Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Neonbob]

Yes, yes, and more yes.

Can I borrow your whale?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

No, I sold my whale to Vegeta last week.

What would happen if I mixed my mother with a Coke can?

 

[Lazzi]

Fizzy veginal fuild...

do furries eat meat?

 

[Sparrow]

No. JUST VEGGIES ;D

If you are English, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much to you kick ass?

 

[Jav3lin]

A: 7.8

Q: Do you like Bush?

 

[goatzilla8463]

uh, hell no.

what is 1337 spelling?

 

[Jav3lin]

A: leet

Q: amicoolbecauseionlysayoneword?

 

[Neonbob]

No. Not in the slightest. Go be depressed now, as you have been insulted over the internet! Ahahahaha!

Was that too mean?

 

[BlackJack47]

Only to some slugs in the Indonesian area

What am I wearing?

 

[zauxz]

Your skin

Why is Clughath not a common name?

 

[Sparrow]

Because Hitler is waaaaay popular right now.

Are Nazi jokes still funny?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

They were funny when hitler turned into a cow.

Do I hate The Escapist's new look?

 

[Sparrow]

No. And you will now bow down to the new religion, Escapism!

Is the answer to this question MUDKIPZ?

 

[ThreeWords]

No. Just no.

Is this a question?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Yes, just like this tone I'm presenting is patronising.

Is this the Escapist?

 

[Sparrow]

MUDKIPZ. No, wait...

Badges, yay or nay?

 

[tomtom94]

May...be

Will you be my compass?

 

[ThreeWords]

Depends if that's a euphemism or not...

Is 'being a compass' a euphemism after all?

 

[Phlaren1]

No, being a compass is a chicken nugget.

Can I blow up the world with a piece of cake and string?

 

[NeoAC]

Only if you ice it with nitroglycerin. Cherry flavored is the best.

If Bob Marley didn't shoot the deputy, who did?