So you're a Daedra...

[Darkrain11]

Daedra Lord of Muffins

 

[ThreeWords]

Let's have Daedric Prince of Subversion. I'll have the powers of manipulation and lying any day

Maybe also the Daedric Prince of Vague But Awesome Powers. Just you try to defeat me when you can't even work out how to attack or defend against me!

Daedra of Things Stuck In A Drawer.

Cookie for the reference.

Terry Pratchet's Discworld? The Goddess of Things Stuck In Draws? I forget her name...

Double ninja'd. Or triple, I can't remember.

Arg! I take I was right, though?

 

[open trap]

id be the lord of your mother (seriously thats what id be called every one would be mad when they herd my name)

 

[GonzoGamer]

The Daedra lord of bringing back old TV-shows that noone liked.

I think his name is G4.

I would be the Daedra Lord of Spliffs.

 

[open trap]

Lord or Mountain Dew. I'd be whorshiped by EVERYONE!

Except me, as I have no idea what Mountain Dew is
And I'd be the Daedric Lord of Piss off, I'm busy

Mountain Dew is soda and many people say it lowers your sperm count so no i would not bow down to him

 

[Captain Pancake]

The Daedra lord of the Righteous Suppressed, who will one day bring the socially inept of the world to their deserved intellectual standing, who will scrap football and make dungeons and dragons a national sport, who will recycle all cigarettes into cigars and blend school bullies into protein shakes for the physically impaired.

 

[captainwolfos]

Daerdric Lord of Werewolves. We shall each take turns to rip Robert Pattinson a new one, because werewolves are far superior to sparkly pansy gay boys with abnormally large canines.

 

[Aunel]

Deadra lord of mortars, I bomb stuff,
I think Mortars are awesome.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Daerdric Lord of Werewolves. We shall each take turns to rip Robert Pattinson a new one, because werewolves are far superior to sparkly pansy gay boys with abnormally large canines.

There already is one. His name is Hircine.

 

[macatombe]

The Deadric Lord of ooh 'er isn't that the Stevenson boy down there? Yes i think it is gosh hes put on some weight hasn't he?

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Daedric Lord of Spontaneous Combustion! Oh fuck it, I'll just be:
[HEADING=3] Sheogorath, Prince of Madness! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! [/HEADING]

Wait, scratch that, cheese for no one! (this could be just as much as a celebration if you are lactose intolerant, true?) I will make fiery dog corpses rain from the skies though!

...I thought about it and since I promised you cheese and let you down afterwards, let me make up by giving away another kind of free food...
[HEADING=1]Bear sandviches with crispy spies for everyone!!![/HEADING]

 

[captainwolfos]

Daerdric Lord of Werewolves. We shall each take turns to rip Robert Pattinson a new one, because werewolves are far superior to sparkly pansy gay boys with abnormally large canines.

There already is one. His name is Hircine.

Well, then. I consider myself long since ninja'd XD

 

[Sporadic chaos]

Daedra Lord of Nuclear weapons.

 

[Soulgaunt]

Daedra lord of fluffy scor-*Gets hit with a shovel.

 

[T-Bone24]

Daedric Lord of Cynicism.

 

[Abedeus]

Let's have Daedric Prince of Subversion. I'll have the powers of manipulation and lying any day

Maybe also the Daedric Prince of Vague But Awesome Powers. Just you try to defeat me when you can't even work out how to attack or defend against me!

Daedra of Things Stuck In A Drawer.

Cookie for the reference.

Terry Pratchet's Discworld? The Goddess of Things Stuck In Draws? I forget her name...

Double ninja'd. Or triple, I can't remember.

Arg! I take I was right, though?

Yeah, but all of the previous ninjas knew the correct name.

Good luck with the next cookie.

 

[Aqualung]

Daedra Lady of Witty Quips Often Stolen From Doctor Who That No One Else Seems To Understand.

That or the Daedra Lady of Pears, I'd hate to write that on a nametag.

 

[CombineSoldier]

Dedra Lord of Dessert.

God dammit. I was going to be the Daedric Lord of Apple Pie. Now what am I going to do? You'll pay for this. Oh...you will pay...

Daedrid Lord of Light Novels, which span anywhere between 100 and 300 pages. No hardbacks.

oh yeah? well I'm the Daedric lord of Fahrenheit 451

 

[SpectreT65]

Daedra Lord of Utter Pointlessness.

 

[teutonicman]

The Daedra of pwnage!!!!