SPREAD THE WORD! Valve: 3Box. Believe.
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Thundero13 said:
I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Also, you can fly. All you have to do is BELIEVE!
OT: ...you're kidding right? Son, look at my avatar? Does he look like he gives a shit? No? Wanna know why? Because this makes you look, and I'm trying to say this the nicest way I can, kinda slow...and slightly crazy...I would simply say "nice concept" but to be honest it isn't too great and your description is kinda weird to read.
You know, the caps lock, the actual box art, the explanation, the fact I can hear you breathing heavily, spazzing in joy, sweating profusely.
For you see, and note this is all for the sake of a minor laugh:
So...basically a Valve Fanboi just Jizzed all over this thread and expected everyone else to consider his "idea" as earth shattering, as biblically dramatic as him? And what exactly are we meant to spread? Your paint image? Please.
Not really interested in Half life 3,
Didn't like Team Fortress 2, don't care about TF3.
Was there even a counter strike 2?
They shouldn't make any more portal games, the first 2 were fantastic but they have pretty much reached the limit of portal-based puzzles being exciting. People like Portal because it's fresh; constantly churning out sequels would be the antithesis of this.
But hey, way to take Fanboy-ism to a whole new level of pretentious and annoying.
Not really interested in Half life 3,
Didn't like Team Fortress 2, don't care about TF3.
Was there even a counter strike 2?
They shouldn't make any more portal games, the first 2 were fantastic but they have pretty much reached the limit of portal-based puzzles being exciting. People like Portal because it's fresh; constantly churning out sequels would be the antithesis of this.
But hey, way to take Fanboy-ism to a whole new level of pretentious and annoying.
Ok... after getting over the naruto command and looking beyond the trollishness and trying like hell to keep an open mind, I would say maybe.
Now if this did actually happen it would not be a launch for the games. Because invariably they would launch each individually to make the most money off of them first. Either that or they would be forced to charge 200-300$ for one game and quite frankily there not going to do that. People love valve and all, but I dont think all people love valve that damned much.
Secondly 5 games? really? Ok, maybe if you kept with the 3 figure and released 3 games maybe. Perhaps HL3 TF3 Portal 3 to mirror what was done with the orange box. L4D is its own franchise and much as others have said there isnt even a CS2 yet. (Uhh oh.. I think Gabe just got wind of this and has finally found something else to work on so as to not have to make HL3)
So yeah, no not really. Perhaps you might see a bundle after each of these games were individually released. What I dont understand is the fanatical loyalism to valve to expect them to be such benevolent benefactors.
Now if this did actually happen it would not be a launch for the games. Because invariably they would launch each individually to make the most money off of them first. Either that or they would be forced to charge 200-300$ for one game and quite frankily there not going to do that. People love valve and all, but I dont think all people love valve that damned much.
Secondly 5 games? really? Ok, maybe if you kept with the 3 figure and released 3 games maybe. Perhaps HL3 TF3 Portal 3 to mirror what was done with the orange box. L4D is its own franchise and much as others have said there isnt even a CS2 yet. (Uhh oh.. I think Gabe just got wind of this and has finally found something else to work on so as to not have to make HL3)
So yeah, no not really. Perhaps you might see a bundle after each of these games were individually released. What I dont understand is the fanatical loyalism to valve to expect them to be such benevolent benefactors.
Sheesh. Spread the word? About what, the atrocities of your MSPaint skills? I'm not sure if you're a brilliant troll, a five year old or all three.
Alright, now the mean bit is over, what the hell bro? This... monstrosity will hopefully never exist. I mean, I hate Valve games and even I think releasing such a thing exclusively on the 360 would be a dick move.
Alright, now the mean bit is over, what the hell bro? This... monstrosity will hopefully never exist. I mean, I hate Valve games and even I think releasing such a thing exclusively on the 360 would be a dick move.
Thank you for putting it into words better than anyone else ever could.RagTagBand said:
You didn't name three, only two...Sparrow said:
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TimeLord said:
are.you.the.god.its.me.vader said:
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TheNaut131 said:
I'd like to think that the Escapist Magazine is an open, tolerant forum. I've been here three or so years and I didn't think the Escapist was like 4Chan. I thought you were friendly and a good forum and I say you because I don't want to be part of a forum that attacks anyone and everyone because they have something they like and they don't have the necessary skills to show that through brilliant photoshopping or whatever.Sparrow said:
Also, I'm not a frothing Valve fan boy, my friends and I have been passing this around as a joke and we decided that it might be fun to see what the Escapist community thought of it. Obviously we shouldn't have bothered, we might as well have just thrown it in the bin and abused ourselves a bit, it would have been more pleasurable.
Im shocked that the Escapist forums are just not as pure as I thought they would be. I'm a gamer, sharing a joke I share with my friends so that I can tell them that I did it and I immediately called 'frothing Valve fan boy, jizzing on the screen' or 'a three year old' and other cruel things.
Do I even want to stay on the Forum. I certainly wouldn't continue to recommend it to my friends like I used to.
Thank you for the horrible reception community members. I won't bother in the future.
Looks like someone just realized that the Escapist is not the bastion of Internet civility and intelligence that some people like to act like it is.Everin said:
Let me tell you a little story. I was once a little naive person, wandering around Youtube. I found the ExtraCredits guys and watched their videos. They eventually said they were leaving Youtube, but were heading to a strange website called EscapistMagazine.com. I watched videos from there, but also began to look into Critical Miss and Zero Punctuation. After long consideration I decided to make an account. I'd seen how friendly everyone was in the comments, and decided to make an account. I stuck to the main works, until I see the forums in the corner. I'd always thought they were RSS feeds, news reports, not actual user-generated content. At first, everything was fine. I commented here, commented there and all was good. But then I noticed something. People were a bit angrier than I remember, more "snooty" as I thought. Eventual I started going on the "big boy" threads...and got destroyed.TimeLord said:
"What had happened to all the nice people?" This bothered me for sometime, but then I realized something: This is the internet. We may not be the bumbling guys over at 4chan, but we're not "great" either. We're gonna be pricks, be a bit rude, and be a bit SMART. Even if we don't try. We're also gonna have our own faults blinded by our own ignorance, but then we're gonna do a lot of different things? Why? Because we're all different people, and we act differently from one another here.
Tl;dr Sometimes we cater to one another, other times we piss each other off. DEAL WITH IT. Okay, yeah maybe I did come off a bit harsh, and I would like to apologize. But in all honesty...
Edit: Oh and next time, don't go SPREAD THE WORLD and make this out like it's some big deal.