I do advanced calculas while listening to '101 Greatest Speeches from Margret Thatcher'- problem solved. I challenge you to find me someone who can maintain a boner after 2 hours of that. Even when the infinity sign kind of reminds you of breasts...
Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?lithium.jelly said:Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.
Minus 2-4!Zeithri said:Well, the options would be..
1) Play with myself.
2) Call up my lover and moan in the phone / headset.
3) See the other options.
4) Ignore my urges.
Wow that sounds difficult, there's porn everywhere you look.Nouw said:I will try that tonight!The Rockerfly said:I think about pulling out teeth, it gets me every time
I just go on the internet and occupy my mind some other way.
The internet is for porn FOR POOOORN!SilentCom said:What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time? Do you suppress it or actively search out a way to satisfy your little urge?
I know a girl who said she fond it weird if her boyfriend would do that. She also said she never did it herself.randomfox said:Is this a real concern? Whether or not it's ok to masturbate when your lover isn't around? Apparently this means some of you think that having sex with yourself is cheating, to which I reply that you are all idiots.
There, fixed. And personally I'd go for (1) though I'd prefer to wait till I could get something real.Zeithri said:Well, the options would be..
1) Play with myself.
2) Call up my lover and moan in the phone / headset.
3) {Find Randomer}
4) Ignore my urges.
Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?Jonluw said:Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?lithium.jelly said:Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.
Aaah, I see.lithium.jelly said:Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?Jonluw said:Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?lithium.jelly said:Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.
So...You're part of team rocket?Booze Zombie said:I like... blast off, every now and then.
It's perfectly healthy.
Never mind my lastJonluw said:Aaah, I see.lithium.jelly said:Now, that would be hardcore, wouldn't it?Jonluw said:Am... am I missing something? Do you pleasure yourself with a razor?lithium.jelly said:Why suppress it? I own a razor, and I can buy glasses if I need to.
The razor is for shaving my palms, and the glasses for my eyesight of course.
Maybe hairy palms would be awesome though. What do we know?