So, you are now an Evil Genius!

[Not-here-anymore]

First, read the evil overlord list.
This list, right here [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList]

Then make sure everywhere under my control has fibre-optic internet connections. For free!

I'll also get a kitten, which I will periodically jab with a stick. This will prove that I am evil, despite my gift of internet.

 

[XxSummonerxX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBsjmMM17w&feature=related

This. But replace the standard minions with robots.

 

[hoboman29]

First step is build robotic land sharks that shoot lasers and fire, oh and don't forget the acid. Step 2 build combat suit like C.Viper from street fighter (My punches are lighting!) Final part kill other evil geniuses unless they join me (They are a liability)
Oh and then profit

 

[Gudrests]

Forgo the over complicated method in which to kill the greatest threat to my plans. Just shoot him in the head while s/he's asleep.

Also, mechanical bananas are rather silly. My army of mechanical monkeys (complete with robotic poo-flinging action) is far more sensible.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/111545-Police-Called-After-Banana-Man-Attacks-Gorilla-Man-in-Ohio

Are you sure that would be a good idea?....Cuz ummm yeahhh

I'm going to have to go with politics, eventually make own country...and only force some of the people with brainwashing...the rest will love me for no real good reason.

 

[Sieggy]

Build a corporation to legally scam people out of their cash and sex my life away. Easy.

 

[thedevilscousin]

I'd burn it all.
Or make genetically engeered dinosaurs and take over the world.... And speak in a german accent while i'm at it.
OR make a human centipede..... would be interesting.

 

[cleric of the order]

my plan

first: i destory the internet (only temporarily it was desighed to hinder me didn't you know)

second: unleash my army of robotic sewing machine spiders backed by my flying snowballdeathstarfigthers and cyborgs (everymad man needs a cyborg army

third: i'm not telling you'll have to find out for you're self while i'm gloating and your stuck in somesort of mad killing machine i invented.

plan B: hold the internet for ransom (less time, more likily to work, less fun)

 

[InnerRebellion]

Do the things in this game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Genius_(video_game)

Goddamn ninjas.

Well uh... I build my base, and hire guys who wear yellow.

 

[Woeps]

Grow a mustache and adopt a British accent!
After that it will be easy to conquer the world mwuhauhahahahahaha!

Why is it that a lot of evil geniuses are British in the movies?

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I am now an evil genius?

...

Well nothing new there, back to life as usual.

 

[That's Funny]

First I'd take out the OP, so that they can't overthrow me.

Then I'd create 5000000 super-mech death Eduard Khil's.

The amount of Trololol's would be unstoppable.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well it going to be a while until I put my evil plan into action like I have to think about-
Where is my evil base will be located? A underwater lair, a abanddon castle in the snowy mountain or a active volcano?
What type of henchmen do I use and how to hire some? Put an ads in the job centre?
What is my costume will be like? Something trendy but evilness or something hi tech?

This can go on for years.

 

[Zenn3k]

I was an evil genius well before this thread was created.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Spam ponies.

 

[Nesho5]

id prolly work on my evil laugh...

 

[JordanXlord]

simple...

Destroy the brownie population then start to create my evil cyborg ninja army.

on my list to do:

1. create army of cyborg ninja army

2. use them to destroy the fools!

3. use army to make a evil fortress in Russia!

i am done here

 

[Marmooset]

You are now an evil genius

Yeah, so?

 

[captaincabbage]

Forgo the over complicated method in which to kill the greatest threat to my plans. Just shoot him in the head while s/he's asleep.

Also, mechanical bananas are rather silly. My army of mechanical monkeys (complete with robotic poo-flinging action) is far more sensible.

Aah, but you're forgetting to take one thing into account: My army of mechanical tigers!!

 

[Caffeine Rage]

Excellent! My robotic monkeys needed something to ride into battle! I just couldn't decide what was missing.

Now I just need to tame some unruly mechanical tigers, and outfit them with saddles and a few more lasers. You can never have too many lasers.

 

[popparik]

First, read the evil overlord list.
This list, right here [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilOverlordList]

Then make sure everywhere under my control has fibre-optic internet connections. For free!

I'll also get a kitten, which I will periodically jab with a stick. This will prove that I am evil, despite my gift of internet.

Here's a similar link (I think this is a bit more complete):

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html