Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

[SL33TBL1ND]

People pay for porn?

Yeah, I never got that concept either...

 

[Something Amyss]

Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Yeah, always thought there were a few areas where HD was not your friend.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Porn, Games, makes sense. News will be all over this.

 

[Evil Smurf]

forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

 

[JoesshittyOs]

So now all your friends know what kind of porn you like.

 

[Yopaz]

Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Also, why would anyone pay for porn??? Seriously, has anyone answered that yet?

Low def porn: Now that's one sexy lady!

High def porn: Aaaaaaaaaargh! It's an ogre! Turn it off and give me some bleach for my eyes!

That's why high def porn never tempts me...

 

[Slayer_2]

The Sony Pornstation 3, coming multiple times it 2012... Sorry, I'm really tired and couldn't resist.

 

[Zetatrain]

People pay for porn?

Yeah, I never got that concept either...

Well there wouldn't be a porn industry if it wasn't profitable.

 

[Shrapenel92]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

So it begins.

forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

Yeah doesn't the PS3 have a browser? So, this is already possible AND free?

 

[Overhang]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

So it begins.

forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

Yeah doesn't the PS3 have a browser? So, this is already possible AND free?

Yep, except the browser is so bad, the PS3 freeze every time I use Youtube.

Youtube!

If it can't handel that, then good luck with the porn.

 

[Rigs83]

Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

SugarDVD is mixing hot girls with gaming on the PlayStation 3.

Absolutely no links to any of it will be provided.


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Yes no links at all. Now please completely ignore the image to your right

 

[Living Contradiction]

I see what you did in the title there.

Now I cannot unsee it...

Oh God why..

Heh heh. Okay, it's taken me a few minutes, but now that I've stopped laughing, I can post this.


We are witnessing the victory of Sony's online marketplace over Nintendo's and Microsoft's. It may take a little while, but porn tends to be a very accurate signal of technology that survives over time. It did it when VHS and Betamax battled it out, it did it when Blu-Ray knocked down HD DVD, and by the looks of things, Sony has learned its lesson about opening up one of the more influential and profitable markets out there.

For as the folks over at Three Panel Soul so aptly put it: "Cocks Populi, Vox Dei" http://threepanelsoul.com/2007/03/12/on-deep-thoughts/

 

[strangemoose]

eh not really surprised it was only a matter of time before something like this was created

 

[Xanthious]

Well I decided to take one for the team and go check this out. You know for strictly informative reasons. Thankfully they had a free trial because it was total garbage for the most part. You have to watch everything through the PS3s web browser and the selection is pretty sparse. On top of that the videos take forever and a day to load and the streaming quality is mediocre at best. There are free options out there that top this in every possible way. All in all it's not worth it in the slightest. If I want to watch porn on a web browser, which I've been known to do from time to time, I'll do it for free on my computer.

 

[217not237]

Pfft, porn? That stuff's for losers! I totally don't watch that stuff! *covers bookmarked websites*

Also, spell correct seems to think "Pfft" isn't a word (onomatopoeia exist, Google!) yet "porn" is. *shakes head*

 

[razer17]

Wait... People still pay money for porn? This is news to me.

 

[Absolutionis]

..Well, damn. No Xbox 360 love, now!? I see how it is, porn! I SEE!!

....

Meh, the internet is far better for porn. And there is no limit on the internet for it, either.

Nah. They're just waiting to add Kinect functionality.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

People pay for porn? Because you can't just stream free videos off the internet. Um, not that I would know anything about that of course.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Meh, don't care.

Torrent trackers, trusted seeders, an external hard drive and a broadband connection? All you're missing is your right hand, some tissues and your jolly own self. As for when I feel like violating my own childhood or current Pop culture elements, there's always Rule 34.