Star Trek: Captains Log

[Scde2]

Luser 2: Oh...Dear...God...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User four: I have the same problem

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I really want to know what this button does

 

[dalek sec]

Day 4382: Fuck it I'm panicing! *raids the small arms lockers*

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Dam we are out of small arms those poor midget robots won't be able to play the banjo anymore.

 

[dalek sec]

Day 2485: I found the real smalls arms locker filled with guns, now I can really get things started!

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I found a surviving midget robot...

Oh sorry, It's a midget in a robot

 

[dalek sec]

Day 3892: I need more dakka damnit! I don't care what the crew say's, you can never have enough dakka in a gunfight!

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: must resist kissing lizard man

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: I just realized something...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: you mean may the force of star trek over power the nuisance of star wars.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: A note to User 4...Hell no!

 

[Dr.Susse]

User$$$$$: Just bought a golden phaser. Now I can shoot In style.

 

[dalek sec]

Day 535: Ran into some kind of rag tag fleet looking for earth, told them to frak off.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: ship was hit by a floating police box today, this job is strange. I mean I could of been a space farmer.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: Apparently there are Martians...from Mars...Negotiations went well

Spoiler

 

[Sky Captanio]

Day Wait. What? Shut Up Mom! I'm trying to write in my captains log.

*Ahem* Day something: My mom is a *****. She won't leave me alone. Oh great the ships on fire and Spock is eating my calculator. This job sucks.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Luser 2: Apparently there are Martians...from Mars...Negotiations went well

Spoiler

[wow I watched that movie yesterday spookey]

*ahem* User 4: eggs bread and Klingon repelant.... space shopping list.

 

[Scde2]

Luser 2: The Martians asked which way was Earth...I feel good from helping them out...

Spoiler: Must be a parade or something

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: There is a lot of scrap metal on earth because someone played throw your lasso to the sky and martians heads just exploded.