Someone has put a hit on you...

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Basically put, one day you wake up, and find that someone wants you dead.

You don't know who, and you have 30 minutes until they find you and try to kill you.

First Question is, if someone put a hit on you, who do you think it would be? *No names, except if it's a person that is well known or major orginization*

Second question is, what would you do in the 30 minutes before they tried to kill you?

For me, I'd probably get a hit called on me, by inadvertedly snubbing this guy who kept asking me for money who looked like something out of MS13.

Secondly, I'd be fueling an airplane, and flying to London. You can't really run from those guys in North America.

Or play the song, "Misirlou" and foolhardly try to attack the hitmen.

 

[Sassafrass]

That guy who hangs around in the background of all games who I end up shooting.

I would then hunt him down and then kill him.
Then die.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Wait for the Hitman, and pay him double to kill whomever put the contract on me..

 

[C117]

1: someone who wants to exterminate people that got 200+ mangas in their bookshelf.

2: take the bus out into the middle of nowhere, then maybe take the train somewhere else.

 

[El Poncho]

It would be ...someone who has mistaken me for someone else.

I would phone another hit organization to come to my house and wait for the hitter to get hit by several other hitters.

 

[MasterStratus]

1. Probably someone who I angered by being my regular sarcastic self.
2. I would flee by plane to a remote location in Kazakhstan.

 

[smokeybearsb]

I'd hide. I'd run. Maybe tell someone. The most fun thing to do would be to camp out in a tree near my house and watch the confusion that will ensue when they realize I'm not at my house.

 

[dark_taint92]

i dont know who would put a hit on me but it'd probably be nameless henchman #1.
id get a sword and wait for him to come then id kill him myself and then id hunt down nameless henchman #1 and kill him then become an assassin and get payed to kill people .

 

[Cpt. Red]

Dunno... Someone probably said the wrong name.

Call the police.

 

[Nincompoop]

I don't know anyone who wants to kill me...- In the Faroe Islands! You see, I am wanted in 30 different countries... *cough* eh ...

I would probably try to kill the hitman. I can kill a man in 5 different languages! Wait... **** never mind...

I would just die either way, why not try my best to defend myself? I mean, the worst thing that could happen is that it got personal, and he started enjoying it... Killing my slowly... =S...

 

[Nincompoop]

I would phone another hit organization to come to my house and wait for the hitter to get hit by several other hitters.

What was the number again? I always forget.

 

[Cargando]

I reckon it'd be myself who put a hit on me... Damn my fiendish mind!

Also, I'd take a bus to a nearby town, and then hitchhike to Dover.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Offer the man a chance to leave before he tries to kill me, and if he doesn't, go on a psycho killing spree, starting with the hitman and ending with me killing the person who hired the hitman..

 

[Cpu46]

I don't know who would want me dead, however if someone was coming to get me I would get in my car, speed to michigan, and take cover at my grandparents house.
sounds like a weak stronghold but really its the safest place I know it has
1: only one entrance and a simple floor-plan
2: a gun cabinet
3: Guns
4: Ammo
5: Grandmas cooking (yum)

 

[Ciarang]

1. Probably the government.

2. I'd prepare the knives...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, I assume he'd have Boba Fett on the case of killing me, so at that point just curl up and waif for the end

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Who:

I do not make many connections with the sort who need to exterminate you. An ex-boyfriend of my hypothetical lover? Religious extremists displeased with my satirical illuminations? A drug-dealer so pleased with himself, that an assault on his pride must be redressed with blood?

What I do:

[This is an, "anonymous criminal organization with vast resources," level escape plan.]

Take cash out of my bank account.

Grab my passport, my purse, a little bit of food, and a mug of coffee.

Buy bus tickets using the back account in one direction, zigzagging my way towards Mexico.

Buy a ticket with cash in the other direction.

Meet up with some old friends in a major city and have them take me north to another major city.

Buy another ticket using cash.

Buy a proper knife while I wait for the next bus.

Meet up with some chums I know in Canada.

Hide for a night and plot my next move.

I would most likely seek out some more unscrupulous connections very quietly, and employ them in the process of becoming quite thoroughly lost.

[Thailand could be nice. Would need to learn the language I think.]