Star Trek: Captains Log

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Apparently Mr Rodgers is now a zombie. I might have to look into this.

 

[brtshstel]

Captain's Log, Stardate 6749.8: we encountered Zombie Mr. Rogers. His arms were in fact covered in tattoos because of all the people he killed before going to television. He had two passions in life: educating children in a positive light on Public Television, and killing the shit out of people.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: Is it me or is that Martian ambassador hot?

Spoiler: Ooh la la

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Finally I have found a person who is definitely not a Martian and is good conversation.

 

[Scde2]

Luser: Holy shit! That lady is a Martian!

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: we're a weird bunch.

 

[oppp7]

User Weegee: Lets build our own ray guns to stop the martians!

 

[Dr.Susse]

user: 4 Why bother... Oh no the log is depressed again.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I could have sworn the Martians were already dead according to User 4

User 4: There is a lot of scrap metal on earth because someone played throw your lasso to the sky and martians heads just exploded.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: We lost the dry cleaning ticket... that means we have no more towels. I repeat we have no towels.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2:

Spoiler: We're going to have to go to desperate measures

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO... Oh wait

found it.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I came back out of a black hole, in an universe where Zynga ruled...Where everyone was forced to farm, join a mafia, be a vampire, and say Yo. It was a dark place...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: (I was thinking about bring back this thread, well played)
Found the new captain

(you know you agree)

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: Retired captain Kirk was arrested today for doing an illegal Vulcan Death Grip on an old woman.

Spoiler: He is insane!

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: officer Data malfunctioned today he seems to believe he is a dishwasher now.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: Is the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy still in effect? Because you would not believe what I have found in William Riker's locker.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Saw a human with a Star Wars coffee mug and almost shot him into space, then relised space is big enough for two.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I knew it! That chef put to much spice in the food!

 

[Dr.Susse]

something's not right here!