So you're a Daedra...

[veryboringfact]

Deadric Lord of Buggy Open world RPG's

And i'm the daedric lord of whiners

guess that makes you my ***** ^____^

 

[TheHij]

Daedra Lord of Over Sleeping. Hear my battle cry! "Just 5 minutes more zzzzz"

I read that first as Daedra lord of sleeping over. "I brought my toothbrush..."

*puts on deep scary voice* We can braid each others hair and talk about boys.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SKULL FILLED PILLOW FIGHT!!!

 

[Rylara]

Daedric Lady of the Force, because the Jedi and Sith are awesome.

 

[Julianking93]

Daedra Lord of Intellect!!!!

[b/]FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ULTIMATE WISDOM!!![/b]

 

[G1eet]

The Daedra Lord of Development Hell. Duke Nukem would be my first lieutenant, Gordon Freeman takes the helm of general of my army.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Daedra lord of side quests true evil if ever there was any now go fetch me 10 fish.

 

[That One Six]

In Oblivion or Morrowind - Daedra Lord of Yes I'll Resist Arrest! Guards just walk up to me about to say something when "For the last f*cking time, yes, I want to resist arrest! Now die quickly so I can get back to stealing all of this guys worldly possessions!"

OR

Daedra Lord of Randomnessitudeification. I believe that name sums it... oo, look! A bird!

 

[pieeater911]

Daedra Lord of Bacon. All shall worship me!

 

[ThreeWords]

Let's have Daedric Prince of Subversion. I'll have the powers of manipulation and lying any day

Maybe also the Daedric Prince of Vague But Awesome Powers. Just you try to defeat me when you can't even work out how to attack or defend against me!

Daedra of Things Stuck In A Drawer.

Cookie for the reference.

Terry Pratchet's Discworld? The Goddess of Things Stuck In Draws? I forget her name...

 

[IamQ]

Daedra Lord of omnipitence

 

[Abedeus]

Let's have Daedric Prince of Subversion. I'll have the powers of manipulation and lying any day

Maybe also the Daedric Prince of Vague But Awesome Powers. Just you try to defeat me when you can't even work out how to attack or defend against me!

Daedra of Things Stuck In A Drawer.

Cookie for the reference.

Terry Pratchet's Discworld? The Goddess of Things Stuck In Draws? I forget her name...

Double ninja'd. Or triple, I can't remember.

 

[Aqua Trenoble]

Daedra Lord of Explosions and Shiny Red-and-Black Things.

 

[Darkrain11]

Daedra Lord of Muffins

 

[ThreeWords]

Let's have Daedric Prince of Subversion. I'll have the powers of manipulation and lying any day

Maybe also the Daedric Prince of Vague But Awesome Powers. Just you try to defeat me when you can't even work out how to attack or defend against me!

Daedra of Things Stuck In A Drawer.

Cookie for the reference.

Terry Pratchet's Discworld? The Goddess of Things Stuck In Draws? I forget her name...

Double ninja'd. Or triple, I can't remember.

Arg! I take I was right, though?

 

[open trap]

id be the lord of your mother (seriously thats what id be called every one would be mad when they herd my name)

 

[GonzoGamer]

The Daedra lord of bringing back old TV-shows that noone liked.

I think his name is G4.

I would be the Daedra Lord of Spliffs.

 

[open trap]

Lord or Mountain Dew. I'd be whorshiped by EVERYONE!

Except me, as I have no idea what Mountain Dew is
And I'd be the Daedric Lord of Piss off, I'm busy

Mountain Dew is soda and many people say it lowers your sperm count so no i would not bow down to him

 

[Captain Pancake]

The Daedra lord of the Righteous Suppressed, who will one day bring the socially inept of the world to their deserved intellectual standing, who will scrap football and make dungeons and dragons a national sport, who will recycle all cigarettes into cigars and blend school bullies into protein shakes for the physically impaired.

 

[captainwolfos]

Daerdric Lord of Werewolves. We shall each take turns to rip Robert Pattinson a new one, because werewolves are far superior to sparkly pansy gay boys with abnormally large canines.

 

[Aunel]

Deadra lord of mortars, I bomb stuff,
I think Mortars are awesome.