Super-Shark May Be The Best Bad Movie Ever

[LadyMint]

Movies that take pride in being terrible before they're even released don't get on my "so bad it's good" list. I only like terrible B movies that don't seem to recognize how horrible they really are. Like the Twilight films.

 

[the muffin man]

well at least it wasn't 3d bullshit

 

[AceAngel]

Um, guys, why are you complaining?

There is a walking tank that kicks a shark.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

The Room is the best so-bad-it's good movie in my opinion.

I did not hit her! I did not! Hi, Mark.

I believe you mean "Oh HAI, Mark."

Mark you know that is con-fi-den-tial! How is your sex life?

 

[Therumancer]

Of "Smallville" fame? What about "Dukes Of Hazzard" (shakes head sadly) that's why he got the role on "Smallville", to be a sort of "face" in a cast of (then) generally unknown actors from what I've read.

That said, it doesn't sound like quite my type of "B" movie cheez, despite my appreciation for stuff churned out by studios like Troma.

I also don't think anyone is going to outdo the "killer sealife ruins a vacation" standards set recently by "Pihrana 3d" I mean that movie was.... well you just have to see it. Ving Rhames manages to have a death scene that is both incredibly heroic/macho, and unbelievably "WTF did I just see" at the same time.

 

[Romidude]

I just wish I could have unseen that.

 

[Silvance]

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

 

[antipunt]

I feel like my understanding of the world has increased.

 

[Scytail]

i think i made something that looks similar to the walking tank back in my high school tech class using a 3D graphics program from like the 90s

 

[CKalvin]

Pure brilliance.

I'm speechless after being kicked in the face by awesome.

 

[Fuloqwam]

It was funny... until I realized people actually got PAID to make it.... now it's a tragedy.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

B-Movie?!? What kinda curve are we grading on, here?!?

I'm just curious how anyone could fund something like "Super Shark" considering it's somehow, ugh it hurts to say, a step back for extra-large, poor CGI shark movies.

It simply amazes me that a Were-Shark movie hasn't been pumped out yet, followed immediately by

Twinight: Vampire Batmale vs. Were-Shark.

 

[s0meNo0b]

I'm sorry, what...?

Cannot understand why people make these...

 

[LogieBear]

So terrible. . .cant resist urge to want to watch!

meh, I prefer vampire motorcycles :>

Looks so silly...I'll maybe watch it when it's out on DvD here :>

This is just awesome, thank you for posting this peice of art =P

 

[Nouw]

What has Jaws done?
[sub]I love these kind of movies because one day me and my mates will have a fun time watching them back to back. Think of the lulz![/sub]

 

[theonlyblaze2]

"Best bad movie ever"? You, good sir, have never seen a Troma film.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

I don't know about this one.
I like the premise, but I don't think "so-bad-it's-good" really works out when they set out to make a bad movie deliberately. It has to take itself seriously to be truly funny.

But IT HAS A FUCKING TANK KICK A FLYING SHARK IN THE FACE

And that would be good if the producers didn't obviously know that that's ridiculous and are putting it there to be laughed at. In order for it to realize its potential they would have to be completely serious about it. We would still laugh at it, but we would laugh more if it weren't a joke.

 

[redisforever]

Wow....I have to watch this, right the hell now.

 

[Blind Sight]

If John Schneider jumps the shark in a muscle car at least once I'm in.