Super-Shark May Be The Best Bad Movie Ever

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WorldCritic said:
... Ok, let me just try to get my head around this one. Nope I can't do it. Right now I want to make a nerd rant about how that looks nothing like what an actual prehistoric shark would look like, but the trailer was so bad it actually killed my brains cells, plus the whole thing is being bad on purpose and I just feel silly to criticize a B movie for something like that.
A tank kicked a shark in the face, your argument is invalid.

I never watch these movies, but the trailers for them are just beautiful.
 

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Drakmeire said:
more awesomely bad than this?
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I love that the actress that hit her with the basketball was like "What the shit was that?!?"
On topic I need to see this movie if only for the proto AT-AT.
 
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Siting in an university general education course lecture, I found this trailer to be highly amusing without the sound.
 

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vansau said:
Of coures, this trailer has one moment that stands out above all others. The army rolls (ahem) out a new tank that, for no explicable reason, has legs instead of treads. When the tank can't hit Super Shark when it fires its cannon, but it makes up for this by kicking the shark in the face.
Uh... excuse me it was explained very clearly in the trailer. A walking tank for a walking shark. Sheesh how much more clear an explanation would you like?

I wish to see this movie, I love a great bad film.
 

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FWIW, the director on this is a fella named Fred Olen Ray - he's from the oldschool, been making B-movies like this since before most of the Asylum and Syfy crew were born. He was the guy behind a lot of the "Scream Queen" stuff you might've seen on late-night cable in the early 90s. ("Evil Toons" may be the most infamous example)

He's actually better known as a big wheel in vintage scifi movie fandom - he does A LOT of archivist work in preserving and releasing old drive-in type flicks from the 50s and earlier. So, if nothing else, some of the money made off this will probably end up going to good ends.
 

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Jesus. Was that filmed on a camcorder ?

I love terrible movies. But they're better when it seems like they were trying to make a GOOD movie. Troll 2 and Plan 9 are the untouchable kings.

I just have better things to do with my time.
 

Natdaprat

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The walking tank that kicked the shark in the face was the best thing I've ever seen in my life. True story.
 

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Well, I've officially added this movie to the top of my "Most Bestest Movies of all Time" list, right ahead of Black Dynamite.
 

Not-here-anymore

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There's bad, then 'so bad it's good', and then 'really, really bad'.

This looks like the last one. Which is a shame, because 'so bad it's good' films tend to be my favourites...
 

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this isnt my name said:
So mega shark v giant octopus, shartocpus, and super shar, SOmeone needs to kill the people making these crap movies. Do people actually watch them ? How can they keep getting money.
And there is a sequel to Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. Its called Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (can you guess what it is about?)