Super-Shark May Be The Best Bad Movie Ever

Scabadus

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I argue that this movie cannot be bad, by virtue of it having a tank that kicks a shark in the face. This makes it awsome, that is all.
 

Druyn

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Really, you think it'll top MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus? The reigning champ has been up there for a while, and i notice a distinct lack of giant octopises and plane eating sharks.
 

Nackl of Gilmed

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You all win 2nd place, because the actual winner is Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIXtfEu5NU

"You wanna know about Ghost Shark? It can swim through water... it can swim through ice... Goddamn ************ can even swim through steam!"

"But mayor, if you cancel the international water convention, the economic impact would be devastating."

"I won't put my citizens at risk. Not when there's a goddamn Ghost Shark on the loose. Not this time!"
 

C95J

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Ah how I love Jaws, and its many cheap rip-off films. :)
 

Andy of Comix Inc

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What is it with this prevalence of sharks in shitty C-movies? Has it just been long enough since the 80s to forget about Jaws 3D?
 

fanklok

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OtherSideofSky said:
I don't know about this one.
I like the premise, but I don't think "so-bad-it's-good" really works out when they set out to make a bad movie deliberately. It has to take itself seriously to be truly funny.
But IT HAS A FUCKING TANK KICK A FLYING SHARK IN THE FACE
 

lacktheknack

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SomethingAmazing said:
Who's making this movie? A friggin' Asylum?
I'm pretty sure that it was The Asylum who made the infamous Mega Shark VS. Giant Octopus, but this just looks like a rip-off studio.
 

drisky

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vansau said:
Of coures, this trailer has one moment that stands out above all others. The army rolls (ahem) out a new tank that, for no explicable reason, has legs instead of treads. When the tank can't hit Super Shark when it fires its cannon, but it makes up for this by kicking the shark in the face.
They did explain the reason, "Walking shark, walking tank", perfectly sound logic to me.