magic. Or sniper rifles.
I'm a massive coward and I'm killing my enemy from as far away as possible
Magic snipers *hoppip face*