Super-Shark May Be The Best Bad Movie Ever

[Meggiepants]

I laughed through the whole promo. Freaking hilarious.

I thought the Oil Rig takedown was funny. Then they put that walking tank on.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I... but... they...

WHAT?!

 

[Jim Grim]

How about Birdemic? Not so over the top, but equally bizarre.

 

[BoogieManFL]

That looks so very very bad.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Let me guess...this is one of The Asylums latest turds?

Off topic...but could someone pretty please tell me how to post pictures on these forums? I'm not especially savvy when it comes to that stuff and I would love to be able to post all the craptacular Asylum monsters here.

 

[hansari]

Ahhh...the next Snakes on a plane...

 

[PopcornAvenger]

Oh... there needs to be a law that making shit movies like this is punishable by death...

I don't think you can kill Uwe Boll more than once, although it'd be justifed to throw a lil' waterboarding in beforehand.

I, too, have no clue what's up with SyFy. They've killed show after show that's worth a damn, but keep producing utter garbage. Do they think their dreck will be looked back upon with nostalgia, say, ten years from now?

 

[The Hive Mind]

I suddenly feel stupider.

 

[mr_rubino]

No faded pop singers? Won't catch me within a thousand feet of it.

So mega shark v giant octopus, shartocpus, and super shar, SOmeone needs to kill the people making these crap movies. Do people actually watch them ? How can they keep getting money.

And there is a sequel to Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. Its called Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus (can you guess what it is about?)

You blaspheme, foo! It is "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid", starring the combined talents of Debbie Gibson and Tiffany('s Breasts).

 

[CrazyLarry42]

Okay, I'm officially old, John Schneider is now famous for Smallville. Bo Duke, anyone?

 

[Athol]

Well, it's not a goblin shark, so it can't be that bad,

SHHHH!!!! Dont give them any ideas!

 

[mr_rubino]

Okay, I'm officially old, John Schneider is now famous for Smallville. Bo Duke, anyone?

What's a Bo Duke? Some manner of opera or pantomime character?

 

[tahrey]

A Shark .... that can fly?

Someone's gone to bed after eating too much nacho cheese and doing an xkcd archive binge, I fear.

Still, sounds JAWSOME.

 

[Nero09]

However, no place is safe from Super Shark, as the trailer shows it sinking an oil rig, leaping into the air and snatching a fighter jet out of the sky, and using its fins to walk on land while it laughs off the bullets soldiers are firing at it.

I guess you can say the movie... sharked the jump?



wait...

 

[TheSquashedOrange]

God, this is so bad I think it gave me cancer...