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RowdyRodimus

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zombiejoe said:
vviki said:
Me: Are you going to play GTA San Andreas?
Friend: 'Ourse no! The main charecter is black!
Me: So?
Friend: I wont play it...
O___O

Wow, just...wow...did the conversation just end after that?
I actually can see why that would turn a player off of the game and still not be racist. If we want the games to be immersive and a way to live vicariously through the protagonist, it can take a person out of said immersion if your avatar doesn't match the player. I've always thought that games like GTA should have all races available to use and male and female skins. It's just a small thing but can lead to much more immersion. I understand that it makes it a bit tougher for spoken dialogue, but in the long run I think the efforts would be worth it.

With that said, the way vviki posted it, I'm assuming it was said in a racist tone, which in this day and age is a completely assinine attitude to have. Still, there are reasons it can be said that doesn't promote racisim.
 

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I have been called stupid for this, but I refuse to pay money to any game having direct ties to the disney corp. Now for the most part, thats not a problem, but it did become somewhat aggravating finding out that Kingdom hearts is actually a fairly good game.

Hate disney with a passion. The nazi support thing is bad enough. But I cant do it now thanks to "old yeller syndrome"
I can't blame you; I've been hating Disney for quite some years now.
 

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hotpotat0wned said:
soul reaver was a perfect game now i stumbled upon the stupidest review i have ever seen in my entire life it was written on gamespot by an user
user : the battles were strange(what the hell does he even mean by strange?and even if it is strange then it means its original and if its original it means GOOD not BAD),the graphics sucked(no shit einstein it was made in 1999)the enviroment is repetitive(there is a thing called theme, would you call the enviroment repetitive if it would take action in antartica or in a desert?or in ruins?)then he complains he doesnt know anything about the storyline because he was to ocupied to seeing how everything sucked so much(this is the second game in the series legacy of kain)it does not tell you how to play the damn game(lots of games have no instructions on how to play them and i mean LOTS i too had trouble understanding how to do anything in some games but im not a goddamn asshole to complain and rate a lower score on the game)then i found the stupidest thing he wrote then i seriously thought he was mentally retarded : the battles were really awkward you had to move while atacking or you will get hit now that's really really awkward(in every goddamn game you have to move while attacking to not get hit)his over reviews included rating JRPGS perfect well if humanity is composed at least 20 percent of these idiots we are doomed.
This is totally unrelated. But nice avatar pic, I recall it being from Half Life 2? Combine logo I think?
yep im a huge fan of hl2 i passed the game 7 times, episode 1 4 times,and episode 2 5 times,half life 1 3 times the only series i like more then half life is metal slug
 

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hotpotat0wned said:
yep im a huge fan of hl2 i passed the game 7 times, episode 1 4 times,and episode 2 5 times,half life 1 3 times the only series i like more then half life is metal slug
That's weird...

When I posted about people complaining about sprites a few minutes ago, the game I had in my hand that made me think of that was Metal Slug Anthology. One of the best series of all time that doesn't get half the credit it deserves.
 

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I think gameplay and story go first graphics second(i dont want on screen cubes) last other things but if they dont mix its not a game its an amalgam of data on a dvd, hdd or whatever you want it to be ready to be opened
 

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Ugh, people who "protest" a game's DRM scheme, a la Starcraft 2 or any Steam-based game. It's like the fact that the developers are trying to protect themselves from pirates somehow makes the game inferior. The strange thing is that most of the games that they "protest" against are some of the greatest games that one can play... their loss.

Yeah, it might be a useless gesture, but just because the neighborhood vandals could just break a window to get into your house doesn't mean that you're going to leave them unlocked.
 

archf13nd

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Any opinion made about a game despite the person never playing it. Those ones are usually the worst.
 

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Graphics aren't like the box art, etc, or expecting more then a game actually gives you

Too many ppl, are conditioned to games like MW2 and forget for them to have their shiny new war simulator fps, which manages to teach kids that you can apparantly fire 2 smgs at once without dislocating your shoulders, older more interesting games came before it.

Or just general, new gamers or kids raving on about the shiny game of the season and making inane comparisions - theres a reason why Counter-Strike has been constantly played since the beta release with HL 1 after all -so many games will be 6 month successes and fade away completely
 

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"The review on Zero punctuation said it sucks"
Really? You're going to not play a game because one person said it sucks?

A person I know won't play mirrors edge because "the main chick is too fugly"
It's in 1st person! There are many valid reasons to hate mirrors edge (even tho I still love it) but that is not one of them.

"the controls don't work properly/ are unresponsive" Occasionally this might be true and is a good reason to dislike a game(tho the only problem like that I can remember having was low mouse sensitivity and it could be changed anyway) but almost every time someone says this its actually because they just suck arse and are trying to pretend that it's the games fault not that they are doing it wrong. You can dislike like a game for being too hard, just admit that rather than making BS excuses.

Then there is also "It's unrealistic" and my personal all time favourite "the installation screen was boring"... I wish I was kidding but I have actually heard someone say that. Who watches a game install anyway? Sometimes games might have concept art come up while it installs and then I might watch but it's hardly a main feature.
 

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I hate Kingdom hearts, for a variety of reasons, the most pedantic being that I dont like Sora's shoes. I think they look retarded.
 

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With respect, how the hell can you like Metal Slug more than Half Life? Metal Slug is awesome, but a mere puppy in comparison with the big dog that is Half Life.
 

Aphex Demon

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Catalyst6 said:
Ugh, people who "protest" a game's DRM scheme, a la Starcraft 2 or any Steam-based game. It's like the fact that the developers are trying to protect themselves from pirates somehow makes the game inferior. The strange thing is that most of the games that they "protest" against are some of the greatest games that one can play... their loss.

Yeah, it might be a useless gesture, but just because the neighborhood vandals could just break a window to get into your house doesn't mean that you're going to leave them unlocked.
I miss the good old days...

"Sweet game"

"Il make you a copy"

Fuck the system man.
 

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"Ever heard of Legend of Zelda?" "It doesn't have any guns, that means it's for babies."
"What about Half-Life?" "It's not like GTA, so it's boring."
"...Team Fortress 2?" "It's just copying Counter-Strike."

I hear things like that here a lot and it fills me with animosity. ANIMOSITY!!!
 

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PoisonUnagi said:
SirBryghtside said:
Morrowind: The movement speed is too slow.

...what? You get faster as you go along!

If you really want to go quickly, jump everywhere. That's what all the cool people do :D
Huzzah, I'm cool!

My brother hates Morrowind because 'Oblivion looks better and it has a better game world'.
The second point is raw bullshit.
Well...its the same game world, and two...Koguti and Ogrim...or goblins and deer?
 

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Miumaru said:
PoisonUnagi said:
SirBryghtside said:
Morrowind: The movement speed is too slow.

...what? You get faster as you go along!

If you really want to go quickly, jump everywhere. That's what all the cool people do :D
Huzzah, I'm cool!

My brother hates Morrowind because 'Oblivion looks better and it has a better game world'.
The second point is raw bullshit.
Well...its the same game world, and two...Koguti and Ogrim...or goblins and deer?
Oblivion is set in Cyrodiil, which is basically just 16 square kilometres of grass, trees, deer and wolves. Morrowind is set in Morrowin (wowie), which is a MUCH more varied and interesting place. It's got marshes, ashlands, a huge-ass volcano, plains, the weird mushroom-plant-thingies that are everywhere in the Telvanni areas... basically, a hell of alot more stuff.

Yeah, they're pretty damn different xD

EDIT: Whoa, my next post is 3000! What should I do to celebrate?