So, you are now an Evil Genius!

Sizzle Montyjing

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You are now an evil genius, what do you do?
The obvious thing i'd do is raise an army of evil mechanical bananas, but what would you do?
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
:p
 

Caffeine Rage

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Forgo the over complicated method in which to kill the greatest threat to my plans. Just shoot him in the head while s/he's asleep.

Also, mechanical bananas are rather silly. My army of mechanical monkeys (complete with robotic poo-flinging action) is far more sensible.
 

Tarkinor

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Build working robotic versions of Rainbow Dash that could pull off sonic rainbooms. I'd take over the world with super-sonic cuteness!
 

ostman1337

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you guys wouldnt stand a chance against my army of superdelicious cheese-porkypines who shoot nails and also cheese!

also they are robots...

... AND get a huge black cape in babyseal skin(super VILLAN) duh
 

TimeLord

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Grow a moustache that I can twirl.
Then change my name to something suitable.

 

William Fleming

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Demand that the region coding on games and movies is removed, enforce that all channels in the world can be watched anywhere in the world (radio waves go into space so why not) then enforce a policy that all games must be localised for all countries.
 

Jakub324

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I already am. It won't be long to your homes are ransacked by my army of evil midgets.
 

Hiname

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Build a doomsday device, threaten to annihilate everything in known existance, wait for the hero to show up and tries to stop my doomsday device using the BIG RED SHINY BUTTON saying "Emergancy Shutdown"...

Which will activate a dozen of hidden turrets covering the whole room and sealing the only door.

After that, keep the room sealed for security measures, build a new doomsday device. For real this time.
 

maninahat

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Grow a Fu Manchu mustache and stroke it. And stroke it. And stroke it. Basically every thing I say must be punctuated with a mustache stroke.
 

Pappytech

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Blow s**t up. Then build some s**t to blow more s**t up. Rinse and repeat.
 

Zantos

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I already am an evil genius, but if I were to do something about it I'd probably breed Deathclaws that respond to my command. Then build a sort of body suit (something all chromey metal, but ergonomic enough to wear under a jacket) that lets me have magneto powers plue throwing lightning. Then take over the world. Also build rail guns, lots and lots of rail guns.
 

TioShard

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I can't think of what I'd do. But if I was an Evil Genius I'm sure I could think of something.
 

Trippin tacos

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1. Create an affordable line of washing machines that work fine, only after two weeks of continued use spray mind control serum onto their clothes.
2. Use my army of brainwashed people to build a doom fortress around my evil lab.
3.Outfit my army with guns that shoot squids that deploy into the ground and fire lasers at my foes.
4. Fight a continued war with some kind of guerrilla movement that will inevitably arise.
5. Build a squid based version of liberty prime to fight them.
6. ???
7. Profit!
 

H20 Pirate

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I'd use my evil mind to construct an army of robotic peacocks, they will be so majestic no one would dare shoot at them, then I would take my place as Overlord of the World.

P.S. I will only ever wear a black business suits no matter what the situation may be, and ther will be the most evil suits to ever grace the universe, ever.
 

Aulleas123

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Mind control technology, works on any democracy. Wait... what am I talking about, it works on monarchs and dictators too, ha silly me!
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Yes... YES!!!
All these ideas will do nicely...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[sub]i'm playing you like the pawns you are... *evil laugh*[/sub]
 

Renegade-pizza

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Build an island fortress.
Create an army of cyborg/mutant henchmen.
Build a weather control doomsday device.
Scrap it, because it sucks.
Unleash an army of nyan cats across the world, making everyone go insane.
Get money to stop sending nyan cats.
Get bored.
Settle down with a robotic wife and kids.
Remember not to give her a gun.