Oh, AND the movie is gonna be about Peter Parker in High School?! Oh boy! A whole movie dedicated to easily the most boring part of Peter Parker's entire background! 'Cuz the whole time I saw the first movie, I was thinking "This is all well and good, but I wonder what meaningless ***** he took to his High School prom?"
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna pay 20 bucks to see, a bunch of brain dead tweens going...
"OMG, Peter's like, sooo hawt."
"He thinks he's hot snot on a perfect platter, but he's just a cold booger on a paper plate!"
"Oh snap, dawg! Wiggity wack, true dat! I'm ethnic!"
Just throw in a faggy, glittery vampire and inject me with some dopamine, it'll be just like watching Twilight!