Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

poodlenoodles

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Absolutionis said:
ShadowsofHope said:
..Well, damn. No Xbox 360 love, now!? I see how it is, porn! I SEE!!

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Meh, the internet is far better for porn. And there is no limit on the internet for it, either.
Nah. They're just waiting to add Kinect functionality.
ooooo, get some 3D in there too
 

Heaven's Guardian

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While I'm not going to use the service and am surprised that Sony is allowing it, this could be a very good sign for games. Right now, anything rated AO is blacklisted from the console market, which acts as a limiter on what developers can make. While I don't expect many brick and mortar retailers to begin stocking such games even if the console makers start permitting them, online ordering is pervasive enough that we might be able to see games rated at that level. While admittedly most of it will be for sex scenes that good developers don't need to use anyway, the "prolonged scenes of intense violence" the ESRB rating uses will be available to horror writers, which should let developers write something like an extended, graphic torture sequence.
 

Syphous

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If I had a PS3, I would sign up for this service for at least a month. Check out what kind of content they have. And yes, I would pay for porn to avoid amateur gonzo crap.
 

vxicepickxv

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Zachary Amaranth said:
DiamanteGeeza said:
No, no, no. Surely you mean "And give it a fair, balanced, unbiased report that sticks solely to the facts and doesn't make up a bunch of nonsense and blame abortions for everything"?
You forgot gays and Mexicans.
I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.
 

Zack Alklazaris

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RaNDM G said:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.
Oh this wont just be fox. All the stations are going to blow up from this one.

I can't wait, must go to store and get popcorn.
 

EeveeElectro

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I don't think 'blast' is the best word to use here. :p

Anyway, I'm not sure how many people will actually pay for porn. And I'd be a bit freaked out if I was playing a friends PS3 and they say, "You know that controller? [sub]it's had my sticky cum hands on it![/sub]"
I'd hope they wouldn't say that, but if I saw that on their PS3 I'd probably drop the controller faster than a hot potato.

Oh well. I suppose it's better than all those virus-riddled porn sites.
 

Tharwen

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RaNDM G said:
Fox News is going to jump all over this.
"And today's headline: Are our children being encouraged to play porn in their nintendos?"
 

Macgyvercas

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DVS BSTrD said:
That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!
I don't think it's them giving us the shaft. That would imply giving us the bad end of a dea...

*Narrows eyes*

Oh, I see what you did there.
 

masticina

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Well you can't beat a classic

But you can beat your meat on some lovely rethinking of it. Ah yes coming in the wind ;)

Anyhow so porn on the PS3.. why not!
 

RJ 17

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Sooooooooooooo Sony absolutely refuses to allow it's players to join in the Mass Effect 3 promotional weekends and get the rewards (>.> still waiting on Raptor and hoping that Resurgence packs will actually come out...but that's beside the point), but they're now more than happy to sell their players porn?


Edit: PS, my Captcha was "Lickety-Split"

And so, again,
 

The Hungry Samurai

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Wait no seriously? There's going to be an actual program like the Netflix app for this or did the porn site just optimize their site for the ps3s web browser? If its the former we as a gaming community are going to get soooo much crap for this.
 

FamoFunk

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Well this is interesting. Why not, though, I guess some gamers would like to watch porn from the comfort of their PS3. May as well branch out to all entertainment.

But I have to agree with the, "But there's FREE porn out there".
 

Nyaoku

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Up next: SecondLife merges with the avatar thing the PS3 already has. They'll never leave the house. *dies laughing*
 

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vxicepickxv said:
I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.
Well you see, gays and mexicans scare the job creators (by which I mean the rich, who create jobs just by being rich), stifling the free market.

Also, Obama is a Nazi, because we all know the Nazis loved blacks (and muslims, which he obviously is). This may seem irrelevant, but 80% of the stories on Fox News lead back to it, so they must be on to something/