Sonic Unleashed's Werehog Will Return
- Thread starter Keane Ng
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My GOD SEGA! What the fuck is up with this bullshit?
I'm not usually this crazed up on developers, but Jesus Fucking Humphrey Christ!
Listen to the god damned reviews, nobody liked the god damn Werehog!
Stop trying to reinventing the god damn sub-sonic-wheel, stop with your stupid "innovations"/"gimmicks", stop with your new "ideas" and "It seemed like a good idea at the time" crap, stop with making Sonic something he's not, stop with not listening to the actual reviews, stop and think for a second about what sonic was, stop and for Christ's sake just make Sonic run fast!
The public have made it clear! We don't care about Sonic any more, the reviewers have spoken, the fans have spoken, the people who bought the damn game have spoken.
Listen to your fucking customers SEGA!
Jeez, I'm sorry, I'm just getting furious at SEGA right now, or specifically Sonic Team if you want to get technical. Just stop it. Stop it and let the hedgehog die...
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My GOD SEGA! What the fuck is up with this bullshit?
I'm not usually this crazed up on developers, but Jesus Fucking Humphrey Christ!
Listen to the god damned reviews, nobody liked the god damn Werehog!
No no no no no NO!!! There was nothing you guys could have done to even make the Werehog even moderately enjoyable! (okay, hyperbole, but they really sucked) Pretty much nobody liked them! Nobody cared about them, nobody wanted them! Why do you insist on continuing something that nobody wants?Keane Ng said:
Stop trying to reinventing the god damn sub-sonic-wheel, stop with your stupid "innovations"/"gimmicks", stop with your new "ideas" and "It seemed like a good idea at the time" crap, stop with making Sonic something he's not, stop with not listening to the actual reviews, stop and think for a second about what sonic was, stop and for Christ's sake just make Sonic run fast!
The public have made it clear! We don't care about Sonic any more, the reviewers have spoken, the fans have spoken, the people who bought the damn game have spoken.
Listen to your fucking customers SEGA!
Jeez, I'm sorry, I'm just getting furious at SEGA right now, or specifically Sonic Team if you want to get technical. Just stop it. Stop it and let the hedgehog die...
This must be the point where a game character dies. When the company abandons their older audience; people that only want a good, fun game featuring this character; in favor of a younger, more easily entertained audience.
At least now we know we know the truth.
At least now we know we know the truth.
Fuck sake.
Stop this shit and make a knuckles game, so I can stop plotting your deaths Sonic Team! The fuck is wrong with you?
I need to be playing a game with Chaos Knuckles in it before I die, hop to it.
...can they?
Stop this shit and make a knuckles game, so I can stop plotting your deaths Sonic Team! The fuck is wrong with you?
I need to be playing a game with Chaos Knuckles in it before I die, hop to it.
That's because they can't mess up a handheld sonic game.Mstrswrd said:
...can they?
Sonic, what's wrong? Stop playing games, you have to answer me!gmer412 said:
SOnic? Soonic?
SOOONNNIIC!
(sidenote: I thought that developers grew out of this "disregarding the consumer plebs" when the internet hit... oh well)
I think he was more confused by your logic. Sure you're making a joke, but I don't think that the crap actually needs to be made into anything.Indigo_Dingo said:
Bad Sonic Games =/= Good SEGA Games.
actually yes they can. sonic rivals on the PSP was horrible. the boards were glitchy, all the special attacks were gay and the story was more embarrassing than watching the first season of naruto in english.ChromeAlchemist said:
now sonic rush however was a really nice game for a varity of reasons one can find even in user reviews on gamefaqs. the boards were large and rich in color, the music was addictive, the story, although equally embarrassing was atleast kept short.
you wanna know why the difference is so big?
Ask Dimps studio's on how they kept sonic team away from there work on the DS.
I can?t believe those bastards admitted to having quit caring about us. Well at least they were straight up about it. Yeah, I guess its time to move on.
1) Hmmm, WWGND (What Would Gabe Newell Do)?
"I'm getting my crowbar, and then I'm getting on a plane." - Gabe Newell
Eh, works for me. *Starts looking up dollars-to-yen conversion*
2) So they're giving up on the older audience now, eh? Marketing purely to kids used to work for video games, but now enough time has passed that older gamers are now parents themselves. The "Penny Arcade" guys have procreated, for fuck's sake. If you're pissing off the gamers, why would they buy your products for their kids?
3) I'm just amazed enough people bought the last game that the "werehog"-concept was deemed worthy of sequel-age. I'd love to know just where they're getting these ideas that their products aren't monstrous piles of poo. For the record, I haven't bought a Sonic game since "Sonic Adventure" (Big the Cat can F.O.A.D. for all I care) and I refuse to buy one until I see them make a game worthy of a purchase.
"I'm getting my crowbar, and then I'm getting on a plane." - Gabe Newell
Eh, works for me. *Starts looking up dollars-to-yen conversion*
2) So they're giving up on the older audience now, eh? Marketing purely to kids used to work for video games, but now enough time has passed that older gamers are now parents themselves. The "Penny Arcade" guys have procreated, for fuck's sake. If you're pissing off the gamers, why would they buy your products for their kids?
3) I'm just amazed enough people bought the last game that the "werehog"-concept was deemed worthy of sequel-age. I'd love to know just where they're getting these ideas that their products aren't monstrous piles of poo. For the record, I haven't bought a Sonic game since "Sonic Adventure" (Big the Cat can F.O.A.D. for all I care) and I refuse to buy one until I see them make a game worthy of a purchase.
