Super Secret School Secrets

[pantsoffdanceoff]

A Teacher was looking at CP during class while we all watched the Star Trek episodes that he put on. This was made a lot less humorous when it turned out be true. Coolest teacher I eve had... well second coolest.

 

[Scythos]

I was too young to notice at the time but my form tutor used to always come see my art teacher at every possible moment and every tutor time in the afternoon he'd come to our tutor base and say something along the lines of 'hey ---, you said you had something to show me ?' to which she'd reply 'oh yes'. Then she'd whack out the stereo play us some classical music loudly from a cassete to enrich our learning later on in the afternoon. Then they'd go into the closet together for 10-15 minutes and leave looking rather dishevelled. We were 12 we didn't know any better. That was at the middle school though most recently there was the PE teacher ( he was a legend for lack of a better word )who resigned after only one year...later on we found out though he had worked his way through half of the female staff and several six formers. I still think the guys a hero though.

 

[ThaBenMan]

My high school used to be a catholic school run by nuns, and there was a rumor that they found a nun's dead body inside one of the walls.

There was another rumor about "The Purple Dragon Room" (the school's colors are white and purple) - it was a secret little room tucked away under a staircase or something somewhere, with a tv and a couch and a mini-fridge. Only a privileged few knew where it was and had access to it, supposedly.

 

[Archaon6044]

there was a "fire escape" on the staff building, and everyone in my year insisted there was a bar up there.

also, the student kept the name of the guy who blew up the toilets secret form the staff for several months. in retrospect that was a bad idea

 

[Firia]

I recently heard a rumor that in my school, there was a pool on the roof where teachers chillax after school. Do you folks have/used to have similar rumors in your school?

The proper resonce to this is to hack the fire suppression system in your school, and time it to go off in time to show that Hottie what's what.
(Name that referance!)

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

My science teacher is an obvious lesbian and likes to slap girls butts.

'Eh.

I believe about 3-4 female teachers at my school are pedophiles. The french teacher is a hot lesbian, my gym teacher tossed a kid into a desk cause he wouldn't shut the hell up, and I have the most awesome dean ever.

"The principal is making me do this, if I had my way the rules would be.. Don't do anything stupid if staff can see you."

(Basically)


EDIT: A different gym teacher also likes to fuck a history teacher.

Rumor of my own that I keep to myself: Every girl at my school wants the above gym teachers man parts. (They flirt with him.. >.>)

 

[lazy_bum]

My primary school was haunted to shit, but was ancient (victorian at least, possibly older) and in my last year there my year had a minor riot when non-uniform day got cancelled.

In my Secondary school, we had an R.S. teacher who was arrested for downloading kiddy porn onto the school computer in his class room, pity because he was the best teacher i've ever had, though he was apparently seeking help when he got sussed. Had a P.E. teacher who left and married an English teacher, and a D.T. teacher who got caught going down on a six former, apparently they're married as well now.lol.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Rumor of my own that I keep to myself: Every girl at my school wants the above gym teachers man parts. (They flirt with him.. >.>)

They always go for the P.E. teachers because girls that age are so incredibly shallow.

Of course. Him being an extremely sexy man, (Puts cliffy B. to shame) and them being shallow girls who say they want a mature man when they have the maturity of dead baby jokes. And mad world.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Oh and the word chillax.... i hate it so much.

Stephen Fry invented that coloquialism, its awesome because of that fact.

on topic!, rumour at my school was that I was gay.

OMG me to! I think at some point everyone had that rumor, even people with no sex organs or brain.

I had that rumour too. Helped by the fact that my own MUM asked if i was gay.

I still have that rumour and due to my erratic behaviour it isn't going away even though i generraly dislike people.

Edit:- My old school had a bookcase in the library that moved and lead into a secret room but noone knew which one turns out this one was true the bookcase was at the back of the room away from the desk and there was a couch and an old record player in the room i kept going there to avoid trouble. Apperantly though setting up a poker tournament in a room in the school is grounds for you to be asked to leave whod 'ave thunk it?

 

[Player 2]

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- History teacher that's obviously high all the time (He showed a softcore porn in class)

snap.

my schoool groundskeeper was arrested for downloading child porn on the schools computer. He later turned out to be bipolar. they really are strict about who they let in to the school.

How does that excuse the act?

I didn't say anything that excused him.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Apparently there is a pool on the fourth floor of my three story high school. Those seniors were so nice to give me that information.